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The music seems creepy, like when children sing in a horror movie — Tina Fey

I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people. — Tina Fey

Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton". — Tina Fey

Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be. — Tina Fey

Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It's scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around. — Tina Fey

Lots of teenage girls have taken comfort under the wings of half-closeted gay boys. — Tina Fey

I AM THE SILENCE AT THE END OF THE SONG!"
"Could you give me the 'dumb forest creature' version, maybe? — Nicole Chartrand

If you ever start to feel good about yourself ...
... they have this thing called the internet. — Tina Fey

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares? — Tina Fey

In improv there are no mistakes, only beautiful happy accidents. And many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. — Tina Fey

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey

The fey wonders of the world only exist while there are those with the sight to see them. CHARLES DE LINT — Graham Joyce

The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield. — Tina Fey

My problem with the traditional acting method was that I never understood what you were supposed to be thinking about when you're onstage. — Tina Fey

You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute. — Tina Fey

One of the great things about doing animated movies is that you don't have to dress up or put on make-up. — Tina Fey

Children are the soul sucking worst. — Tina Fey

I don't have a driver's license. It's just one of the many ways in which I am developmentally stunted. — Tina Fey

Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox. — Tina Fey

What would he imagine next? Little hairy beasties tap-dancing on his sofa, or other fey creatures sneaking up on him in the shower?' (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.) — Tina Fey

I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement. — Tina Fey

in the closet to grab a Sunday school — Tina Fey

Fey ... a Scotch word ... It means the kind of exalted happiness that comes before disaster. You know
it's too good to be true. — Agatha Christie

Your fey cousin here has the miraculous ability to hold his liquor
and mine, and yours, and the king's, and half the country's, I expect. — Alethea Kontis

Most of my work is done before we start shooting, preparation work, so my normal day begins when I start writing, it might even be the night before. — Tina Fey

Will Ferrell is a dangerous man. If he thinks you're in his way in show business, he will crack your head open. He's the Jeff Gillooly of comedy. — Tina Fey

Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself. — Tina Fey

No one can tell you what you can and cannot put in your book. So be brave and just write! — Chrys Fey

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people. — Tina Fey

I don't live the single life and never really did. — Tina Fey

By the way, when Oprah Winfrey is suggesting you may have overextended yourself, you need to examine your fucking life. — Tina Fey

I keep people alive every day, and right now, the person I'm trying to keep alive is you. Will you let me? — Chrys Fey

Television is a runaway train that you have to get on for nine months of the year. But at the same time, it has a wonderful immediacy. — Tina Fey

I had read it, but nowhere in the pamphlet did — Tina Fey

An idea for a story can be anything. The sky is not the limit, the limit is beyond it. — Chrys Fey

This is a little secret that all writers share: We have two lives; the one we live on Earth and the one we live in our books. — Chrys Fey

I opine you wouldn't know help if it smacked you in the face. Stubborn, bullheaded, wild fey thing of a woman. - Pierce — Kim Harrison

I think the philosophy will continue to be what it always was; which was, let's keep throwing a bunch of things at the wall, and see what sticks. — Tina Fey

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors. — Tina Fey

The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit-ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing. — Tina Fey

Because, like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, I was embraced by the gays. They loved me and praised me. I was funny and so mean and mature for my age! — Tina Fey

It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time. — Tina Fey

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show ... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists. — Tina Fey

Anyone can be a killer. There is no physical trait that distinguishes murderers from the rest of society. — Chrys Fey

I will be with her again, or I will die. There aren't any other options — Julie Kagawa

The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it's basically a happy accident that you think you're initiating. — Tina Fey

NBC. How could I not? I grew up watching Seinfeld, Johnny Carson, Late Night with David Letterman, and reruns of The Mothers-in-Law. — Tina Fey

In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history's worst decisions [ ... ]. — Tina Fey

Q: Is 30 Rock the most racist show on television? A: No, in my opinion it's NFL football. Why do they portray all those guys as murderers and rapists? — Tina Fey

(One of the best-kept secrets of "country life" is that people accidentally crush their own pets a lot.) The — Tina Fey

I think the world has too many actresses. — Tina Fey

North Korea threatened to attack if Sony Pictures released The Interview, forcing us all to pretend that we wanted to see it. — Tina Fey

I'm a big fan of 'The Office', both the British and the American versions. — Tina Fey

'30 Rock' is my favorite TV show and Tina Fey is one of my heroes. She was a dream to work with and the whole cast was just absolutely lovely. — Cristin Milioti

I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian. — Tina Fey

Gravity": "It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age. — Tina Fey

I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No, no thank you. I like nice people. — Tina Fey

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool. — Tina Fey

But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. — Tina Fey

Everyone says the Summer Queen is stunning,
beautiful, absolutely captivating. Yeah, I guess she is,
but so is a volcanic eruption — Julie Kagawa

It made him hope that the soul existed, so it could be damned. — Yves Fey

Say it," I gritted out.
"The High Lord of the Night Court is your mate. — Sarah J. Maas

I've told you that I'm a tricksy wight, and I am, my sweet. But there are those in the Seelie Court who would make me seem a very perfect knight. — Emma Bull

Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film. — Janeane Garofalo

Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do it? — Tina Fey

The sketch should lead the cutting pattern, which is to say content should dictate style, which is to say that in TV the writer is king. — Tina Fey

We are attempting to pro-activate the community by utilizing a series of directives intended to maximate communicative agreeance. — Tina Fey

Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details? — Tina Fey

In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey is the most caring woman I've worked with in this business. — Dean Winters

To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely like the Texas Longhorns logo. — Tina Fey

I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, You just haven't met the right girl yet. — Tina Fey

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey

It's no more dangerous to society than a radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds. — Tina Fey

It is a testament to my parents that they never reacted negatively to the four-year-long pride parade that marched through their house. — Tina Fey

I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing. — Tina Fey

The word 'weird' is never spoken or thought of by the Fey, as to them there is nothing very strange when you take it as it is. — Gabriel Brunsdon

Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body's totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City. — Tina Fey

Liam recoiled as if I'd hoofed him in the danglies. — Jocelyn Adams

12) The Most Important Rule of Beauty
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. Who cares? — Tina Fey

It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead. — Tina Fey

Acting is really about showing up that day and telling the writers what you feel like saying. — Tina Fey

I have a strong urge to lie down and pretend this is not happening - like the old couple in Titanic. — Tina Fey

The fey in this country keep to themselves, and are a separate nation, much like the American Indians, but with even more autonomy. — Laurell K. Hamilton

If you care about [the characters] as if they were real, that always helps. — Tina Fey

I'm still technically employed by the National Broadcasting Company. — Tina Fey

5) The Eyes Are the Windows to Where the Soul Is Supposed to Be — Tina Fey

But there is not one management course in the world where they recommend Self-Righteousness as a tool. — Tina Fey

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. — Tina Fey

May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers. — Tina Fey

We all mentally prepare ourselves for wrinkles, but wrinkles are not the problem. It's the unexpected grosseries. — Tina Fey

No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true. — Tina Fey

Mortals don't see the fey. Donia smiled wryly: if they did, Keenan would never have convinced any of them to trust him. — Melissa Marr

I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room. — Tina Fey

My father-in-law tripped on a crack in the pavement and spent the rest of the week politely pretending he had not dislocated his shoulder. — Tina Fey

Someone should do a study of the human brain and how quickly it can adjust to luxury. — Tina Fey

Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh. — Tina Fey

Pilot scripts are particularly difficult to write because you have to introduce all the characters without it feeling like a series of introductions. — Tina Fey

What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct. So I spent four years attempting to charm the uninterested. — Tina Fey