The Hangover Quotes
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If any suffering was fruitless it was the agony of a hangover; what he suffered now could not expiate suffering of any other kind.
— Kenzaburo Oe
You're so lucky you never had morning sickness. It's horrible. Like a hangover without the good time.
— Joni Rodgers
I feel sorry for the '90s, because it was never able to be anything much more than the hangover to the party that was the '80s.
— Simon Le Bon
My sister the nun, who wasn't going to wait for the bishop because she had an eighty-proof hangover,
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
The last thing he wanted after a hellish night like this one was some blasted day coming along and barging about the place.
— Douglas Adams
The tranquilizers he had been given had worn off, leaving him with a drug hangover and a bitter grudge against the entire world.
— Wilbur Smith
For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.
— Eddie Condon
I'm getting too elderly to travel the length of the country for a free hangover.
— Rosamunde Pilcher
He did not walk in beauty like the night. In fact, he slouched in warthog ugly like a Hangover Monday in Barstow,
— Carsten Stroud
Breaking a fast feels like the exact opposite of a hangover.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift ... The hangover comes the day after.
— Joyce Brothers
She bought a pint of whiskey and woke to discover that she had managed to construct a presentable hangover for herself on the morning of 1 January.
— William Boyd
The sky was pure opal now.
— Oscar Wilde
Time was just a hangover from the past with no present meaning
— Norman Maclean
Book Hangover - The inability to start a new books because you're still living in the last book's world.
— Anonymous
What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?
— Richard Pryor
The plan was,we drink untill the pain is over but whats worse,the pain or the hangover?
— Kanye West
People who think a tax boost will cure inflation are the same ones who believe another drink will cure a hangover.
— Ronald Reagan
We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.
— Bruce Robinson
The hangover became a part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
After debauches and orgies there always follows the moral hangover.
— Jaroslav Hasek
There are two kinds of hangover: in one you feel ill and incapable, in the other you feel ill and lucid.
— John Fowles
To the lucky dead who will not be feeling this hangover tomorrow.
— Kurtis J. Wiebe
It's crazy in just the difference it makes turning up to sound check without a hangover.
— Ladyhawke
The 1980s are to debt what the 1960s were to sex. The 1960s left a hangover. So will the 1980s.
— James Grant
If arrogance is the heady wine of youth, then humility must be its eternal hangover.
— Helen Van Slyke
Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.
— Brandon Sanderson
All you men still have the Victorian hangover. I suppose you think woman's place is in the home, too?"
"Not my home. — Ross Macdonald
"Not my home. — Ross Macdonald
I'm pretty sure if I stopped drinking for even one day, the accumulated hangover would probably kill me.
— Sterling Archer
Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover.
— Ashwin Sanghi
The world was a bad joke dreamed up by the Almighty on an off-day. I've always felt myself that he probably had a hangover that morning.
— Jack Higgins
When I am ill or upset he jumps up on to the bed to curl up close beside me. But if I am in bed with a hangover he will have nothing to do with me.
— Tracey Emin
'The Hangover' was, like, solid. I laughed a bit, you know. Seven out of 10, maybe. But I made it 32 minutes into 'Hangover 2' before I walked out.
— Evan Goldberg
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
— Jimmy Breslin
I've got a hangover."
"No, you hit your head on the floor."
"I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie. — Diana Wynne Jones
"No, you hit your head on the floor."
"I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie. — Diana Wynne Jones
I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.
— Chelsea Handler
The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man.
— Ben Affleck
'The Hangover' was lightening in a bottle. We're aware of that. It went through the roof all over the world.
— Todd Phillips
What in the world is a hangover cure?
— Brian Wilson
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
— Dorothy Parker
I was conscious, then, of a different ache, deeper and more sharp than the feeling of bereavement that a hangover will sometimes uncover in the heart.
— Michael Chabon
March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.
— Garrison Keillor
Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.
— Linda Sunshine
My head is pounding. Like the worst hangover ever.
— Heather Morris
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
— Margaret Cho
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
— Dorothy Parker
How bout you and all your morals in that outfit that you borrowed/Make the most out of tonight and worry bout it all tomorrow.
— Drake
Grease is the only cure for a hangover.
— Cameron Diaz
I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren't people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time.
— Jack Kerouac
Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not try to do those fancy financial instruments?
— George W. Bush
I had a werewolf morning. Awoke with a rum hangover, imagined blood on the walls, and prayed to god it was mine.
— Randy Wayne
The only cure for a real hangover is death.
— Robert Benchley
The hangover was brutal but he didn't mind. It told him he had been somewhere else, someplace good.
— Charles Bukowski
If you think the hangover from tequila shots is bad, wait till you've had junkie blood.
— Cyma Rizwaan Khan