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I drank a lot when I was a teenager and I don't drink any more, because that's when I thought, you know, I'm gonna end up a car wreck.
— Kristin Davis
While shooting 'Selma,' I would train on my off time with the assistant men's track and field coach at Georgia Tech.
— Stephan James
It wasn't nothing. It was something.
— Amy Harmon
It's just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.
— Andy Rooney
Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.
— Louis C.K.
In the eyes of all of them was the hollow stare of fear, and there was hollowness in their merriment, too.
— Michael Crichton
As long as I'm not taking a penalty we will be OK. But if it's like two years ago I will need a doctor.
— Rafael Benitez
Eat the pain. Send it back into the void as love.
— Amanda Palmer
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
— Mitch Hedberg
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.
— Dave Attell
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
— Auliq Ice
Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
— Zach Galifianakis
Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how clearly you could see things.
— Mary Higgins Clark
It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.
— Terry Pratchett
My wife and I ran through 'Justified' in, like, a day. And that is such a funny, amazing show.
— Adam Pally
Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.
— J. B. Smoove
Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.
— James Dashner
Isn't it wonderful, how words and paper can embroil us so? We are witnessing a miracle, dear heart.
— Samantha Shannon
The thing is, Fallon ... I told you before to lock the door if you wanted me to stay out. Funny thing is ... " I leaned in. "You. Never. Did.
— Penelope Douglas
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.
— Iliza Shlesinger
It's about more than us, now, can't you see? I love you, of course I do, but some things ... some things just have to be done.
— Natasha Farrant
S'cool. I've lived most of my life under threat of "one of these days" for one reason or another. Superheroes do.
— Karen Marie Moning
I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008.
— Mitch Hedberg
It's not how you compensate your executives, it's which executives you have to compensate in the first place. If
— James C. Collins
When you're promoting a film it's really interesting trying to gauge what people think about it.
— Guy Pearce
Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I didn't even think about movies where I came from. I wanted to be on the stage.
— Catherine Zeta-Jones
I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!"
— Mitch Hedberg
Perhaps I couldn't tickle the inside of his ear, but I could reach the mysterious curves of his mind.
— Laura Whitcomb
