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I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Take a cutlass, him that dares, and I'll see the colour of his inside, crutch and all, before that pipe's empty.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
Even by day they hung about, smoking the pipe of peace, and looking almost as if they wanted tit-bits to eat. They
— J.M. Barrie
I skipped two short steps and walloped the back of his head with an energy-charged swing of the pipe. The street collided with his jaw.
— Billy O'Connor
For the world was built in order around the atoms march in tune; Rhyme the pipe, and Time the warder, The sun obeys them, and the moon.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Id done more apologizing in the past week than a politician with a crack pipe and a sex addiction.
— Kristin Walker
The bladder-pipe, a local Highlands speciality, is to music what warthogs are to mathematics. Largely unconnected.
— Mark Lawrence
I crashed the pipe murderously down onto his mouth and heard his upper teeth shatter at the gums.
— Billy O'Connor
There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe.
— Frederick Marryat
Jackson asked, "Where'd the water come from in your house?""A pipe." Then he explained to Jackson, "Water travels in pipes. — Kresley Cole
Racists are not the pipe-smoking type, I thought to myself.
— John Howard Griffin
The day before yesterday always has been a glamour day. The present is sordid and prosaic. Time colors history as it does a meerschaum pipe.
— Vincent Starrett
My pipe business I created from scratch; my media assets and bank I bought from the secondary market.
— Victor Pinchuk
Melodies die out, like the pipe of Pan, with the ears that love them and listen for them.
— George Eliot
I smoke a brown pipe like the breast of a little negress.
— Francis Jammes
Passionate smokers always welcome the peace-pipe without hesitation.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
AWAY with funeral music - setThe pipe to powerful lips -
The cup of life's for him that drinks
And not for him that sips. — Robert Louis Stevenson
The liberation of adulthood as we'd conceived it from below was a pipe-dream; with oppressors deposed we became our own tyrants.
— Lionel Shriver
I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.
— Charles Bukowski
I do but sing because I must; and pipe but as the linnets sing.
— Alfred Lord Tennyson
Writing is a manual labor of the mind: a job, like laying pipe.
— John Gregory Dunne
A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.
— George Gissing
The greatest thing has been that projects that were pipe dreams before 'Whiplash' are now feeling more realistic.
— Damien Chazelle
Well-meanin' man. Did it all for the best." Stalky curled gracefully round the stair-rail. "Head in a drain-pipe. Full confession in the left boot.
— Rudyard Kipling
"Lord bless you!" said Mr. Omer, resuming his pipe, "a man must take the fat with the lean; that's what he must make up his mind to, in this life. "
— Charles Dickens
Giving up alcohol or cigarettes is a lead-pipe cinch compared to the renunciation of complacence by a former (self-appointed) elite.
— Margaret Halsey
He was a Frenchman, a melancholy-looking man. His aspect was that of one who has been looking for the leak in a gas pipe with a lighted candle.
— P.G. Wodehouse
He sucked his pipe. Blew out the smoke. The clock ticked, lengthening the seconds between them.
— Stephen Lloyd Jones
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
— Henny Youngman
With his fort of books the hobgoblin had come to a smooching scene and shouted for them to pipe down.
— Laini Taylor
For what is man without desires, without free will, and without the power of choice but a stop in an organ pipe?
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
We found a water pipe, tied the flag to it and put it up. Then all hell broke loose below. Troops cheered, ships blew whistles, some men openly wept.
— Charles Lindbergh
Much of the discovery of the world was based on failure rather than on successon tactical errors and pipe dreams. — David Grann
He let out a short laugh. You sound like Sherlock Holmes. You gonna pull out a magnifying glass? A pipe, maybe?
— James Dashner
I needed a space suit the way a pig needs a pipe organ.
— Robert A. Heinlein
HARHARBLOODY HAR. Put that in your pipe hole and smoke it, society!
— Helen Fielding
Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!
— Pauline Phillips
In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.
— Bauvard
The cap was gone and the man dropped to his elbows to smell the pipe but the odor of gas was only a rumor, faint and stale.
— Cormac McCarthy
She owned a pipe wrench. Maybe if she whacked the sink enough it would unplug. (Angie)
— Annie Nicholas
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.
— Chris Rock
You can pipe anything to anything else, and usually it'll do something. With most of the standard Linux tools, it'll even do what you expect.
— Scott Simpson
I craved him, like an opium addict craved the pipe: the sound of his voice, the touch of his hand, his mere presence in the same room.
— Jordan L. Hawk
The smoke of glory is not worth the smoke of a pipe.
— George Sand
Every time we are confronted with a new revolution we take to the opium pipes of our own propaganda.
— I. F. Stone
Fairies, arouse! Mix with your song Harplet and pipe, Thrilling and clear, Swarm on the boughs! Chant in a throng! Morning is ripe, Waiting to hear.
— William Allingham
It's the way surfing is - you grow up surfing together, and then you're thrown into a heat at Pipe or a world title bout against one another.
— Joel Parkinson
The great end of being is to harmonize man with the order of things, and the church has been a good pitch-pipe, and may be so still.
— Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
He (David Beckham) does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!
— Victoria Beckham
Shall we go dance the hay, the hay?Never pipe could ever play
Better shepherd's roundelay. — Nicholas Breton
My favourite place in the world - the south beach at Aberystwyth -has a sewage outfall pipe on it
— Caitlin Moran
To deprive the derelicts of hope is right, and to sustain them in their illusory "pipe dreams" is right also.
— Harold Bloom
If men can quilt and take over the kitchen, then women can pick up a wrench and fix a leaky pipe.
— Hanna Rosin
The scale relates to everything. The thickness of a pipe, the thickness of a leg of the furniture. Even color could have a scale.
— Massimo Vignelli
A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man.
— A.A. Milne
We passed the hash pipe and played our Doors tapes.
— Billy Joel
I don't remember using a dirty pipe like that. My pipe isn't a cheap piece of crap. It was made by the name brand "Bitch".-Tsukuyo
— Hideaki Sorachi
A man, as he ages, is ready for his pipe and slippers by the fire. A woman becomes an unstoppable force.
— Cara Louise
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He [Barak Obama]'s a guy from Chicago. He doesn't know what the hell to do. He's got a big pipe with a hole in it.
— Bill O'Reilly
Density, matter, radiation ... it's all just construction paper and pipe cleaners and glue, with the proper perspective.
— Robert Jackson Bennett
