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We're the weirdest monkeys ever. — Karl Lehenbauer

It will not be a surprise to you to learn I'm more interested in the future of the Arctic Circle than the future of the Arctic Monkeys. — Gordon Brown

The nights were mainly made for saying things you can't say tomorrow day. — Arctic Monkeys

Flying monkeys?" the Gasman called out a guess. "Like in the Wizard of Oz?"
It dawned on me then. "No," I said tersely "Worse. Flying Erasers. — James Patterson

Lex's jaw dropped. She started to object, but the look Zara shot her could have silenced a pack of screech monkeys. — Gina Damico

Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

A few monkeys and parrots were loose on the wreck, clambering hysterically toward nowhere. He saw several animals disappear into the flames. — David Quammen

The onus of Connecting rightly, Conceiving brightly, Conveying quietly, and Concluding wisely are the capatencies (capacity and competence) of man — Priyavrat Thareja

Faith is hoping that the wizard behind the curtain will explain what the flying monkeys had to do with you realizing that there is no place like home. — Shannon L. Alder

I've done the performing monkey stuff and massive breakdowns, it's just they weren't documented. — Moby

If Sun were to hand the management of Java over to a committee of monkeys, would it be more successful? — Eric Sink

[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton.
[Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit loose in Trenton. — Janet Evanovich

Like in the zoo, you will always find lots of monkeys but very few lions. — Nabil N. Jamal

The resources of the Deity cannot be so meagre, that, in order to create a human being endowed with reason, he must change a monkey into a man. — Louis Agassiz

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?" — Robin Williams

But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey. — Albert Einstein

There are quite a few actors in the business who are much more difficult than kids or monkeys. — Paul Hogan

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. — Joe Rogan

I can train a monkey to wave an American flag. That does not make the monkey patriotic. — Scott Ritter

The monkeys seized all the cocoanuts within their reach and sent them down upon us — Johann David Wyss

As the monkey climbs the tree, more people can see his bottom. — Jean-Louis Gassee

Life could not be entirely devoted to debauchery and monkeys. Magnus had to finance all the drinking somehow. — Cassandra Clare

Where a pack of monkeys had traveled over the road, the smell of them lingered for a long time in the air, a dry and stale, mousy smell. — Isak Dinesen

In trees, monkeys rule;
on land, lions rule;
in the sky, eagles rule;
in the waters, whales rule. — Matshona Dhliwayo

We all have DNA, and it's nearly the same. In rhesus monkeys, we're close to 93 percent the same. In mice, it's closer to 90 percent overall. — Bill Nye

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music. — Bob Hope

Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'. — Donald Rumsfeld

God cursed those who are the sons of Israel, through David and Jesus, the son of Mary. Those people, God made monkeys and pigs. — Sami Al-Arian

But his bird says it's amazing,
So now all that's left,
Is the proof that Love's
Not only blind but deaf. — Arctic Monkeys

They lived like monkeys still, while their new god powers lay around them in the weeds. — Kim Stanley Robinson

The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn. — Theodore Beale

If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men. — Harry Hooton

I am sorry. It is hard to convey five-dimensional ideas in a language evolved to scream defiance at the monkeys in the next tree — Terry Pratchett

A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe. — Tom T. Hall

I see a clear breach of ahimsa even in driving away monkeys; the breach would be proportionately greater if they have to be killed. — Mahatma Gandhi

One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues. — Toni Cade Bambara

Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys. — Dorothy Salisbury Davis

We must protect them (animals) and this land. If the animals die, this land dies. If this land dies, we die. — Diane Van Der Westhuizen

He's not going to sell any of those caps. He should just let the monkeys keep them. They are the only ones that want them anyway. — Jim Gaffigan

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. — Peter Kay

She thinks most people fail to reason at all. The way she describes the world today, most people are monkeys who happen to wear clothes. On occasion. — Sylvain Reynard

It wasn't a monkey on my back, it was Planet of the Apes. — Mick McCarthy

Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Instead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that we are made in the image of the monkey. — Lin Yutang

I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's. — Mark Twain

I tried to copy my parents, as monkeys do, but they were trying to copy me, looking to the child for the energy and hope they had long since lost. — Jeanette Winterson

It's your call, but just because you got three monkeys off your back doesn't mean the simians have left the island. — Charles Locks

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from. — Lewis Black

Assuming that all things are equal,
Who'd want to be men of the people,
When there's people like you? — Arctic Monkeys

No more monkeys jumping on the bed! — Eileen Christelow

Y'know,' he said, 'it's very hard to talk quantum using a language originally designed to tell other monkeys where the ripe fruit is. — Terry Pratchett

She's been a barrel of bitchy monkeys since Jordan and I walked out of the Arrivals gate together earlier this afternoon. — Victoria Denault

I doubt it is your style
Not to get what you set out to acquire
The eyes are on fire
You are the unforecasted storm
Brianstorm — Arctic Monkeys

In Mozambique, the story goes, monkeys do not talk, because they know if they utter even a single word some man will come and put them to work. — Carl Sagan

It is no loss to mankind when one writer decides to call it a day. When a
tree falls in the forest, who cares but the monkeys? — Richard Ford

Scientists have reported that elephants grieve their dead, monkeys perceive injustice and cockatoos like to dance to the music of the Backstreet Boys. — Hal Herzog

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. — Daniel H. Pink

The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs. — Robert A. Heinlein

Don't throw a monkey-wrench into the machinery. — Philander Chase Johnson

A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys. — Jacob M. Appel

In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage. — Stephen Colbert

How was your day?" Morelli asked me. "Oh, you know, the usual. Stole a truck. Blew up a building, and brought seven monkeys home with me. — Janet Evanovich

The fact that there are bigger injustices and wrongs doesn't make it right to sacrifice an innocent monkey. It doesn't alter the case at all. — Brigid Brophy

When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. — Tracy Morgan

In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world is really like. — Joanna Lumley

We are like monkeys who dwell in the forest and shit on the very branches from which we hang. — Dzongsar Jamyang Khyentse

The monkeys, she explained, were considered reincarnated politicians, which made Rue laugh and the stick entirely understandable. — Gail Carriger

Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together. — Sarah Rees Brennan

Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder. — Aneurin Bevan

Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey. — Bill Gates

Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for. — Reynolds Price

Meet the new witch, same as the old bitch. We monkeys have dinged enough dongs to know. — Danielle Paige

I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both. — Eli Roth

I listen to 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Stereophonics, Arctic Monkeys; also the musical Oliver - I can sing every tune. — Wayne Rooney

Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey. — Sylvia Plath

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us — Francesco Totti

Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out. — Karl Pilkington

The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass. — Thomas Watson Jr.

The puma is, with the exception of some monkeys, the most playful animal in existence. — William Henry Hudson

Probably the difference between man and the monkeys is that the monkeys are merely bored, while man has boredom plus imagination. — Lin Yutang

Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans. — Stephen Colbert

We are ashamed at the sight of a monkey
somehow as we are shy of poor relations. — Charles Lamb

Year by year, the monkey's mask reveals the monkey — Matsuo Basho

The head monkey at Paris puts on a traveller's cap, and all the monkeys in America do the same. — Henry David Thoreau

If you look at the monkeys, you can learn many things about the men; if you look at the men, you can learn many things about the madness! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Green Day is politically brain-dead but I love the little monkeys. — Ted Nugent

Why get rid of Chamberlain to put in Halifax? It's like getting rid of the organ-grinder to put in the monkey. — Barbara Castle, Baroness Castle Of Blackburn

All right, funny man. Some of the shite I've seen in the last couple o' years makes AIDS monkeys sound downright sensible. — Garth Ennis

Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will the result of my action be a blessing or a heavy burden? — Alfred Armand Montapert

Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates. — Chris Roberson

The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race. — Henry Ward Beecher

Just who are the cheese monkeys? And what do they want? — Chip Kidd

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels. — Finley Peter Dunne

The work on [polio] prevention was long delayed by ... misleading experimental models of the disease in monkeys — Albert Sabin

The practice of meditation is represented by the three monkeys, who cover their eyes, ears and mouths so as to avoid the phenomenal world. — Wei Wu Wei

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot
and some of you people. — Billy Sunday

Silence is of the gods; only monkeys chatter. — Buster Keaton