The Monkeys Quotes
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We're the weirdest monkeys ever.
— Karl Lehenbauer
It will not be a surprise to you to learn I'm more interested in the future of the Arctic Circle than the future of the Arctic Monkeys.
— Gordon Brown
Flying monkeys?" the Gasman called out a guess. "Like in the Wizard of Oz?"It dawned on me then. "No," I said tersely "Worse. Flying Erasers. — James Patterson
Lex's jaw dropped. She started to object, but the look Zara shot her could have silenced a pack of screech monkeys.
— Gina Damico
Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
A few monkeys and parrots were loose on the wreck, clambering hysterically toward nowhere. He saw several animals disappear into the flames.
— David Quammen
The onus of Connecting rightly, Conceiving brightly, Conveying quietly, and Concluding wisely are the capatencies (capacity and competence) of man
— Priyavrat Thareja
Faith is hoping that the wizard behind the curtain will explain what the flying monkeys had to do with you realizing that there is no place like home.
— Shannon L. Alder
I've done the performing monkey stuff and massive breakdowns, it's just they weren't documented.
— Moby
If Sun were to hand the management of Java over to a committee of monkeys, would it be more successful?
— Eric Sink
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[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton. [Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit loose in Trenton. — Janet Evanovich
The resources of the Deity cannot be so meagre, that, in order to create a human being endowed with reason, he must change a monkey into a man.
— Louis Agassiz
I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"
— Robin Williams
There are quite a few actors in the business who are much more difficult than kids or monkeys.
— Paul Hogan
I can train a monkey to wave an American flag. That does not make the monkey patriotic.
— Scott Ritter
The monkeys seized all the cocoanuts within their reach and sent them down upon us
— Johann David Wyss
As the monkey climbs the tree, more people can see his bottom.
— Jean-Louis Gassee
Life could not be entirely devoted to debauchery and monkeys. Magnus had to finance all the drinking somehow.
— Cassandra Clare
In trees, monkeys rule;on land, lions rule;
in the sky, eagles rule;
in the waters, whales rule. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'.
— Donald Rumsfeld
God cursed those who are the sons of Israel, through David and Jesus, the son of Mary. Those people, God made monkeys and pigs.
— Sami Al-Arian
But his bird says it's amazing,So now all that's left,
Is the proof that Love's
Not only blind but deaf. — Arctic Monkeys
They lived like monkeys still, while their new god powers lay around them in the weeds.
— Kim Stanley Robinson
The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn.
— Theodore Beale
If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men.
— Harry Hooton
I am sorry. It is hard to convey five-dimensional ideas in a language evolved to scream defiance at the monkeys in the next tree
— Terry Pratchett
A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe.
— Tom T. Hall
I see a clear breach of ahimsa even in driving away monkeys; the breach would be proportionately greater if they have to be killed.
— Mahatma Gandhi
One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues.
— Toni Cade Bambara
Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.
— Dorothy Salisbury Davis
We must protect them (animals) and this land. If the animals die, this land dies. If this land dies, we die.
— Diane Van Der Westhuizen
He's not going to sell any of those caps. He should just let the monkeys keep them. They are the only ones that want them anyway.
— Jim Gaffigan
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
— Peter Kay
She thinks most people fail to reason at all. The way she describes the world today, most people are monkeys who happen to wear clothes. On occasion.
— Sylvain Reynard
It wasn't a monkey on my back, it was Planet of the Apes.
— Mick McCarthy
Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words.
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
I tried to copy my parents, as monkeys do, but they were trying to copy me, looking to the child for the energy and hope they had long since lost.
— Jeanette Winterson
It's your call, but just because you got three monkeys off your back doesn't mean the simians have left the island.
— Charles Locks
Assuming that all things are equal,Who'd want to be men of the people,
When there's people like you? — Arctic Monkeys
No more monkeys jumping on the bed!
— Eileen Christelow
Y'know,' he said, 'it's very hard to talk quantum using a language originally designed to tell other monkeys where the ripe fruit is.
— Terry Pratchett
She's been a barrel of bitchy monkeys since Jordan and I walked out of the Arrivals gate together earlier this afternoon.
— Victoria Denault
I doubt it is your styleNot to get what you set out to acquire
The eyes are on fire
You are the unforecasted storm
Brianstorm — Arctic Monkeys
It is no loss to mankind when one writer decides to call it a day. When a tree falls in the forest, who cares but the monkeys? — Richard Ford
The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward.
— Daniel H. Pink
The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Don't throw a monkey-wrench into the machinery.
— Philander Chase Johnson
A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys.
— Jacob M. Appel
In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
— Stephen Colbert
How was your day?" Morelli asked me. "Oh, you know, the usual. Stole a truck. Blew up a building, and brought seven monkeys home with me.
— Janet Evanovich
The fact that there are bigger injustices and wrongs doesn't make it right to sacrifice an innocent monkey. It doesn't alter the case at all.
— Brigid Brophy
When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.
— Tracy Morgan
In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world is really like.
— Joanna Lumley
We are like monkeys who dwell in the forest and shit on the very branches from which we hang.
— Dzongsar Jamyang Khyentse
The monkeys, she explained, were considered reincarnated politicians, which made Rue laugh and the stick entirely understandable.
— Gail Carriger
Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for.
— Reynolds Price
Meet the new witch, same as the old bitch. We monkeys have dinged enough dongs to know.
— Danielle Paige
I listen to 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Stereophonics, Arctic Monkeys; also the musical Oliver - I can sing every tune.
— Wayne Rooney
Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey.
— Sylvia Plath
Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
— Karl Pilkington
The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.
— Thomas Watson Jr.
The puma is, with the exception of some monkeys, the most playful animal in existence.
— William Henry Hudson
Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.
— Stephen Colbert
Year by year, the monkey's mask reveals the monkey
— Matsuo Basho
The head monkey at Paris puts on a traveller's cap, and all the monkeys in America do the same.
— Henry David Thoreau
If you look at the monkeys, you can learn many things about the men; if you look at the men, you can learn many things about the madness!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Why get rid of Chamberlain to put in Halifax? It's like getting rid of the organ-grinder to put in the monkey.
— Barbara Castle, Baroness Castle Of Blackburn
All right, funny man. Some of the shite I've seen in the last couple o' years makes AIDS monkeys sound downright sensible.
— Garth Ennis
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will the result of my action be a blessing or a heavy burden?
— Alfred Armand Montapert
Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates.
— Chris Roberson
The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.
— Henry Ward Beecher
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.
— Finley Peter Dunne
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The work on [polio] prevention was long delayed by ... misleading experimental models of the disease in monkeys
— Albert Sabin
God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot and some of you people. — Billy Sunday
Silence is of the gods; only monkeys chatter.
— Buster Keaton