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Bit yells, Homeless Hungry? Dude, I invented Homeless Hungry. The kid just waves. — Jess Walter

Wanting to be a rock star, I get it. I'm like, 'Oh, my God, dude! The freedom!' — Orlando Bloom

If you insist on the chase," I say, my voice much surer than I feel."Then you better start training. 'Cause, dude you're in for a marathon. — Alyson Noel

Look dude, no humping the redhead until we see if the rabbit dies. — Lynn Hagen

if there's one dude that everyone on the Upper West Side will welcome with open arms, it's the fucking jogger. — Caroline Kepnes

Frantically, he scans the room, settling on the closet.
Brayden sighs, 'Seriously, dude? Must we live the cliche?' — Lynn Kelling

Dude, what the heck?????, That's awesome!!!!! — Kyle Patrick

You're the healing janitor dude."
"Groundskeeper."
"Isn't that like a janitor?"
"No, it's like a groundskeeper. — Rachel Hawkins

There is no comparison: The money is over here and the love is over there. But the love is the most important thing. — Devin The Dude

Someday her prince would come. And he'd be a rich and hairy Alpha dude who howled at the moon and pissed on fire hydrants. — Kerrelyn Sparks

I don't believe I've ever played a hip dude. I don't think I would have the wherewithal to do that. — Eugene Levy

6:08 and the next dude in line is buying the new King and The Shining just to be bold - he calls The Shining a prequel and I want to cut his face — Caroline Kepnes

Hey, rock dude, are you destroying the house? Causing mayhem? Who's a ferocious gargoyle? Stoney's a ferocious gargoyle. — Devon Monk

Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat. — Dave Attell

It was easy to get the offers for the good-looking vapid dude. I guess that's my power alley. — Jason Lewis

Sorry, dude. Can't talk about it. My lips are too numb from all the kissing. That girl kisses like she wants to suck out your soul. — John Green

You don't need Beanie Sigel in the building with a pre-perception that this crazy dude might do anything. — Beanie Sigel

Why would you put bacon on nachos in the first place?" Misha asked.
"Dude. We're in America. We put bacon on everything. — Avon Gale

Radio makes it appear like you can get some sounds in a laptop and be the next dude. Those careers don't really last. — Pharoahe Monch

Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit. — Samantha Young

Dude, on the "Don't Give a Crap" scale, I'm kind of at defcon 2 here... — Jason Todd

The global business climate is likewhatever, dude. — Michael Ian Black

If you're going to touch my wife, you'd better put a shirt on. Dude, what the fuck are you doing with my sister? — Kristen Proby

I'm a pretty nice dude. I have fun, and people take it the wrong way. — Tyler, The Creator

Logan looked up at the big guy. "Do you ever hear yourself?" Blake beamed. "I'm my biggest fan." "Your only fan," Ayden said. "Hurtful, dude. — A&E Kirk

Dude, Minecraft doesn't HAVE glow-in-the-dark-mushrooms. Those are REDSTONE ORE VEINS, noob!! — Cube Kid

He don't debate he concentrate on survivin'
He don't like to drive if he's been drinkin'
But he'll drink while he's drivin'
He's the dude — Devin The Dude

I have no interest in going to Egypt and seeing the pyramids. I'm just not that kind of dude. — Gary Vaynerchuk

Every single Asian dude who went to high school or junior high during the era of John Hughes movies was called 'Donger,' — Martin Wong

Dude, if you want to be a great musician, you have to try heroin. You'll see. It's like being back in the womb. — Dave Mustaine

If I got into a fight in a bar, I'd miss the dude by miles. I wouldn't know how to connect. It would be a comedy. — Pierce Brosnan

I am a dark-skinned, nappy-headed, scar-faced dude from the streets of Brooklyn. I can't hide from being who I am. It's all over my face. — Michael K. Williams

The dude who didn't seem to care that he smelled like wide-open ass. — J.R. Rain

Dude you say the best stuff. You're so getting lucky. — Lauren Dane

Yo, dude. That shit might be cool on Saved By The Bell but not in real life. — Jason Myers

Nihilists! I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. — Walter

I get to represent somebody I don't think is getting represented right now. The regular dude: the guy who believes in God but still likes pussy. — Kanye West

Dude," I said, leaning over the desk, "I'm about as psychic as a carrot. — Darynda Jones

Dude." Jason gave Percy a bear hug.
"Back from Tartarus!" Leo whooped. "That's my peeps! — Rick Riordan

I'm not a sports dude, but I'm interested in the sociological implications of it. — Ian MacKaye

Dude, the whole Drake
coming out of the closet routine is getting old. Get some new material. ~ Drake — Jennifer Turner

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

I'm as awkward as it gets, dude, but I embrace the awkward! I embrace the awkward and make everyone else feel awkward — Christofer Drew

Jay-Z is a dude that can give you a hundred 'Simpsons' quotes, like, 'What you know about the monorail?' — Questlove

Be cool to the pizza dude. — Steele Stanwick

She knows I love the dude. She's trying to butter me up - both sides, front and back, top to bottom. It's working. — Kim Holden

All we are is dust in the wind, dude. — Ted Theodore

I'm open to anything, dude. I'm open to anything. That's what I would ask the aliens. I'd be like, "Do you watch 'Game of Thrones?'" — Charlize Theron

He's bad, bad Leroy Brown, baddest dude in the whole damn town, badder than old King Kong, and meaner than a junk yard dog. — Jim Croce

If your dad always has candy, how cool is he? Coolest dude in the world. My kids think I'm cool. — Lamar Odom

Anybody that really knew Tupac will tell you the same thing. That he was just a dude that was full of life, full of energy. — Ice Cube

Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo, which was the punch line to the funniest Spanish joke I knew. Okay, the only one. Google it. — Cory Doctorow

It a dude and a girl, and the house and wooo scary things happen and then they kill everything. — Ilona Andrews

I was no longer looking for a good dude, because they all turned out the same. — Shvonne Latrice

Dude! If you scream in my ear again I will punch you in the uterus. — R.S. Grey

I'm not a dogmatic Christian and I don't believe in the Bible literally, but I realized that Jesus is basically a very Zen dude. — Weyes Blood

Dude. Did you notice how many people were here? Tons!" Kat exclaimed. "I put the fun in funeral. — Gena Showalter

Thank you ... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. — Jimmy Fallon

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out. — Ellen DeGeneres

Summer flings always seemed amazing in movies, though that might be because the leading man did not ever call his romantic interest dude. — Thomm Quackenbush

Just remember this- weird's good. Embrace the weird, dude. Enjoy it because it's never going away. — Tim Tharp

No boys, right? Especially the dude that walks around like that wolf kid from Twilight. — Anonymous

Dude, you got to draw your lines in the sand somewhere and hold them. It's especially important when the sand keeps shifting beneath your feet. — Karen Marie Moning

Skylar's obviously into that Chris dude, I saw them in his sorry excuse for a truck, should have totaled it when I had the chance, — Heather Demetrios

Dude, it's mind control. That's got to be the best superpower ever! — Lee Davidson

Dude, you are one sick feck." "Och, Dani, my love," he says, gliding toward the bed, "you've really no idea. — Karen Marie Moning

The stupidity of a well-placed "dude" can really defuse a situation — Chris Lynch

Chicks dig a dude who's sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles. — Jordan Sonnenblick

I don't think I live the lifestyle that's expected of a quote unquote R&B artist. I'm just not that dude. — Miguel

That's the kinda dude I was lookin fo & yes you'll get slapped if you lookin hoe — Nicki Minaj

Don't ever try to judge me dude. You don't know what the fuck I've been through — Eminem

Kill me if I ever look that Bad" ... "Dude, what are you saying? ... On the TV? That is you, dude. From like five years ago. — Chuck Palahniuk

Not a lot of individuals get to refer to the Lord in their prayers as 'Dude', but he's doing a new thing with me. — Stephen Baldwin

And, dude, the truth is, if you're gonna be like this, I don't need the association. — Wendelin Van Draanen

I'm like the worst queer dude ever. Somebody pass me the manual! — Sarina Bowen

If some dude I'd never heard of managed to broadcast a platitude like that to the whole globe, I'd probably just feel like I was being spammed. — Damian Kulash

Bendy straws are the shit, dude. — Kim Holden

There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback. — Greg Behrendt

The Republican consciousness has no integrity and it falls apart once you check it out. If you're a Christian, why would you want to fry this dude? — Ken Kesey

Mick Fleetwood was one of my first interviews. And if you've ever talked to that dude, he's the sweetest guy in the world - he's just a trip. — Dave Grohl

Welcome to the estrogen vortex, dude, where mindfucks are the norm and understanding them is as common as a fucking unicorn in your front yard. — K. Bromberg

I been the same dude my whole life. — DMX

Wait... maybe the question isn't "How do I beat him?" Maybe the question in "Dude, why are we even fighting in the first place? — Ryan North

If you're gonna have your head split open, it might as well be while you're riding a wave, dude. — Meg Cabot

As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can turn dude into a wolf. — Dana Gould

Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend before I beat the crap out of you ? I don't want to injure her. — Stacey Wallace Benefiel

You're like a monster, dude'", he says, light amusement coloring his strained voice. "'From a monster movie. The man who would not fucking quit — Ben H. Winters

I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'. Putting that on me? Come on dude.. — Taylor Swift

Oh, my God! Get out of the car or I'll call nine-one-one. Dude, what is your problem? — John Green

All gamblers lose regularly, but they rarely discuss it in public. Losing is bad for the image, dude. Nobody buys Hot Tips from Losers. Remember that. — Hunter S. Thompson

A big glowing red dude with the head of a wolf guarded a herd of ... Were those unicorns? — Rick Riordan

I struggle to be rugged and raw dude, trying to survive in the trials and lawsuits, Everybody wants to test me, WHY ME? — Tupac Shakur

Dude, you're scaring the crap out of me,' said Nick. 'I'm serious, I literally have no crap right now. — Mark Frost

Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a carrot. A big, long carrot. — K.A. Mitchell

Never hire anyone who starts a sentence with the word "Dude!" and never work for a guy who doesn't know the difference between mute and moot — Larry Brooks

I'm not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car. — Nicki Elson

You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house? — Roy Wood Jr.

Percy hefted a bronze grenade. 'I hope you labelled these right.'
He yelled, 'Die, Romans!' and lobbed the grenade over the wall. — Rick Riordan

If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock." — Mitch Hedberg

Sillus have friend," the little monkey dude says, looking up at me with wide eyes. "Family. Lots. Go get, they help huntress. — Tera Lynn Childs