Graham Chapman Quotes

Top 40 wise famous quotes and sayings by Graham Chapman

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Graham Chapman quotes: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Graham Chapman quotes: Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!! Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!!
Graham Chapman quotes: Tis but a scratch!""A scratch? Your arm's off!""No it isn't.""Then what's that?""Oh come on, pansy! Tis but a scratch!"
"A scratch? Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't."
"Then what's that?"
"Oh come on, pansy!
Graham Chapman quotes: There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount. There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
Graham Chapman quotes: NI! Oh no! Not ni! NI!
Oh no! Not ni!
Graham Chapman quotes: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Graham Chapman quotes: Camelot is a silly place. Camelot is a silly place.
Graham Chapman quotes: When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Graham Chapman quotes: We found that we didn't have much problem with him [J.C.], it was his followers we found questionable. We found that we didn't have much problem with him [J.C.], it was his followers we found questionable.
Graham Chapman quotes: One, two, ... five!""Three, my lord. One, two, ... five!"
"Three, my lord.
Graham Chapman quotes: One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air. One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air.
Graham Chapman quotes: WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color? WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?
Graham Chapman quotes: I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats. I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats.
Graham Chapman quotes: It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others. It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
Graham Chapman quotes: We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified. We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
Graham Chapman quotes: Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people. Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.
Graham Chapman quotes: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Graham Chapman quotes: You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show. You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.
Graham Chapman quotes: Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply. Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.
Graham Chapman quotes: Your Life our your lupines!" Dennis Moore Your Life our your lupines!"
Dennis Moore
Graham Chapman quotes: Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable. Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.
Graham Chapman quotes: A murderer is only an extroverted suicide. A murderer is only an extroverted suicide.
Graham Chapman quotes: Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples. Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.
Graham Chapman quotes: By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants ... By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants ...
Graham Chapman quotes: I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim. I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.
Graham Chapman quotes: I hope I will have achieved something lasting. I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
Graham Chapman quotes: When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime. When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.
Graham Chapman quotes: Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark
Graham Chapman quotes: I fart in your general direction. I fart in your general direction.
Graham Chapman quotes: All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person. All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.
Graham Chapman quotes: Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
Graham Chapman quotes: We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing! We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!
Graham Chapman quotes: If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten. If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten.
Graham Chapman quotes: We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing! We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
Graham Chapman quotes: I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets. I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.
Graham Chapman quotes: World War II ... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us. World War II ... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.
Graham Chapman quotes: She turned me into a newt.... But I got better... She turned me into a newt.
... But I got better...
Graham Chapman quotes: It's just a flesh wound! It's just a flesh wound!
Graham Chapman quotes: My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white. My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.