Tis not her coldness, father, That chills my labouring breast; It's that confounded cucumber I've ate and can't digest.
— Richard Harris Barham
i can always find you
— Jennifer Ashley
Life is the twofold internal movement of composition and decomposition at once general and continuous.
— Henri Marie Ducrotay De Blainville
Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg. — Myrna Loy
You cannot be the perfect wife, the perfect mother, and the perfect actor all at the same time. — Blythe Danner
Zion Temple is where the Lord dwells not a place of visitation. — Paul Gitwaza
Any woman who, by her own admission, is capable of shooting a man in cold blood is likely the perfect wife for me. — Vanessa Kelly
Perfect Tommy: Pictures don't lie.Reno: The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way — Earl Mac Rauch
No wife wants to hear that her husband is less than perfect. — Sophie Kinsella
I have a healthy body, free of the chemicals that once controlled it. — Lorna Luft
My wife's been telling me that I'm a perfect horse's ass for years now. — Stephen King
Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect. — Nicolas Chamfort
You think I'm not a goddess?Try me.
This is a torch song.
Touch me and you'll burn. — Margaret Atwood
I am reminded every day of my life, if not by events, then by my wife, that I am not a perfect man. — Barack Obama
I think my wife would take objection to any characterization of me as perfect. — Peter Blair Henry
Everything you do.. defies any dream I've ever dreamed. You're so much more perfect to me than I ever knew how to wish for. ~Tara Mae~ — Lucian Bane
My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine. — Milton Berle
I have in my mind's eye an image of what a perfect mother and wife should be; and in her whom I must call "Mother" I find no trace of that image. — Anne Frank
First ladies throughout our history have been expected to be adoring wives and perfect mothers ... — Rosalynn Carter
The placement of a perfect perfumed turd passive-aggressive zinger is equal to the flush of an orgasm. It is sublime. — Angela Ricketts
We do the best we can do. — Leigh Bardugo
The balancing act of motherhood and a career, and being a wife, is something that I don't think I'll ever perfect, but I love the challenge of it. — Kerri Walsh
In real life I'm a poor dressmaker and a terrible cook, anything in fact but the perfect wife. — June Allyson
A perfect wife is one who doesn't expect a perfect husband. — Habeeb Akande
