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I don't think of myself as offbeat and weird. As a kid, I saw myself as the type of guy who would run into a burning building to save the baby. — Christian Slater

The situation in the film is like me going out to Venice Beach and talking to a homeless guy on the boardwalk, and 13 years later he's the president. — John Cusack

When you're ... stepping over a guy on the sidewalk ... does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?' — Bill Hicks

I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said 'No, man, I've got enough problems.' — Steven Tyler

I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then? — Larry The Cable Guy

Fake flattery or not, his words spiked my system with happy. Behold, the power of a guy paying attention to a girl. — Jenny B. Jones

Work is only justified by leisure time. To admit the emptiness of leisure time is to admit the impossibility of life. — Guy Debord

Art is always the replacement of indifference by attention. — Guy Davenport

Let's just say that I'm not the kind of guy your mother would want you hanging around with - Vincent (Die For Me) — Amy Plum

According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work. — Jim Fowler

I'm an electronic guy, I'm a freak for electronic music but real instruments, the dynamic range of it, and the emotions, there's no comparison. — Armin Van Buuren

Everyone felt comfortable with these guys and what their vision was, and when they said they want to keep the staff intact, that was very encouraging. — Michael Nutter

[Macklemore]'s always nervous about messing up, like how a guy who's caught the attention of a girl who's too pretty for him behaves. — Shea Serrano

When the guy with asthma finally came in from the fire escape, Parker rabbit-punched him and took his gun away. — Richard Stark

I've never met a guy who makes me feel cold at the same time he makes me hot. It's weird. But I like it. Too much. — C.M. Stunich

I'm not really a goal-oriented guy. I started doing the Mountain Goats just for the sheer hell of it. — John Darnielle

The jazz and blues clubs are like the jazz and blues musicians - they're disappearing. — Buddy Guy

May I guess this has something to do with the particularly hot undead guy you suck face with on a regular basis? — Amy Plum

Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit. — Guy Debord

I always feel that the best roles are written for white guys. — Marlon Wayans

Newt Gingrich is a boastful kind of guy. But when it comes to Wall Street, the former House speaker is surprisingly modest. — Gary Weiss

Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker. — P.C. Cast

My father was, like, the token bad white guy in all the old Jackie Chan/Bruce Lee films. — Celina Jade

You would be amazed what the ordinary guy knows. — Matt Drudge

I'm a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like hearing what a guy has to say and I make sure the evening is a real laugh. I like to laugh. — Eva Longoria

I called Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I'll never get an endorsement. — Kurt Cobain

I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over. — Ray Romano

Del Usion
If you knew the person
He thinks he is
You'd have to admit
He's one very special guy. — Laurence Overmire

You're not the guy at the train station. You're my Blake. — Debra Anastasia

He has become a great leader of his team, a guy that has evolved in terms of his role within the team. — David Blatt

They say that every person, every venture, every city has a place where the road splits and you have to choose your direction. — Guy A Johnson

I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time. — Jerry Ferrara

I'm very proud to have joined with conservatives in both the Senate and the House to reform how we target bad guys. — Ted Cruz

I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write: "You are here". I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet. — Joan Rivers

I'm not an extravagant guy ... I don't like going over the top on anything. I have what I need and I try to keep it that way. — Jose Bautista

Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping. — Lisa Lampanelli

I've never been the guy who's like, 'I take it home with me.' — Justin Theroux

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock

I'm not a guy who did drugs or drank alcohol. I had a good work ethic and gave back to the community. — Walt Frazier

If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion. — Dana Gould

Kennedy's guy had never been the same. Quit the Service, divorced, finished his human existence in obscurity in some rat's hole in Mississippi, — David Baldacci

Why the Devil survived for so long? Is it because he is the Devil or is it because he is much smarter than the oldest guy around? Go figure. — Boris Zubry

He was the first guy to find toilet paper in my butt. — Hilary Winston

Anyone can sleep with a guy in 24-48 hours, but you're sending the wrong signal to the guy if you do that. — Steve Harvey

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up. — Jay Mohr

You're the type of guy who always snaps at some point and becomes a mass murderer! — Daniel Clowes

Simple and to the point is always the best way to get your point across. — Guy Kawasaki

I don't appreciate the disrespect, because I've been playing hurt for a guy who won't respect you. I don't deserve it ... It's time for me to move on. — Melvin Mora

My energy flagged because of heavy cold but the guys took up the slack. — Robin Trower

It's a paradox of the true spiritual path, but the more conscious we become of what limits us, the more limitless becomes our life. — Guy Finley

If you live like it's the past and you behave like it's the past, then guys from the future find it very hard to see you. — Russell Crowe

If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership. — Greg Fitzsimmons

I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes. — Scott Aukerman

There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off.
"What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey

Big guy and little guy, it should make no difference. The rule of law demands neutrality. — Jon Kyl

I never was strutting through the hallways like, "Yeah, I'm a singer/songwriter." That's never a cool thing to do - to be the brooding guy. — Tyler Hilton

Spectacle is the sun that never sets over the empire of modern passivity — Guy Debord

A bloody guy in overalls, wearing a straw hat, began chasing us. He held a saw, pointing it at us. We were gonna die! --The Body By the Tree — Yawatta Hosby

What did I care what some guy in brown shorts thought? Even if he wore the uniform very well. Damn, where did they go to hire these guys? The gym? — Kim Harrison

I just try to be the same guy I've always been. Calm, collected, and being a good decision-maker and delivering the ball to the right guys. — Scott Tolzien

People have had the idea to do a '90s alternative tour for a long time. I didn't come up with that; I was the first guy to basically say it was time. — Art Alexakis

I half hoped he would be shirtless, but then wanted to smack myself at the ridiculous secret confession. — Alex Rosa

Almost every girl in the world says what they really want is a nice guy, but only handful really mean it. — Heather Havenwood

I'm not usually the guy who has people hiding in his bushes and saying, 'Will you love me forever and ever?' — Doug Jones

The Moral is that gardeners pine, Whene'er no pods adorn the vine. Of all sad words experience gleans, The saddest are: It might have beans. — Guy Wetmore Carryl

I never saw anyone like Ty Cobb. No one even close to him as the greatest all-time ballplayer. That guy was superhuman, amazing. — Casey Stengel

The guy's got a CCI sheet so long it begins with 'Call me Ishmael. — James Patterson

Anyway, I've never been captain in 16 years in the NHL. But that didn't stop me being a leader in my own way. — Guy Lafleur

I love Stewart Lee's 'Comedy Vehicle' on BBC2. The guy is a genius. — Jez Butterworth

As an agent, I functioned like a guy. But the fact that I was a woman affected everything. — Sue Mengers

The best villains are the nicest guys in person. — Finn Wittrock

Man, when I'm riding with the helmet on, I'm invisible. And people just deal with me as the guy on the bike ... it gives you a chance to read 'em. — Brad Pitt

If we can't come together, and have conversations and understand our biases and understand that hate, none of us are really the good guys here. — LeCrae

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

I'm not the kind of guy who rides the same roller-coaster twice. Once is enough,and then the thrill is gone and so is the interest. — Emma Chase

He's not the heart and flowers kind of guy, but he's the heart and soul kind, and fuck if every girl would rather that than flowers. — Jay McLean

I don't enjoy movies in 3D. I find I can't engage with the story as well. — Guy Pearce

Hi,Hello,Wuzzup?,cool,now.g'bye! — Bill Nye The Science Guy

Sometimes I'd like to play the bad guy and sometimes I'd like to die in a movie. — Jackie Chan

To be more aware, we need only listen for and let go of the thoughts which steal our attention. — Guy Finley

Oh shit, another guy who doesn't talk. Is this what makes women lesbians? The desire to have a good conversation? — Caroline Hanson

'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' is the best movie for a guy like me. A cerebral adventure. A moving story. A bunch of little green men. — Tom DeLonge

Twitter, Facebook, Google + are the trifecta of marketing for authors (and bloggers). — Guy Kawasaki

If I found the right guy, I think I would get married. Maybe. I just feel like it's just a contract. Why sign any more contracts, really? — Drea De Matteo

Any guy that's not working with the same amount of intensity and passion that I do, I don't want to know. — Zakk Wylde

I've never judged anybody by how they look or how they dress. I basically judge them on their character. And that's how I lead my own life. — Larry The Cable Guy

Just because I grew up a white guy in America doesn't mean that's the music of my life. — Ezra Koenig

My job is to evaluate the field, pick the guy that I think is most open and make a good throw. — Tom Brady

Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated. — Rachel Maddow

For all I know, the guy is Dracula. — Mari Mancusi

This guy eluded the French police ... in loafers?
-Chief Anderson — Dan Brown

Like they say, it ain't over 'til the fat guy swings — Darren Daulton

The more confident one becomes, the less one needs all people to be the same. — Jasmine Guy

I never wanted to be the great guy or the colorful guy or the interesting guy. I wanted to be the guy who won titles. — Pete Sampras

Every time I go out in London, I'm not always with my guys. I have three female friends that I'll go out with all the time. I'm the only guy there. — John Boyega

The good agent probably is not the reader, he's just the guy who can put together a deal. — Rod Serling

Definitely the road to the championship gets much easier when those type of guys are eliminated early. — Denny Hamlin

What is the use of fine feelings when pitted against the power of instinct? And what chance does modest restraint have against that of natural desire? — Guy De Maupassant

All 14 guys on the team have sacrificed something to get to this point. — Stephen Curry

I'm used to being efficient and a guy that can do more than the average guy can. — Jason Statham