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It's funny isn't it? People claim to know what love is
yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it
they bail. — Rachel Van Dyken

The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! — Craig Benzine

Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh. — Stefanie Schneider

I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time. — Chic Murray

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories. — Susannah Mansfield

It's a funny thing about love. You can't make it right when it's wrong and you can't make it wrong when it's right, no matter how hard you try. — Arlene James

We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

She looked at the spear in a way that no woman had ever looked at Richard — Neil Gaiman

As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band. — Dave Pirner

When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage. — Bill Ballance

Funny how the stupid shit we do for those we love hardens into legend. — Taylor Adams

I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do. — Kaley Cuoco

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

Funny, isn't it? I've known every love possible, but as the years stretched out, the love I longed for the most is the one I shared with my sister. — Josephine Angelini

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella. — Jimmy Cannon

This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist? — Isabella Olivia Ellis

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health. — Cassandra Clare

Char is beautiful, smart, funny, and I love the way our bodies communicate with one another. It's as if she was made for me." ~ Riley — T.H. Snyder

I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love. — Dorothy Fields

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. — Janet Coleman

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches. — Rita Rudner

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. — Holly Hood

Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the beating vein in Jared's neck. — Jodie B. Cooper

Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two. — Danielle Lee Zwissler

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing. — Frank Zappa

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! — Robert Knepper

The funny thing is, I don't care too much. You think you love something so badly, but when it's gone you find out you don't care so much. — Damon Galgut

If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is. — Julie Powell

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much. — Colin Chapman

The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly; but those whose speech is upright may not be virtuous. — Confucius

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts. — Kirsten Miller

I love doing funny promos like the ones I did wrestling Rey Mysterio. — Kurt Angle

And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

I love you too." Funny how those words got easier to say the more I voiced them. — Laura Thalassa

I love Mikhail Bulgakov. He is very original and takes the story to unexpected places. I didn't realise political writing could be so funny. — Denise Mina

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true. — Vilmos Zsigmond

The path may not be left for an instant. If it could be left, it would not be the path. — Confucius

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process? — Melissa Landers

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. — Bob Monkhouse

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life. — Jimi Hendrix

I smelled barbecue before I reached the house, and that made me madder than ever, because I really love barbecue. — Rick Riordan

Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!
~Swapna Rajput~ — Swapna Rajput

It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

It's a funny thing, by the way, how people who love free markets are also quite sure that they know that investors are being irrational. — Paul Krugman

I've seen all the Judd Apatow movies, and I'd love to have a really funny little part in one of them some day. — Miranda Cosgrove

Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am. — Victoria Denault

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." — Rodney Dangerfield

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. — Lindsey Kelk

We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not small gold objects, but endless fire. — Saul Bellow

Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly

There is the love of knowing without the love of learning; the beclouding here leads to dissipation of mind. — Confucius

Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they are obtained in the right way they may not be possessed. — Confucius

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned. — Kristen Bell

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. — George Saunders

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most. — John Leguizamo

Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert. — Sophia Dembling

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl — David Coleman

I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers. — Cassandra Clare

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. — Bill Vaughan

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered. — Confucius

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? — Lily Tomlin

Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. — Solange Nicole

I would love to do something like 'Beverly Hills Cop'. I'd get to be funny and cool and heroic all in the same breath. — Ja Rule

She's beauty and she's the beast, rolled into one. — Gena Showalter

Just kissing? How quicky you dismiss our love. -Jace — Cassandra Clare

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead ... While you do not know life, how can you know about death — Confucius

Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway. — Richelle E. Goodrich

It was funny how normal things seemed to go on even when everything was so messed up. People could still fall in love, even at the end of the world. — Shelly Crane

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be. — Samantha Stroh Bailey

Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast. — Brenda Lochinger

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. — Richard Lewis

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

Funny how the love be fake ... but I ain't stressin'.
Thankful for the love that's genuine ... appreciate the blessin'. — Busta Rhymes

Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. — Beth Garrod

I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it. — Hannah Vandegrift

By the ruler's cultivation of his own character there is set up the example of the course which all should pursue. — Confucius

Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald

It is funny how the things we hate are the things we miss most when they are gone — Erin Bowman

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker