The Donkey Quotes
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The Donkey Quotes & Sayings
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My grandfather was a very mystical guy who travelled from Argentina to Chile, across the mountains with a donkey, carrying the Torah.
— Alejandro Jodorowsky
When in the body of a donkey, enjoy the taste of grass.
— Tenzin Wangyal
I may be a donkey but I can kick the wrong people.
— Amit Abraham
He would say that God had given him a tail to keep the flies off, but that he would sooner have had no tail and no flies.
— George Orwell
Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it.
— Russell Green
What's the saying? All is donkey balls in love and war?-Dan Garrett — Leah Rae Miller
Donkey Kong Country proves that players will put up with mediocre gameplay as long as the art is good.
— Shigeru Miyamoto
There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them.
— Mike Matusow
I was always the one in the background or the donkey. I was never a star, I never got to be the main part.
— Joanna Page
I was feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey.
— Mick McCarthy
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.
— Arthur Guiterman
Only the great warriors fall down from their horses; one would not fall who rides a donkey cart.
— Waheed Ibne Musa
A unicorn is a donkey from the future
— Joe Rogan
An uncomfortable marriage can not bear the strain of the death of a beloved donkey.
— Merrie Haskell
Does this have something to do with the donkey and the train thing?" "Hush! Quiet you! We do not speak of such things!
— Montana Ash
If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media.
— Joel Osteen
The voice of a donkey braying in the neighbouring meadow seemed like the mocking laughter of demons.
— P.G. Wodehouse
If you're fixin' to get yourself a good stallion, don't go lookin' in the donkey corral.
— Ciji Ware
What freedom to be tied up, and still have the capability of ignoring ridiculous, silly conversations.
— Sandra Staas
River on the ferry, Billy swam beside it, and Harriet remembered the donkey and the donkey cart of her first
— Rose Tremain
Sobriety sucked the biggest donkey dong in the world.
— Sarah Hepola
The donkey which brought you to this door must be dismissed if you want to get through it'.
— Idries Shah
I'm essentially a jobbing actor. If I'm out of work, I'll be the back end of a donkey.
— Michael Gough
Somewhere near the Alamo, a bugle brayed: either that or McCulloch's men had found some reason to torture a poor, defenseless donkey.
— Harry Turtledove
DOING THE DONKEY WORK
— Alexander McCall Smith
Okay," Juke said. "Your horse is a donkey, your poodle is a giant wolf breed, and your boyfriend is whatever the hell he is. You have problems.
— Ilona Andrews
Then, stop worrying so much what the rest of us think; just get on the damned donkey and ride it.
— Susanna Kearsley
The carrot and the stick are prevasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys.
— John Whitmore
A man who believes the word of a donkey in preference to my word does not deserve to be lent anything.
— Idries Shah
Thus, be every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill.
— Winston Churchill
It was fun to blow off a Porsche with a 3900 donkey [the 1965 Shelby GT350 Mustang].
— Carroll Shelby
There is no doubt in the sanctity of Mecca, but a donkey won't become a Hajj pilgrim by just going through the motions.
— Rahman Baba
The Christian icon is not the Stars and Stripes but a cross-flag, and its emblem is not a donkey, an elephant, or an eagle, but a slaughtered lamb.
— Shane Claiborne
What man, if he were God, would humble himself to lie in the feedbox of a donkey or to hang upon a cross?
— Martin Luther
So he can go ride a donkey naked through the desert with snapping turtles attached to his nipples for all I care.
— Suzanne Wright
The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey's clothes.
— Robert Novak
I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.
— Tatiana Maslany
The coffee tastes like a donkey's ass
— Victoria Scott
Come along,' I told the donkey. 'There's a precedent for this.' Manny
— Kerry Greenwood