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The Mother In Law Quotes & Sayings

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I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.' — Les Dawson

The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig. — Les Dawson

The mother-in-law is the centre of a family. — Les Dawson

The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law. — John Grisham

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps. — Les Dawson

...and this is what grandmothers and mother-in-law and mothers do. They fight for the good. — Fredrik Backman

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award. — Laura Schlessinger

Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. — Jerome K. Jerome

while your mother in law still lives, domestic harmony / is out of the question. — Juvenal

You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved. — Josh Kopelman

Morning a week with her ex-mother-in-law. So she couldn't fault Rafe for keeping his regular stool at the diner she worked at, even if it — Zoe York

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. — Milton Berle

The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that. — Allen Toussaint

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law. — Mark Twain

They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac. — David Mamet

My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller

If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her in the living room. — Lyndon B. Johnson

My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale. — Les Dawson

I should, many a good day, have blown my brains out, but for the recollection that it would have given pleasure to my mother-in-law. — George Gordon Byron

Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in the first few months. — Jay Leno

Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid. — Ian Botham

I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother-in-law's recipe for chicken and barley stew all the time. — Gail Simmons

Maybe I shouldn't mouth off to the elemental I kinda hoped was my
future mother-in-law. — Kiersten White

The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology. — James G. Frazer

I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law. — Natalie Dormer

Damn it, Honor, what do I do with an Ancient mother-in-law who thinks I'm a bug?" One that had infested the life of Caliane's beloved son. — Nalini Singh

But desperation is the mother-in-law of invention. — Laura Marney

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten. — Lisa Kleypas

I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it. — Les Dawson

There's something powerful about knowing the shortest way, even if you take the longer way because you know your mother-in-law is sitting home. — Stephen King

The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicinity is dead. That's why I hand-picked it for my mother-in-law. — Jarod Kintz

Of her mother in law. It is one thing to love the ways of the Lord when all is fair, and quite another to cleave to them under all discouragements — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Did you know that if you re-arrange the letters in 'mother-in-law' you can create the phrase 'woman Hitler'?
Holly from Secrets — Sara Daniell

A mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world. — Caroline Pafford Miller

What happens to the relationship you never had with your mother-in-law when your husband dies? — Taylor Jenkins Reid

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law. — Benjamin Walker

But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced. — Wanda Sykes

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman

The man who is fortunate in his choice of son-in-law gains a son; the man unfortunate in his choice loses his daughter also. — Democritus

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock. — Henny Youngman

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' — Joan Rivers

I screamed, Go to hell! in the car, and the GPS took me to my mother-in-law's house. — Emma Beasley

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' — Les Dawson