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I smelled silt on the wind, turkey, laundry, leaves ... my God what a world. There is no accounting for one second of it (267).
— Annie Dillard
If I tell you another seven hundred times, maybe one of these days you might turn your clothes right side out when you put them in the hamper, eh?
— Jodi Picoult
I don't know how, but the dormitory smells like sleep - like laundry and shoes and night sweats and morning coffee.
— Veronica Roth
abs you could do laundry on, the
— William Gibson
The fog that slowly tumbled like great masses of dripping white laundry gradually gave way to sheer curtains and then to isolated tattered scraps.
— Dean Koontz
Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same thing.
— Leopold Fechtner
So when the blue smoke of brittle leaves was in the air and the wind blew the wet laundry stiff on the line I decided to come back home.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Marriage: The most expensive way to get your laundry done.
— Charles James
Then, as if by magic, everything changed. Of course, it wasn't magic, was it? It was just Teza, talking. It was just a visit to a laundry.
— Karen Connelly
Dear family,
I am drafting a new laundry protocol for better and more considerate usage of the washing machine — Koh Choon Hwee
I am drafting a new laundry protocol for better and more considerate usage of the washing machine — Koh Choon Hwee
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get his laundry done.
— Burt Reynolds
I wanted to write about what we were doing at the French Laundry, the recipes and the stories.
— Thomas Keller
I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean.
— Jenny Holzer
I stop the spinning thoughts, the probing questions, the hands sorting, the laundry work, because God needs knees more than hands.
— Ann Voskamp
Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?
— Elayne Boosler
out for the laundry. 'When
— Pam Weaver
But, as Andy pointed out, if being a smart-arse was an offence, the Laundry would not exist in the first place.
— Charles Stross
What interests me more than dramatic heroics are the domestic things: How do people do laundry and find food when the world is about to end?
— Susan Beth Pfeffer
What's that?"
"The laundry basket?"
"No, next to it."
"I don't see anything next to it."
"It's my last shred of dignity. It's very small. — John Green
"The laundry basket?"
"No, next to it."
"I don't see anything next to it."
"It's my last shred of dignity. It's very small. — John Green
The facts of life are simple and trivial. Only our imagination gives life to them. It makes the laundry pole of facts a flagstaff of dreams.
— Erich Maria Remarque
I don't get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script.
— Sherry Stringfield
Machismo makes no provision for preparing lunch, doing the laundry, or minding the baby.
— Mason Cooley
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
— Dane Cook
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.
— Milton Berle
The cultural work done in the past by gods and epic sagas is now done by laundry-detergent commercials and comic-strip character
— Roland Barthes
I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
— Bill Bailey
I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can go on the road again.
— Hugh Masekela
A statue in the center of a town: sometimes is a god, and other times, it is something upon which to hang laundry.
— Jesse Ball
My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home.
— Rickie Lee Jones
I use Cheer. I like the idea of a happy wash.
— Robert Fulghum
Laundry? What's wrong with this guy? He's the only man on the planet who would choose laundry over going out with you. He's so lame.
— Sheri Fink
In the past, I had particularly loved her smell. She always smelled freshed, freshly washed or of freshed laundry or fresh sweat or freshly loved
— Bernhard Schlink
I am a great procrastinator. When the writing is going really well, the laundry piles up.
— Dana Spiotta
You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
— Zach Galifianakis
Oh, let there be nothing on earth but laundry,
Nothing but rosy hands in the rising steam
And clear dances done in the sight of heaven. — Richard Wilbur
Nothing but rosy hands in the rising steam
And clear dances done in the sight of heaven. — Richard Wilbur
the mangle in the laundry.
— Charles Dickens
Sometimes I'd like to stuff all Jews (myself included) into the drawer of a laundry basket. then open it to see if they've suffocated
— Franz Kafka
I procrastinate all morning. That's when I get my office work done and answer e-mails and see what's on the Internet and do laundry.
— Kate Christensen
The secret to finding your passion is to bring it to everything you do.
Marie Forleo (Yes, even doing the laundry!) — Marie Forleo
Marie Forleo (Yes, even doing the laundry!) — Marie Forleo
Bosun!" "Aye, skipper?" "Reinforce the mainmast, hang out all the laundry, and warn the witchmen! Let's make the old bitch fly!
— Jim Butcher
It is not weird for a dad to be doing the dishes, the laundry, and taking the kids to school, and read them stories for bed.
— Zach Cregger
the laundry, and took, in amicable
— David Baldacci
Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the fridge.
— Rafael Nadal
Only the laundry knew how scared I was.
— Laura Hillenbrand
stepping out of the airport into coastal Colombia is like getting bludgeoned with a sack of wet laundry.
— Brian Kevin
I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets.
— Keri Russell
No, I really do like the way babies smell. It's like laundry fresh out of the dryer." "Only the dryer is a vagina.
— Daisy Prescott
Women basically want the same thing - a good passionate story, a great fantasy - and for our partners to do the laundry and the washing up.
— E.L. James
Hear "You are boring" as distant white laundry flapping in the breeze. Eventually
— Natalie Goldberg
He was hanging from one of the rafters in a laundry up near Frau Diller's. Another human pendulum. Another clock, stopped.
— Markus Zusak
Just heard who made who by ac/dc and asked a ry what movie? He had no idea. Disappointed. He will be doing my laundry today.
— The Miz
I am like that guy on the 'Odd Couple,' and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry.
— Rick Majerus
[On being a judge for the 1986 Booker Prize:] I got to the point where I couldn't read a laundry list without considering it for the Booker Prize.
— Bernice Rubens
Man, who did you piss off today? Laundry and kitchen? Just take the damn drugs next time, Blanky, you might live longer.
— Ashley Newell
I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard.
— Phyllis Diller
Apparel, n.: There are times I don't mind doing the laundry, because folding your clothes reminds me of the shape of you.
— David Levithan
I'm not one to air my dirty laundry for the whole world.
— Jenna Fischer
Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it.
— Shawn Burr
When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important.
— Mitt Romney
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
— Milton Berle
Theres a lot of churches that hide their dirty laundry under the rug, and I know about that from being in the church 27 years. Oh, yeah.
— Al Green
The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.
— Joseph Smith Jr.
We could smell each other's shampoo and the laundry detergents we had chosen and I smelled that she didn't smoke but someone she loved did[...]
— Miranda July
I was curled up in an old sleeping bag in the corner of the trailer's tiny laundry room, wedged into the gap between the wall and the dryer.
— Ernest Cline
Just be careful of the what-ifs, she warns. They'll tumble in your head like laundry that won't dry.
— Rodney Ross
I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.
— Richard Kadrey
Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.
— Denis Leary
I pull up the covers, and smell the sunshine.
— Constance Anderson
Realism has to be such high quality, you can't fake it. It's all hanging out there like the laundry.
— Nelson Shanks
I hang my laundry on the line when I write.
— Joni Mitchell
The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing ... without rhyme or reason.
— Benjamin Graham
The ordinary activities I find most compatible with contemplation are walking, baking bread, and doing laundry.
— Kathleen Norris
We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.
— E.B. White
I love being a mother; I hate being a housewife - the cooking, the laundry - because it takes away time I could be with my kids.
— Marcia Gay Harden
After enlightenment, the laundry.
— Gautama Buddha