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Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. — Charles M. Schulz

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter. — Dana Gould

There's a big empty box filled with packaging peanuts and it's totally calling my name. — H.M. Ward

I don't know if any genuine, meaningful change could ever result from a song. It's kind of like throwing peanuts at a gorilla. — Tom Waits

'It's hard to come by peanuts that crack so nice and crisp,' said J. — Haruki Murakami

In spite of the poor economy, almost 70 percent of Americans occasionally splurge on luxury items
like a blanket on a plane, or a peanut. — Jay Leno

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. — Orson Welles

I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I'll find a way to get some peanuts and take some beer and tell some lies. — John Chaney

Keep looking up..that's the secret of life... — Peanuts

Her right hand held a bottle of Pepsi that she'd clogged with peanuts and called a late lunch. — Daniel Woodrell

It wasn't until later that I would realize that I was babbling a chant of "Ubriacha, ubrius, ubrium," to the Peanuts theme music. — Jim Butcher

Dropped a peanut in my belly button, do I eat it or ... — Luke Hemmings

I only remember a few things about Jimmy Carter. He had big lips and liked peanuts. I now know that Jimmy Carter was and is a good man. — Kurt Cobain

Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying. — Stephan Pastis

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut. — Frank Zappa

I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman

Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream! — Charles M. Schulz

Withdrawal of US troops will become like salted peanuts to the American public: The more US troops come home, the more will be demanded. — Henry A. Kissinger

I have been up too congress, and they do not seem to do anything except eat peanuts and chew tobacco while my army is starving ... — Robert E.Lee

Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys. — Dorothy Salisbury Davis

As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me. — Matt Groening

Without peanuts, it isn't a cocktail party. — Julia Child

Peanuts/Peanut Butter — Jonny Bowden

All of a sudden I'm an expert on everything. Interviewers want your opinion on golf, foreign policy and even the price of peanuts. — Hubert Green

It's your money or you'll be wearing cement shoes - Peppermint Patty — Charles M. Schulz

Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was a salted. — Tina Fey

In each of the separate sections Mother would put a different treat - sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, watermelon seeds, sesame cookies, and peanuts. — Katherine Paterson

I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter. — Dana Gould

The testosterone wafted off him like dirt off Pigpen from the Peanuts comics. — Susan Fanetti

Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar. — Mickey Spillane

It isn't illegal to buy an artist's work for peanuts and sell it again at any price one can get. But it is an outrage! — Murray Leinster

We all need someone to kiss us goodbye — Charles M. Schulz

Yellow M&M's don't move with green M&M's. I mean, you don't put M&M's peanuts with M&M's plain. — Tupac Shakur

You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts. — Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a peanut farmer at heart, still grow peanuts on my farm in Georgia. — Jimmy Carter

Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity, — Diana Vreeland

If you accept working for 'peanuts' don't complain when you're treated like a monkey. — Rob Liano

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. — Jon Stewart

She was kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts. — Raymond Chandler

I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl — Selena Gomez

Does one eat peanuts at a ball game?' 'It ain't hardly legal if you don't. — Edna Ferber

Moaning Myrtle burst into anguished sobs and fled from the dungeon. Peeves shot after her, pelting her with moldy peanuts, yelling, Pimply! Pimply! — J.K. Rowling

My mind reels with sarcastic replies! — Charles M. Schulz

Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds! — Charles M. Schulz

Golf is like eating peanuts. You can play too much or play too little. — Bobby Jones

Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours. — Ruta Sepetys

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate. — Charles M. Schulz

If you pay peanuts, you wind up hiring monkeys. — Hannibal

Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels ... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone. — Dana Gould

'Peanuts' is a life-long influence, going back to before I could even read. — Adrian Tomine

I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips. — Tyra Banks

Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted. — Tommy Cooper

Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it? — Garrison Keillor

And would you three like peanuts, pretzels, or Biscoff cookies with those? — Wally Lamb

Aint nuttin' but a peanut. — Ronnie Coleman

I had peanut butter once. It was awful. — Grumpy Cat

Publicity is like eating peanuts. Once you start you can't stop. — Andy Warhol

I literally went from being unable to play my rent to being on a plane the next day, being paid peanuts. — Johnny Depp

I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up..it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme! — Jim Gaffigan

Me. A bad boy. For eating boiled peanuts in the graveyard. Go figure. — Nicholas Sparks

Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside. — Janet Evanovich

People are lot like peanuts...
It's not what's on the outside that matters, and that damn shell just gets shucked into the trash anyhow. — Alan VanMeter

They can boo me, yell at me, and throw peanuts at me, as long as they pay to get in. — Muhammad Ali

Pretty much every time I try something different or do something in front of a live audience, I truly think they might throw peanuts at me. — Giada De Laurentiis

No more rhymes now I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?" "AAHH! — William Goldman

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. — James Goldsmith