The Ex Wife Quotes
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The Ex Wife Quotes & Sayings
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I don't know what I want. And, if that's the case, as my ex-wife said, I'd only hurt people.
— Haruki Murakami
The embryo of my second novel, Bobby's Diner, came to life because of my husband's ex-wives. Let's just say, they inspired the writing.
— Susan Wingate
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
— Jim Samuels
You make a very handsome dead eel, my husband,""For a boiled mollusk, you wear black quite well, my wife, — Grace Draven
Going back to your ex is like taking back your spit from the ground.
— M.F. Moonzajer
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?
— Neil S. Plakcy
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.
— James Woods
Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him.
— David Letterman
An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.
— Ursula Parrott
Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man's access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
— Helen Rowland
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Like the locked room upstairs? Listen. I've read Jane Eyre. That better be a red room of pain up there, and not your ex-wife.
— Kristan Higgins
Do you know what I did? I urrrrrinated on the cake at my ex-wife's wedding. Pissssed all over the icing.Melvin Baylor - Seven Up — Janet Evanovich
