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Soft pillows, soft blankets, soft sheets: Her kiss? Sweet, and hard enough to crack your teeth. — Devin Johnston

They say that politics is show business for ugly people, but as I always crack, what would I know about that? I like a challenge — George Galloway

In 'Malvolio,' the audience laugh at me, and I use that laughter to crack open the question as to why they are laughing. — Tim Crouch

When you're sad, you're not sad. You are merely oblivious to the good things in your life. There is always a crack of light in the darkness. Find it. — Dianna Agron

Lev was a clink in my armor, a crack in my wall, — Belle Aurora

Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts? — Chris Hardwick

This bill is the legislative equivalent of crack. It yields a short-term high but does long-term damage to the system and it's expensive to boot. — Barney Frank

Slot machines are like crack for old people. — Keenen Ivory Wayans

Girls clamored for Caleb's attention like chimps on crack. He's got the banana that every girl wants, — Tarryn Fisher

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it. — Adam Sandler

Felix had left his heart buried in the ground years ago, but he felt it crack apart. — Lauren DeStefano

It's just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard. — Megan Keith

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes. — George Carlin

Dubai must crack down on rampant smuggling, and the U.A.E. federal government has significantly stepped up pressure. — Elliott Abrams

I'm very good at getting up in the morning - so much of my life has been spent on film sets where we start at the crack of dawn. — Joanna Lumley

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

...but the future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along. — Chuck Klosterman

Who wouldn't prefer having breakfast in bed to getting up at the crack of dawn and having a cup of coffee in a studio makeup department? — Rita Hayworth

Bite me. Scratch me. Cut me. Break me open, until I crack and all the ugly things fly out of my body to drench us both in sated lust. Yes. — Nenia Campbell

You crack me right the fuck up, babe. — Kristen Ashley

That crack in your broken heart is actually the place from where love enters inside you. — Supriya Kaur Dhaliwal

The flies were teaching an advanced seminar in philosophy as they crawled up the crack of my ass — Richard Brautigan

I always wake up at the crack of ice. — Joe E. Lewis

What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack. — Joe Teti

Horrifying as it was to crack up in the public eye, it made me look at myself and fix it. People were exploitative; that's human nature. — Margot Kidder

Lord of the universe slammed his face into his pancakes, which demolished the pancakes and the plate and put a crack in the table, — Rick Riordan

Love? Dude. It's like a fart. You don't even know it's happening, but all of a sudden,it crawls up the crack of your ass and then the stink hits you. — Ann Everett

Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95. — Chris Rock

Cos a cop asking a guy for a discount on his crack, that's screwed up.
Sign of the goddamn apocalypse is what it is. — Warren Ellis

If you wake up / And the day feels broken / Just lean into the crack — Bjork

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up. — Dan Castellaneta

Sure, and maybe a cabal of Victoria's Secret lingerie models would crack the secret of hydrogen fusion. — Stephen King

You forgot to cross off anal sex."
"I tried it once. Didn't like it. If you're better at it, I'll have another crack." I paused. "No pun intended. — C.D. Reiss

Predatory. Dangerous. Confident. God, the man was her crack and her kryptonite wrapped up together in one muscular package. — Avery Flynn

Fathers who initiate their sons' first sexual experiences by taking them to prostitutes might as well deal them a crack pipe. — Birgit Waldschmidt

My life sucked, and it would catch up to me, and I'd just crack. — Diane Chamberlain

I can't give up. It's a rap thang. And I ain't goin back to the crack game. — Tupac Shakur

I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It's scary, this love. — Amy Poehler

Now - a profanity-spewing guttersnipe being dragged out of a crack house on Cops. I — Katja Millay

You get in a smart crack, and everyone laughs and kikis because you've found a flaw and exaggerated it, then you've got a good read going. — Dorian Corey

You growing up to be who you are is like a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk. — Anne Malcom

The feelings pile up, threatening to crack-up my chest wide-open .. — Gayle Forman

Each egg hatched a different way, but a crack at the right time speeded things up. — Anne McCaffrey

It takes both courage and talent to stand up in front of fellow human beings and make them crack a smile, and at the same time keep it clean. — Ray Comfort

Wake up: all of that 'crack in the street' talk?
It's made up, like 'Jack and the Beanstalk.' — Sean Price

I'd crack up without my music. It's the best company you can have, really. It don't say 'no' or 'maybe,' or ask no questions. — Terry McMillan

I am the hit-maker, the record-breaker. I got style and grace, a pretty face. I'll make your back crack, your liver quiver. — Dusty Rhodes

Somehow the rap game remind me of the crack game — Nas

I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up. — Bram Stoker

I'm like an American Girl doll on crack. — Katie McGarry

I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh — Sachin Tendulkar

That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, ready to crack a wry joke the next. — Colleen Gleason

Getting up at the ass-crack of dawn — Abbi Glines

So I eagerly crack open the book and can feel myself getting smarter as I turn the first few pages. — Matthew Quick

How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different" ... — Robert Reed

Her mother had failed the fat test and now she wanted whole milk? What was next, crack cocaine and peanut M&Ms? — Katie Graykowski

Coming down off crack is like the worst depression. The worst. — Ray Brown

Reviews on Goodreads and Amazon are like crack for authors. Feed your favorite writer's habit today! — Sabine Priestley

I'm not going near anything that's going in the crack of his ass! — Mina Carter

She's crack and I'm totally addicted. — Mia Storm

You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn't worry? — Kathy Bryson

Then our eyes meet and we both crack up like we're made of the same air. — Jandy Nelson

Even in times of great sadness, there are always moments where we crack up. — Selenis Leyva

Defenders get their asses kicked. Trust me. I got crack impressions on every pair of shoes I own. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Gabriel woke him up at the crack of dawn with a cup of water to the face and a kick in the ribs. — Brigid Kemmerer

I read like fiends smoke crack — Duane Swierczynski

People always think that they'll never break. They'll never give in, CIA operatives somehow crack, but not them — Kitty Thomas

I attempted briefly to consecrate myself in the public library, believing every crack in my soul could be chinked with a book. — Barbara Kingsolver

I felt a crack in my defenses - a weak place where truth knifed and twisted and pried for an opening — Julianne Donaldson

(Advice to cleaning women: Take everything that your lady gives you and say Thank you. You can leave it on the bus, in the crack.) — Lucia Berlin

There is a crack in everything — Leonard Cohen

Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it. — Groucho Marx

Pakistan is not about to crack down on terror groups or cut its military budget in order to build roads, schools and hospitals. — Stephen Kinzer

Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel. — Charles Spurgeon

A lot of good the door did. The man's pheromones oozed through the keyhole and the crack underneath the panelled wood. — Stephanie Bond

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up. — Jeff Foxworthy

I just got really desperate to pay rent. It was weird, man. I had to wrestle a fake pussy off a crack head once. — Gold Panda

Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch! — Darren Shan