The Crack Up Quotes
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Soft pillows, soft blankets, soft sheets: Her kiss? Sweet, and hard enough to crack your teeth.
— Devin Johnston
They say that politics is show business for ugly people, but as I always crack, what would I know about that? I like a challenge
— George Galloway
Lev was a clink in my armor, a crack in my wall,
— Belle Aurora
Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts?
— Chris Hardwick
Slot machines are like crack for old people.
— Keenen Ivory Wayans
Girls clamored for Caleb's attention like chimps on crack. He's got the banana that every girl wants,
— Tarryn Fisher
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
— Adam Sandler
Felix had left his heart buried in the ground years ago, but he felt it crack apart.
— Lauren DeStefano
It's just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard.
— Megan Keith
Dubai must crack down on rampant smuggling, and the U.A.E. federal government has significantly stepped up pressure.
— Elliott Abrams
I'm very good at getting up in the morning - so much of my life has been spent on film sets where we start at the crack of dawn.
— Joanna Lumley
...but the future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along.
— Chuck Klosterman
Who wouldn't prefer having breakfast in bed to getting up at the crack of dawn and having a cup of coffee in a studio makeup department?
— Rita Hayworth
Bite me. Scratch me. Cut me. Break me open, until I crack and all the ugly things fly out of my body to drench us both in sated lust. Yes.
— Nenia Campbell
You crack me right the fuck up, babe.
— Kristen Ashley
That crack in your broken heart is actually the place from where love enters inside you.
— Supriya Kaur Dhaliwal
The flies were teaching an advanced seminar in philosophy as they crawled up the crack of my ass
— Richard Brautigan
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
— Joe E. Lewis
Horrifying as it was to crack up in the public eye, it made me look at myself and fix it. People were exploitative; that's human nature.
— Margot Kidder
Lord of the universe slammed his face into his pancakes, which demolished the pancakes and the plate and put a crack in the table,
— Rick Riordan
Cos a cop asking a guy for a discount on his crack, that's screwed up. Sign of the goddamn apocalypse is what it is. — Warren Ellis
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
— Dan Castellaneta
Sure, and maybe a cabal of Victoria's Secret lingerie models would crack the secret of hydrogen fusion.
— Stephen King
Predatory. Dangerous. Confident. God, the man was her crack and her kryptonite wrapped up together in one muscular package.
— Avery Flynn
Fathers who initiate their sons' first sexual experiences by taking them to prostitutes might as well deal them a crack pipe.
— Birgit Waldschmidt
My life sucked, and it would catch up to me, and I'd just crack.
— Diane Chamberlain
I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It's scary, this love.
— Amy Poehler
You growing up to be who you are is like a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk.
— Anne Malcom
Wake up: all of that 'crack in the street' talk?It's made up, like 'Jack and the Beanstalk.' — Sean Price
I'd crack up without my music. It's the best company you can have, really. It don't say 'no' or 'maybe,' or ask no questions.
— Terry McMillan
I am the hit-maker, the record-breaker. I got style and grace, a pretty face. I'll make your back crack, your liver quiver.
— Dusty Rhodes
I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up.
— Bram Stoker
I'm like an American Girl doll on crack.
— Katie McGarry
I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh
— Sachin Tendulkar
That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, ready to crack a wry joke the next.
— Colleen Gleason
Getting up at the ass-crack of dawn
— Abbi Glines
So I eagerly crack open the book and can feel myself getting smarter as I turn the first few pages.
— Matthew Quick
How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different" ...
— Robert Reed
Her mother had failed the fat test and now she wanted whole milk? What was next, crack cocaine and peanut M&Ms?
— Katie Graykowski
Reviews on Goodreads and Amazon are like crack for authors. Feed your favorite writer's habit today!
— Sabine Priestley
She's crack and I'm totally addicted.
— Mia Storm
Defenders get their asses kicked. Trust me. I got crack impressions on every pair of shoes I own.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Gabriel woke him up at the crack of dawn with a cup of water to the face and a kick in the ribs.
— Brigid Kemmerer
I read like fiends smoke crack
— Duane Swierczynski
People always think that they'll never break. They'll never give in, CIA operatives somehow crack, but not them
— Kitty Thomas
I attempted briefly to consecrate myself in the public library, believing every crack in my soul could be chinked with a book.
— Barbara Kingsolver
I felt a crack in my defenses - a weak place where truth knifed and twisted and pried for an opening
— Julianne Donaldson
(Advice to cleaning women: Take everything that your lady gives you and say Thank you. You can leave it on the bus, in the crack.)
— Lucia Berlin
There is a crack in everything
— Leonard Cohen
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
— Groucho Marx
Pakistan is not about to crack down on terror groups or cut its military budget in order to build roads, schools and hospitals.
— Stephen Kinzer
Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.
— Charles Spurgeon
A lot of good the door did. The man's pheromones oozed through the keyhole and the crack underneath the panelled wood.
— Stephanie Bond
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
— Jeff Foxworthy
