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The central fact of Hinduism is cow protection. — Mahatma Gandhi

Science is the kind of sacred cow which theology was five hundred years ago ... — John Lukacs

You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. — Hank Aaron

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. — Bjork

When I hear somebody talk about a horse or cow being stupid; I figure it's a sure sign that the animal has somehow outfoxed them — Tom Dorrance

The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood. — Jennifer Lee

Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it! — Gelett Burgess

Cow-slaughter and man-slaughter are in my opinion two sides of the same coin. — Mahatma Gandhi

Kiss till the cow comes home. — Francis Beaumont

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter. — Dave Barry

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. — Celia Cruz

Every sacred cow in the business has to do with economics. — Gena Rowlands

Why do all Hindu boys worship their mother? Because their religion tells them to worship the cow. — Twinkle Khanna

Just because people want to eat the burger doesn't mean they want to meet the cow. — Steve Buscemi

A tiger does not ignore or slight any small animal. The way he catches a mouse and catches and devours a cow are the same. — Shunryu Suzuki

Kill the cow of your ego as quickly as you can, so that your inner spirit can come to life and attain true awareness. — Rumi

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up to them. — Elbert Hubbard

Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country ... — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

It doesn't matter how much milk you spill as long as you don't lose the cow. — Harvey MacKay

Tyson balled his fists and slammed them into the Bulls face. BAD COW! — Rick Riordan

Write about the cow, Mrs. Spaulding's heavy eyelids, the smell of vanilla flavoring in a brown bottle. That's where the magic mountains begin. — Sylvia Plath

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble. — John F. Kennedy

Many of the presidents have sworn themselves in to similarly foolish titles: Governor of Cow Pastures, Commanding General of Standing Chickens. — Karen Russell

If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you. — Richard Branson

The last thing we need is a giant magical cow running around loose. It could be total mayhem. — Brandon Mull

The Spaniards owned the cow, but others drank the milk. — Eduardo Galeano

To isolate mathematics from the practical demands of the sciences is to invite the sterility of a cow shut away from the bulls. — Pafnuty Chebyshev

I have great childhood memories cow-tipping, going off and getting lost in the bog for hours, and coming home covered in dirt. — Emily Ratajkowski

Holy cow, in the course of one week I feel like I've lived about a year! — Karlie Kloss

The cow's point of view deserves more literary attention. — Mason Cooley

I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird! — Richard Jeni

Where's your dog?' I ask quickly. 'Dawn said you had a dog. Let's take the dog out.'
'There ain't no dog,' replies Janis. — Carla H. Krueger

Wave bye-bye to your cash cow, 'cause it's leaving the pasture. — Jimmy McGill

If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick. — Lalu Prasad Yadav

Nowhere in the world would you find such skeletons of cows and bullocks as you do in our cow-worshipping India. — Mahatma Gandhi

Every cow in the world, you know, when they do what they do, you've got more carbon dioxide. — John Boehner

Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7 — John Sandford

The key to success is to find a way to stand out
to be the purple cow in a field of monochrome Holsteins. — Seth Godin

Who will sell the Cow, must say the word. — George Herbert

But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far as I can tell she's still experimenting. — Jojo Moyes

I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me. — Douglas Coupland

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour. — Bill Hicks

Gwynned lies two days westwards; still further south, the weregeld calls. Mayhap with All-Father Woden's favour, my deeds may yet inspire the skalds. — George Gordon Byron

Poor cow, you'll get your dumb man. You'll see your whole life coming at you in the back of his hand. — Elton John

The sport needs the cash cow back. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.

The best part is coming."
"What's the best part? You swallowing an entire cow whole?"
"No. That's the finale. — Stephenie Meyer

Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel. — Joan Rivers

Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you. — Mason Cooley

I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes. — Deborah Kerr

The money in politics is a cash cow for the media. — Noam Chomsky

A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies! — Bill Maher

Cow protection to me is one of the most wonderful phenomena in the human evolution. — Mahatma Gandhi

The friendly cow, all red and white, I love with all my heart; She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with apple-tart. — Robert Louis Stevenson

One Cow in Palestine is worth more than all the Jews in Poland — Yitzhak Gruenbaum

Cow protection to me is infinitely more than mere protection of the cow. — Mahatma Gandhi

Why's my name the Large Professor?
Cause I milked your cow, in other words I hit your heifer. — Extra P

The usefulness of cow-peas and soy-beans as human food has been recognized only recently in this country. — David F. Houston

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow? — Devon Aoki

For as whipp'd tops and bandied balls,
The learned hold, are animals;
So horses they affirm to be
Mere engines made by geometry — Samuel Butler

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife. — Spike Milligan

We have travelled a long distance from the cow with a bucket of raw milk under its udder. We are a long way from home.' This — Deborah Levy

It's all right to pull the cow out of the mud on Sunday, provided that you don't push him in on Saturday night. — Harold B. Lee

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. — Ogden Nash

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford. — Ambrose Bierce

Cow - Tanith Low — Derek Landy

They were as done as our Waffle King after the Cow Incident of '97. — Alessandra Torre

No longer diverted by other emotions, I work the way a cow grazes. — Kathe Kollwitz

You're not crazy. And yes, cow farts chase the fog away. The only problem is the smell. — L.R.W. Lee

Hera the cow queen, — Rick Riordan

When I see a cow, it is not an animal to eat, it is a poem of pity for me and I worship it and I shall defend its worship against the whole world. — Mahatma Gandhi

We cry for cow protection in the name of religion, but we refuse protection to the human cow in the shape of the girl-widow. — Mahatma Gandhi

Polite Conversation Why, everyone one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. — Jonathan Swift

Writing like this is a little like milking a cow: the milk is so rich and delicious, and the cow is so glad you did it. — Anne Lamott

We cannot ignore the meaning of mad cow. It is one more warning about unintended consequences, about human arrogance and the blind worship of science. — Eric Schlosser

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. — Ambrose Bierce

Butter was plastered on to the roll with no regard for the hard labor of the cow — Kate Atkinson

When angry, count to Zen. — Leonard Scheff

A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food. — John Harvey Kellogg

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. — Tommy Douglas

A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow. — Edward Abbey

We don't have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it's a non-problem in the United States. — Paul Brown

His hands were freezing, but he couldn't milk with gloves.
"Sorry about the cold hands, old girl," he apologized to the cow before he started. — Carolyn Brown

It's better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a cow. — Stan Shih

Don't eat a beefsteak. If you do the eyes of that cow will pursue you through all eternity. — James Joyce

The crop always seems better in our neighbor's field, and our neighbor's cow gives more milk. — Ovid

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. — Ralph Nader

The cow is the purest type of sub-human life. — Mahatma Gandhi

How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire. — Mel Smith

Ian Kabra had charm, wealth, and stunning good looks. But he couldn't move one stubborn cow out of the middle of the road. — Clifford Riley

Ghafoor came from a modest family in a nearby village and had been given to the palace in exchange for a cow. — Nadia Hashimi

It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a little cheese. — Henri Cartier-Bresson

You haven't the brains God gave a cow, — Faith Hunter

Man, through the cow, is enjoined to realize his identity with all that lives. — Mahatma Gandhi

When the land is cultivated entirely by the spade and no horses are kept, a cow is kept for every three acres of land. — John Stuart Mill

[H]istory viewed from the inside is always a dark, digestive mess, far different from the easily recognizable cow viewed from afar by historians. — Dan Simmons

Behind the semi-elliptical bar four cowboys who had never been near a cow sang western songs which sounded as if they had originated in the far east. — Ross Macdonald

By ahimsa we will be able to save the cow and also win the friendship of the English. — Mahatma Gandhi

My mind is a sacred cow / bleeding in the ellipsis. — Tomaz Salamun

We have tried to make it clear that the United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it is kicked in the flanks. — Dean Rusk

The cow can be saved only if buffalo-breeding is given up. — Mahatma Gandhi