Graham Chapman Quotes
Top 40 wise famous quotes and sayings by Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Graham Chapman on Wise Famous Quotes.
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
We found that we didn't have much problem with him [J.C.], it was his followers we found questionable.
Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.
Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.
Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark
All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.
We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
World War II ... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.