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Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!
— J.K. Rowling
One does not simply ring Roland.
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews
I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.
— Dane Cook
When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have nothing to play with.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!
— Rodney Dangerfield
When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy's voice said, Oh ... You are in so much trouble.
— Rick Riordan
You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.
— Elbert Hubbard
As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.
— Woody Allen
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings ... Boy With Pail ... Kitten On Fire.
— Steven Wright
Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic
— L.R. Currell
Have they built cities on the moon?" another boy asked hopefully.
"We left some garbage and a flag there in the sixties, but thats about it. — Ransom Riggs
"We left some garbage and a flag there in the sixties, but thats about it. — Ransom Riggs
A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident.
— Adam Young
She must have been very anxious about a first boy friend to fall in love with a Colgate boy
— Haidji
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
— Rodney Dangerfield
"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too."
— Charles Dickens
I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.
— Mike Birbiglia
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
— Rodney Dangerfield
If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too.
— C.J. Redwine
If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are.
— Cassandra Clare
Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. "Watch the suit," he said, glaring. Oh, boy.
— Michelle Hodkin
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
— Rodney Dangerfield
The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle.
— Natasha Boyd
Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy?
— Jaclyn Moriarty
Manners, boy. I'll beat them into you if I have to.
— Lori Foster
I always loved that boy as if he'd been my
my
my own grandfather. — Charles Dickens
my
my own grandfather. — Charles Dickens