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You can say what you want about me, but don't mess with my wife. — Paul Henderson

If you want to mess with me, you'd rather be ready for the consequences. — Francine Pascal

That is the freakiest thing that ever happened to me." I nodded toward the mess. "And if you knew my life, you'd realize just how freaky that is. — Patricia Briggs

That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. -(Linc Blaise) — Jennifer Crusie

You say you don't see any part of me. To love in all this mess and I know. You take the good and all the bad that comes with me. — Sara Quin

For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing. — Greg Behrendt

When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'. — Robert Morley

How did a nice girl like me get into a mess like this? — Marjorie Pay Hinckley

You should probably stay away from me," I say, resting my head on my knees. "I'm a mess. — Trish Doller

I'm His girl. You don't mess with God's girl. I got a sign on my forehead that says: You better be nice to me, for my Father owns the world. — Gianna Jessen

The whole 'bad girl' thing allows me to mess up sometimes. And I have freedom to say more of what I want to. — Ronda Rousey

When people know I wrote 'Thelma and Louise,' they don't want to mess with me. — Callie Khouri

Maxon broke the kiss and looked at me. "You're so pretty when you're a mess. — Kiera Cass

Rather than saying 'I hate mess', it might draw more compassion to say, 'mess terrifies me as a harbinger of catastrophe'. — Alain De Botton

Sent. Think you can mess with me? Think again, honey. Student, meet teacher. — Max Monroe

Your heart says not again
what kind of mess have you got me in?
But when the feeling's there
it can lift you up and take you anywhere. — Colleen Hoover

You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker, don't you mess around with me. — Pat Benatar

Writing in a near frenzy is wonderful and freeing, but for me, it did not result in a nice, shiny novel. Instead, what I have is a mess. — Erin Morgenstern

The world could do with a good deal more mess, if you ask me, he said. — Kurt Vonnegut

Me would like an invisibility cloak to get the hell out of this mess. — Jandy Nelson

Criminals interest me, because they're driven by the same desires as we are, but they take these disastrous shortcuts and end up in a real mess. — Colin Wilson

I wish I could just sleep until this whole mess passes me by. And by this whole mess, I mean my life. — Melissa Foster

Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer! — Robin Williams

I don't really feel famous. I'm just an internet guy. I walk down the street and people don't really mess with me too much. I still have my life. — Danny Brown

Only the day before, Cockie's dark joke wouldn't have included me, but now it did. "Is love always such a mess, do you suppose? — Paula McLain

The thing with me is, I'm both untidy and I hate mess. But I'm not untidy in communal spaces, like living rooms. My bedroom is havoc. — Alison Moyet

I've always had a fandom. I've always had characters who live in my head and mess with my heart and tell me stories, and I love it. — Hannah Moskowitz

The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction. I hung it in my kitchen. It's my way of saying, Don't mess with me. — Glenn Close

When you love me, it's as if God forgave me for being the mess I am. — John Fowles

Don't mess with me, Ava," he says smugly, "You should know by now I always win. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

I pray thee, sir, forgive me for the mess/And whether I shot first, I'll not confess.
- Han Solo — Ian Doescher

I'm evil, my middle name is misery. Well, I'm evil, so don't mess around with me. — Elvis Presley

We were a mess, but we were a fucking beautiful mess. — Beckie Stevenson

Mr Garez glared at me. "I should hope so!" he said. "Look at all this mess! I should tell your mother! — Louis Catt

In life we all go through trials and tribulations. So now tell me, will you pass or will you make a mess? — Jonathan Anthony Burkett

Doing interviews can sometimes mess up my head. It makes me feel dirty. It's frustrating how the press recycles a quote to death. — Juliana Hatfield

She kissed back, once again content to let me take her for a ride wherever I was going. "What a beautiful mess we're in," I murmured. — Shelly Crane

Her hair is a hot mess around her face, just the way I like it - bed-head always makes me want to fuck. Then again, pretty much everything does. — Karen Marie Moning

He's entitled not to love me, but he's not entitled to mess with my happy place. — Emma McLaughlin

Will you mess up my bed with me? — Angeline Kace

Me and Death have an agreement, asshole," I said. "He doesn't mess with me, and I don't tear his skeleton nuts off. — Seanan McGuire

For me to make lasagna would be a desecration of a great Italian dish ... I don't mess with sacred things. — Mario Cuomo

Anytime I mess up, even if it's a simple turnover, that affects me. — Seimone Augustus

Another fine mess you've gotten me into. — Stan Laurel

I don't think that Dreamworks would have signed me expecting to really mess around with whatever it is I do. — Elliott Smith

Yeah, sorry. I can't help my genetics. Take your frustration out on me if it'll make you feel better, but don't mess up my pretty face. — Ann Aguirre

Manage me, I'm a mess
Turn a page, I'm a book
Half unread — All Time Low

it would be a real pity to die when I'd finally put tabs on who had gotten me into this mess - — Jim Butcher

You don't mess with Oprah. She has enough money in her left pocket to have me killed. — Jeff Ross

The key to life," he told me once, "is to avoid the highs and the lows. It's the peaks and valleys that mess you up. — Tayari Jones

I think you just made me forget my own name. Not even amnesia managed that. — Amy Andrews

This country right now owes $19 trillion. And they need somebody like me to straighten out that mess. — Donald Trump

You mess with my sister, you're messing with me! — Loretta Livingstone

I rarely take time to feel embarrassed. I just figure it's God keeping me humble, and try not to mess up again. — Peggy Perry

Whatever happens to me in life, I must believe that somewhere, In the mess or madness of it all, There is a sacred potential - — Henri J.M. Nouwen

Don't mess with me, lady. I've been drinking with skeletons. — Mike Mignola

Literature got me into this mess and literature is going to have to get me out of it. — Philip Roth

Just being a mother is making me a big, weepy mess. — Jessica Alba

Don't mess with me! I'm a black-belt! — Michael Rooker

All those clean, fresh starts had made me forget what it was like, until now, to be messy and honest and out of control. To be real. — Sarah Dessen

Music always makes me feel less alone in the mess. — Brene Brown

'Dirty Jobs' is a fun, simple little show with huge themes under it. For me, it's penance, it's redemption, it's a sweaty mess. — Mike Rowe

My whore of a brother has done it again." "Then, as always, orders me to clean up the mess." "I think I hate him." Poseidon to his brother, Zeus. — Yelle Hughes

Some days I totally appreciate everything that's happening to me, and some days I feel everyone's waiting for me to mess up. — Taylor Swift

When all those city folks try to fix up my talking, all they do is mess me up. — Loretta Lynn

He took the mess that was Macbeth and fixed it, and I wonder if he might, in some small way, be able to do the same for me. — Sarah Dessen

Life has played some funny tricks on me and taken me on a wild ride. How did I ever get into this wonderful mess that is my life? — Bo Derek

Do you still want Ren?" I listened to my own heartbeat for a minute before answering. "Yes." "That's one hot mess, Cal." Ansel smiled at me. — Andrea Cremer

Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Non fiction? Non fiction?! Listen, reality is what got me into this mess in the first place. — Justin Alcala

I like working among 'creative clutter'. It gives me a sense of activity and achievement. — Fennel Hudson

Human relations, I mess them up, and they let me down. — Juliana Hatfield

[They shoot, Greedo dies. [To innkeeper:] Pray, goodly Sir, forgive me for the mess. [Aside:] And whether I shot first, I'll ne'er confess! [Exeunt. — Ian Doescher

If someone messes with me, I'm going to mess with them. — Tom Sizemore

Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. — Oliver Hardy

CANDY: I'd rather fearlessly make a mess than sit around worrying about how bad it'll be, but that's just me. — Bijou Hunter

While my body might say, "I'm small and vulnerable," my hair warns, "DON'T MESS WITH ME. — Lindsey Stirling

My little china girl
you shouldn't mess with me — David Bowie

But what if everyone in the world behaved like me and came here and shot Brisseau through the ear? What a mess! And of course we'd need valet parking. — Woody Allen

Anybody who's ever dealt with me knows not to mess with me. — Nancy Pelosi

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal

Delete, delete, delete. No way am I letting their negativity mess me up. I have enough to worry about. — Sharon M. Draper

He made me mess the song up when I looked at him ... We can show the kids the tape and say, Look, that's when we first laid eyes on each other. — Edie Brickell

Open her heart to me, please, God. After the mess I've made of things, I can't do this on my own. — Karen Kingsbury

All I want is to mess around, and I don't really care about, if you love me, if you hate me, you can't save me, baby baby, all my life I've been good — Avril Lavigne