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The human mind was a deep and abiding mystery and the Librarian was glad he didn't have one anymore. — Terry Pratchett

After all, it's the librarian's sworn purpose to bring books together with their one true reader. — Kate Morton

I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate. — Hal Sparks

He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon. — Joss Whedon

If you want to be a reference librarian, you must learn to overcome not only your shyness but also the shyness of others! — S.R. Ranganathan

Fine," Grandpa said. "You fetch your evil Librarian mother from the jail. I'll go warm up the giant penguin! — Brandon Sanderson

She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes, but underneath the Versace, she's Godzilla with tits. — Richard Kadrey

To all my librarian friends, champions of books, true magicians in the House of Life. Without you, this writer would be lost in the Dust. — Rick Riordan

You get all sorts of people in the library, and the librarian gets it all ... — Terry Pratchett

Librarians have always been among the most thoughtful and helpful people. They are teachers without a classroom. No libraries, no progress. — Willard Scott

Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one. — Neil Gaiman

Trivia monologue. You are so the man for me. — Molly Harper

The role of a librarian is to make sense of the world of information. If that's not a qualification for superhero-dom, what is? — Nancy Pearl

I'm of a fearsome mind to throw my arms around every living librarian who crosses my path, on behalf of the souls they never knew they saved. — Barbara Kingsolver

The Alexandrian man, who is basically a librarian and copy editor and goes miserably blind from the dust of books and printing errors. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Perhaps the two most valuable and satisfactory products of American civilization are the librarian on the one hand and the cocktail in the other. — Louis Stanley

The problem of the librarian is that books are multi-dimensional in their subject matter but must be ordered on one-dimensional shelves. — Neal Stephenson

The closest thing we have to a "crap detector" is a qualified librarian. — Jim Trelease

He was a thin, elegant-looking man with precise symmetrical features and the hushed, disapproving manner of a senior librarian. — Alastair Reynolds

She loved the library and was anxious to worship the lady in charge. But the librarian had other things on her mind. She hated children anyhow. — Betty Smith

A librarian for president is exactly what this country needs. — Richard Castle

Goat curry and a female librarian, that's what I'm in the mood for. — Ben Katchor

The mind's cross indexing puts the best librarian to shame. — Sharon Begley

What I try to do - and I think this is the former librarian in me - is to get primary source material. — Theresa Breslin

I am an archivist. I am a librarian. I collect words because words are the truest and longest-lasting craft in the world. — Seanan McGuire

Of course. Ask your librarian. Always the right answer. — Marilyn Johnson

With a slow wink, he set the book in Tamaqua's hands. "One of my favorites. — C.J. Milbrandt

She was the type of librarian who has "Reading is supposed to be educational, not fun" tattooed somewhere. — Molly Harper

Librarian: taking the E.T. out of Libertarian. — Jud Barry

Saying you don't need a librarian because you have the internet is like saying you don't need a math teacher because you have a calculator. — Unknown

The Librarian has spoken, sally! We Dare Not Disobey! — James Turner

Ingrid dresses more like a librarian than any librarian in the history of libraries. — Melissa De La Cruz

An evil librarian is taking over the school. He appears to be making my best friend his special evil library monitor. — Michelle Knudsen

You're a sex symbol," she began.
"Thanks for noticing. — Karina Bliss

Librarians save lives: by handing the right book, at the right time, to a kid in need — Judy Blume

The librarian must be the librarian militant before he can be the librarian triumphant. — Melvil Dewey

I walked straight to the library. Mrs. Bloom, the librarian, always knows everything. — Augusta Scattergood

Smiling back at her, it occurs to me that I've never met a mean librarian. — Anthony Horowitz

I would rather be a librarian, but I worry about the job security. Books may be temporary; dicks are forever. The — Gillian Flynn

The commander went, as they say in Ankh-Morpork, totally Librarian on them. — Terry Pratchett

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. — Erma Bombeck

The Librarian liked being best man. You were allowed to kiss bridesmaids, and they weren't allowed to run away. — Terry Pratchett

I have found the most valuable thing in my wallet is my library card. — Laura Bush

My ultimate authority would be the school librarian Mrs. Greenbacher. — Shawn Stewart Ruff

No one looks too closely at a librarian. People are afraid of going blind from the glare of ssss-ssso much compressed wisdom. — Joe Hill

Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian. — Tina Fey

even the required Smart Librarian glasses. — Rachel Caine

The love of books, of reading. There is nothing a librarian likes better than sharing her love of words with a child. — Kristin Hannah

I'm just the librarian. I can only give you the books. I can't give you the answers. — Kami Garcia

Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind. — Richard Powers

Ravna became a librarian. "The ultimate dilettante!" Lynne had teased. — Vernor Vinge

The not-so-bookish librarian was half angel, half she-devil, so sayeth the rumor mill. — Ellen Hopkins

As a librarian for 18 years at the Merck branch of the Trenton Public Library, I was sorely tested by the slow-witted and obtuse among the citizenry — Joyce Carol Oates

Lady Queen," he said, "You've given me all I want. You're the queen a librarian dreams of. — Kristin Cashore

The librarian, the warrior, the free spirit ... archetypes are a great jumping off point to help clarify where we want to go with a character. — Kristan Higgins

Pulverized by literature,' thought Miss Laburnum. 'The ideal way for a librarian to die. — Margaret Mahy

It's a mistake to lie to a librarian, you know. Some people assume we're shy and gullible, but we know how to dig up the dirt. — Virginia Lowell

If book knowledge made great investors, than the librarians would all be rich. — Warren Buffett

Lirael left in a daze of happiness. She had survived the ordeal. She had been accepted. She was going to be a librarian! — Garth Nix

I love librarians. They always make me feel like the world's gonna be AOK. — Danah Boyd

Google can bring you 100,000 answers but a librarian can bring you the right one.
~An Elegy for the Library
by Mahesh Rao — Mahesh Rao

He would think God was a dyke librarian, and he would know the fear of her. — Joe Hill

Now ... get Thoth a raspberry chocolate latte with the cream and chocolate sprinkles! Thoth commands, librarian! Obey! Sprinkles! THOTH HAS SPOKEN! — James Turner

Any librarian or scholar will tell you: Close is not the same as accurate. — Libba Bray

The time is when a library is a school, and the librarian is the highest sense a teacher. - Melvil Dewey, 1876 — John Palfrey

Eratosthenes, the mapmaker who was the first man to accurately measure the size of the Earth, was a librarian. — Ken Jennings

If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up. — Dorothy Gambrell

Libraries are the ultimate restaurants for brain food. I sleep better knowing there are libraries. I would take a bullet for a librarian. — Simon Van Booy

conversing, in low tones, with the asylum librarian, an alumna — Sylvia Plath

I step straight toward the female librarian. She looks soft, as if she's been raised in a box and purely milk-fed, like veal. — Joshilyn Jackson

She was no longer a shy Second Assistant Librarian. She was the Abhorsen-in-Waiting. — Garth Nix

From The World's Strongest Librarian who quotes Tom Clancy: The only way to do all the things you'd like to is to read. — Josh Hanagarne

She was the sexy librarian unpinning her hair and taking off her glasses for him. — Lauren Blakely

One of the secret masters of
the world: a librarian. They
control information. Don't ever p**s one off. — Spider Robinson

You needn't trouble yourself. He's only a librarian. — Laini Taylor

Infielder Craig Counsell played parts of sixteen years in the major leagues despite looking like a librarian, — Tim Kurkjian

Break the spine of one of my books and I break yours. — Mia James

I have a brother younger than me. My mother was a librarian, so from her, I got the taste to read. — Shimon Peres