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The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Robert Preston: I worked as a parking lot attendant for

I worked as a parking lot attendant for a while and a delivery boy and two or three other things, but none of them seemed just right. — Robert Preston

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Jarod Kintz: I left Mermaid's Bar and Grill about 2:00

I left Mermaid's Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot. — Jarod Kintz

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Outside, the bare trees surrounding the parking lot

Outside, the bare trees surrounding the parking lot rattled like a thousand dry bones. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Don King: Only in america will you see people circling

Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym. — Don King

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Blake Nelson: If I had to describe Trish, I would

If I had to describe Trish, I would say: "high school parking lot." She smokes. She wears too much makeup. She probably gives great hand jobs. — Blake Nelson

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Jarod Kintz: My office window overlooks a parking lot. I've

My office window overlooks a parking lot. I've got the best view on the whole submarine. — Jarod Kintz

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Angela Kinsey: I bring my bike to work, and I

I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break. — Angela Kinsey

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Dan Harris: Your demons may have been ejected from the

Your demons may have been ejected from the building, but they're out in the parking lot, doing push-ups.) — Dan Harris

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Brent Schlender: should go see Steve," he whispered in his

should go see Steve," he whispered in his ear. "He's out in the parking lot crying. — Brent Schlender

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Jennifer Loren: Oh, that boy is in so much trouble.'

Oh, that boy is in so much trouble.' Exie screeches out of the parking lot as if Jerran can hear her. — Jennifer Loren

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By R.C. Sproul: When you enter the voting booth, don't leave

When you enter the voting booth, don't leave your Christianity in the parking lot. — R.C. Sproul

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Anne Eliot: After all the work and lies - and

After all the work and lies - and lotion - it took to get me into this parking lot, I'm not going home without more success to add to my list. — Anne Eliot

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Bill O'Reilly: Does anyone know where the Best Men are?

Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps. — Bill O'Reilly

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Al Jourgensen: I'm a very firm believer in karma, and

I'm a very firm believer in karma, and put it this way: I get a lot of good parking spots. — Al Jourgensen

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! — Jeff Foxworthy

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Brooks Robinson: I'm a Major League 3rd Baseman. If you

I'm a Major League 3rd Baseman. If you want to go play in parking lot, I'm suppose to stop the ball. — Brooks Robinson

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Anthony Bourdain: Unlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking

Unlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking lot. Good idea? Yes, of course it is. — Anthony Bourdain

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Eli Roth: Much of my youth was spent in the

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts. — Eli Roth

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Alessandra Torre: The old Piggly Wiggly parking lot rented for

The old Piggly Wiggly parking lot rented for the trailers. — Alessandra Torre

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Joni Mitchell: They paved paradise and put up a parking

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot. — Joni Mitchell

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Kerrelyn Sparks: A breeze wafted over her face, and she

A breeze wafted over her face, and she realized she was in the parking lot next to Jean-Luc's BMW. She must have — Kerrelyn Sparks

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Gavin Brown: CHELL FROM PORTAL would shoot a portal through

CHELL FROM PORTAL would shoot a portal through the window into the parking lot, another one under her feet, and jump through to freedom. Strategic — Gavin Brown

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Rachel Maddow: Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs

Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated. — Rachel Maddow

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Justin Halpern: Your friends' parents drive like assholes. Tell them

Your friends' parents drive like assholes. Tell them it's an elementary school parking lot, not downtown fucking Manhattan. — Justin Halpern

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Steven Pressfield: It's better to be in the arena, getting

It's better to be in the arena, getting stomped by the bull, than to be up in the stands or out in the parking lot. — Steven Pressfield

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Joseph Fink: Beyond the window was the parking lot and

Beyond the window was the parking lot and beyond that the desert, and beyond that the sky, mostly void, partially stars. Layered — Joseph Fink

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Homer: You know those balls that they put on

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! — Homer

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Leonard Scheff: When angry, count to Zen.

When angry, count to Zen. — Leonard Scheff

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By A.S. King: Here's my using dickwad in a sentence. Greg

Here's my using dickwad in a sentence. Greg is such a dickwad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn't a real Vocab word.) — A.S. King

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Julie Gregory: Books are my friends, where it's okay to

Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk, peel out in the parking lot, tip cows. — Julie Gregory

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Jennine Capo Crucet: A stack of banged-up grocery carts humped each

A stack of banged-up grocery carts humped each other in a metal orgy in the far corner of the new Sedano's parking lot. — Jennine Capo Crucet

The Cow In The Parking Lot Quotes By Michael Lewis: As a former gas station attendant, parking lot

As a former gas station attendant, parking lot attendant, medical resident and current Goldman Sachs screwee, I am offended. — Michael Lewis