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It was as though the darkness was a sheet of raw cookie dough and someone had just taken a cookie cutter and made a child-sized shape out of it. — Lauren Oliver

Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine. — Lisa Scottoline

Every day in New York City is a test. Work hard and pass this test, you get a chocolate cookie. From a strange man on the subway. A man without pants. — Christy Hall

I'm a smart enough person to know that I don't want everyone to be cookie-cutter versions of the nine guys who wear Converse sneakers. — Mindy Kaling

The next time you come to the Cookie Jar, the coffee's on me. You could probably bottle that stuff of yours and sell it for rat poison. — Joanne Fluke

You're not standing on your head! Have a cookie. - Grimspite in Jinx on the Divide — Elizabeth Kay

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it. — Hector Elizondo

To be honest, I can't wait to be a dad. I really hope that that's how the cookie crumbles for me. — Lucas Neff

Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life. — Charles Handy

The Chocolate Chip Cookie makes it healthy. Obviously. — Anonymous Rachel

The cookie maker needs someone to look out for him. — Kim Harrison

In the age of hyper technology and cookie crumbs, you can only trust a man in a mask. Everyone else has too much to lose. — Wayne Gladstone

Nothing sets the world right like slightly melted chocolate from a fresh-baked cookie. — Julie Wetzel

Noodle snapped. No more cookies in the cookie jar. — Stacey Marie Brown

There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies. — J.D. Robb

He's like a cookie; rough around the edges, soft on the inside. He's such a surprising guy. — Delia Delaney

I don't believe that everybody is out of some kind of cookie cutter, so the thing that protects me is always being level with myself, even to myself. — Chuck D

Change is seen as something evil only by those who have lost their youth or sense of humor." That was Cookie Mueller on the East Village, 1985. The — Sari Botton

And thats the way it was and thats the way the cookie crumbles — Tupac Shakur

You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me. — Merrill Markoe

Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat. — Mignon McLaughlin

I am the head cookie bitch and this is my party. — Ann Pearlman

The point is it's such a great feeling to scarf cookies with abandon like Cookie Monster.
Truly, he is the role model for us all.
AWESOME! — Neil Pasricha

At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.' — Conan O'Brien

I love you more than the cookie monster loves cookies. — Truth Devour

If people would only *Look to the Cookie* - all our problems would be solved — Jerry Seinfeld

The cookie-verse is infinite — Dorie Greenspan

The final act of business judgment is intuitive. — Alfred P. Sloan

Breakfast will be ready in ten," Cookie said, "with a few added nutrients from the floor. — Darynda Jones

I am still convinced that a good, simple, homemade cookie is preferable to all the store-bought cookies one can find. — James Beard

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. — Debbi Fields

The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies. — Criss Jami

I looked up at Ellen and her not-glowing pentagram. Harm none is the rule, Ellen: bad witch, no cookie. — Laurell K. Hamilton

I'm also staring at the fortune cookie. Its got a lot of blood on it and I shrug and say, as jovially as I can, Oh, you know me. — Bret Easton Ellis

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. — Dave Barry

Josh: Just because you're not looking for something doesn't mean you won't find it.
Sean: Well, aren't you quite the fucking fortune cookie. — Shannon Stacey

Colonel, I'm giving you a direct order. Eat the fucking cookie. — John Scalzi

You two are perfect together, like you were made from the same cookie batter. — Dannika Dark

Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned. — Ilona Andrews

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks. — Rodney Dangerfield

A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life. — Jean-Claude Van Damme

If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop. — James Broughton

I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar — Allen West

That's the way it crumbles, cookie-wise — Billy Wilder

In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips. — Salman Rushdie

The Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookie was an unexpected, unplanned pop culture phenomena. My father went from star-maker to star. — Shawn Amos

level. The part that shares the last double chocolate chip cookie or donates to charity or gives a — Nicola Yoon

She is not a cookie. Neither is she a biscuit, a PopTart, Sweet TART, apple tart, or any other kind of pastry. She is my apprentice. — Jim Butcher

The thoughts just before the event are like the fortune in the cookie. The fortune's as random as the thought. — Adam Ross

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley

I wanted always to appear strong and in control ... Then the cookie began to crumble. — Chris Evert

There's a time I can recall
Four years old and three feet tall
Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar
And both were out of reach — Hilary Weeks

Don't expect the answers overnight. This isn't a fortune cookie.
- The Duke to Delaine; discussing dating after divorce, Chapter 9 — Delaine Moore

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz

Fiction is but a moment of bliss that takes the pain away...Like a cookie for the soul... — Leona Keyoko Pink

The cookie-cutter liberal, the standard operating procedure liberal, is really a giant ignoramus. I mean that seriously. They're really ignorant. — Rush Limbaugh

In the Fortune Cookie of Life, I don't want to be known as anonymous. — Julie Eberhart Painter

What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie?
Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life. — Veronica Roth

I'll eat one cookie, not a whole box of cookies. But I'll still eat the one cookie ... sometimes two, or even three. But not the whole box. — Kate Winslet

The Phillies in the 1960s had shortstop Bobby Wine and second baseman Cookie Rojas, a period known as the Days of Wine and Rojas. — Tim Kurkjian

Here, said the nuggety bald fixture. You look dry as a camel's cookie. — Tim Winton

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. — Suze Orman

I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake. — Jenny Han

God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day. — Sinclair B. Ferguson

More of a cookie person, myself. No offense to the other baked goods. I just like cookies. — Victoria Schwab

Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie ... in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have. — Amy Krouse Rosenthal

Louis's favorite restaurant is Pizza Hut, "because of the Cookie Dough desert — Victoria Douglas

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. — Bill Vaughan

Everybody, even those that don't like Chinese food, knew that you had to eat the cookie for the fortune to come true. And so he did. — Justin Swapp

Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster, — Steven Pinker

Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ... — E.A. Bucchianeri

Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman. — Darynda Jones

Sometimes me think what is love,
and then me think love is what last cookie is for.
Me give up the last cookie for you. — Mike Pantuso

Everyone tries to look a cookie-cutter kind of way, and actually the people who look different are the ones who get picked up. — Meryl Streep

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls. — Robert Orben

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff. — Sandra Bullock

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder. — Robert Orben

IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie. — Joanne Fluke

Life goes different ways for different people. Some people's lives are formed by a cookie cutter and some are immediately tossed from the kitchen. — Trent Zelazny

I kept the coffee pot in my office on the pretense of monitoring Cookie's caffeine intake. Actually, it was my answer to potpourri. — Darynda Jones

This blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can pull off. — David Levithan

Kissing Travis was like licking raw cookie dough off the spoon; it might be bad for her, but it was too delicious to care. — Codi Gary

The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie. — Kelly Creagh

It's all about what you feel on the inside - and I'm feeling like a chocolate chip cookie because I had about ten of them last night! — Amber Benson