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Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? — Rachel Maddow

Maruman does not loll. — Isobelle Carmody

Don't go; don't go! Oh! Edna, stay with me. — Kate Chopin

It's funny how sometimes you learn things off the Internet before they're actually told to you. — Joel Edgerton

Europe must be understood and controlled by its citizens. — Francois Hollande

Sink through the floor. Sonia, too, strove to control — Margaret Way

The opportunity to serve our country - that is all we ask. — John Smith

I have a fan base that some people say is equal to that of signed artists' maybe even more. — Drake

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

Funny story. A bunch of people -- the cult -- blame the appearance of abilities on the invention of the internet. — Alex Lane

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz

Please file your complaint with the office of 'I Don't Give a Fuck' and I'll be sure not to get back to you. — J.J. McAvoy

I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think ... is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to? — Frankie Boyle

Internet access came before pride. — Jessica Park

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. — Santosh Kalwar

They have written volumes out of which a couplet of verse, a period in prose, may cling to the rock of ages, as a shell that survives a deluge. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

People who really want to be in a relationship are IN one. — Shakti Gawain

People say that crisis changes people and turns ordinary people into wiser or more responsible ones. — Wilma Mankiller

The English have always been greedy for news of times past, with that mixture of fatalism and melancholy which is part of the national character. — Peter Ackroyd

Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow. — Manasa Rao

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. — Andy Borowitz

Faith gives us strength.
Grace gives us power.
Hope gives us anchor. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet. — Abraham Lincoln

One of the biggest changes in our society is the shift from prevention to reaction ... — Clay Shirky

Say make me, remake me. You are free to do it and I am free to let you because look, look. Look where your hands are. Now. — Toni Morrison

Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always be remembered at the loading dock as the day 'Larry made it on the internet'. — Brandon Stanton

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher

I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr. — John Green

I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet that are watched by a handful of people. — Katie Nolan

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less! — E.A. Bucchianeri