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Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
— Charles M. Schulz
'It's hard to come by peanuts that crack so nice and crisp,' said J.
— Haruki Murakami
Her right hand held a bottle of Pepsi that she'd clogged with peanuts and called a late lunch.
— Daniel Woodrell
Dropped a peanut in my belly button, do I eat it or ...
— Luke Hemmings
Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.
— Stephan Pastis
Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.
— Frank Zappa
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."
— Henny Youngman
Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!
— Charles M. Schulz
Withdrawal of US troops will become like salted peanuts to the American public: The more US troops come home, the more will be demanded.
— Henry A. Kissinger
I have been up too congress, and they do not seem to do anything except eat peanuts and chew tobacco while my army is starving ...
— Robert E.Lee
Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.
— Dorothy Salisbury Davis
Without peanuts, it isn't a cocktail party.
— Julia Child
Peanuts/Peanut Butter
— Jonny Bowden
All of a sudden I'm an expert on everything. Interviewers want your opinion on golf, foreign policy and even the price of peanuts.
— Hubert Green
It's your money or you'll be wearing cement shoes - Peppermint Patty
— Charles M. Schulz
In each of the separate sections Mother would put a different treat - sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, watermelon seeds, sesame cookies, and peanuts.
— Katherine Paterson
I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.
— Dana Gould
Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.
— Mickey Spillane
It isn't illegal to buy an artist's work for peanuts and sell it again at any price one can get. But it is an outrage!
— Murray Leinster
We all need someone to kiss us goodbye
— Charles M. Schulz
Yellow M&M's don't move with green M&M's. I mean, you don't put M&M's peanuts with M&M's plain.
— Tupac Shakur
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity,
— Diana Vreeland
She was kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts.
— Raymond Chandler
I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl
— Selena Gomez
My mind reels with sarcastic replies!
— Charles M. Schulz
Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!
— Charles M. Schulz
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
— Charles M. Schulz
I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips.
— Tyra Banks
Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.
— Tommy Cooper
Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it?
— Garrison Keillor
Aint nuttin' but a peanut.
— Ronnie Coleman
I had peanut butter once. It was awful.
— Grumpy Cat
I literally went from being unable to play my rent to being on a plane the next day, being paid peanuts.
— Johnny Depp
I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up..it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!
— Jim Gaffigan
Me. A bad boy. For eating boiled peanuts in the graveyard. Go figure.
— Nicholas Sparks
Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside.
— Janet Evanovich
People are lot like peanuts...It's not what's on the outside that matters, and that damn shell just gets shucked into the trash anyhow. — Alan VanMeter
Pretty much every time I try something different or do something in front of a live audience, I truly think they might throw peanuts at me.
— Giada De Laurentiis
No more rhymes now I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?" "AAHH!
— William Goldman
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
— James Goldsmith