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Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor. — Jaleigh Johnson

The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. — Vance Bourjaily

If life is unfair with everyone, doesn't that make life fair — Thabang Gideon Magaola

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. — Doug Stanhope

Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke — Rachel Cohn

There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life. — Pierce Brosnan

Rina's always claimed that I expect too little from life," Standard said.
"Then at least you'll never be disappointed. — James Sallis

I hate that there's never anyting good on TV on Saturday afternoons. It's like even the networks are trying to get you off your ass and have a life. — Julie Murphy

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. — Julia Sweeney

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text. — Lindsey Kelk

Life is about more that quotes about life — John Chaplin

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. — C.S. Lewis

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It's like scientists aren't even trying! — Tanya Masse

I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Scientist say that music can change the speed of a heartbeat. They failed to add: so can a text message. — Holly Smale

Funny how, when one part of your life falls away, the other bits that are left start looking rather feeble. — Mhairi McFarlane

It's funny how the night that changes your life forever starts out like all the others. — Marisha Pessl

It's funny how you can have a broken heart while you're still with someone that you're madly in love with. Life fucks us hard like that. — Christine Celis

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable. — Carrie Fisher

That was a funny thing about friends, Marylin thought. You could know a person practically your whole life and she could still surprise you. — Frances O'Roark Dowell

I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. — Nicole McKay

I'm a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up. — Dora J. Arod

The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long. — Frankie Boyle

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman! — C. JoyBell C.

It's not surprising that you wouldn't see that side of me on television, but in real life I find the world to be quite a funny place. — Gwen Ifill

That's the funny thing about life...you don't know you're missing something. Then when you get it, you don't know what you'd do without it. — D.K. Hamilton

Funny how when life was that simple, you never really realized how lucky you were. — Jenny Downham

When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny. — Kim Young-kwang

What you discover about life's shell game is that it's hardest to follow the pea when you're the pea. — Robert Breault

Therefore, you might end up, like be dead, with still having that notion of 'not giving up' in your mind. — Jay Mark D. Saga-ad

Just remember that a pat on the back is only 18 inches from a kick in the behind. — Rex W. Tillerson

Never in his life had he hit a girl, nor would he. But, right now, he wanted to kick that NSA cutie in the ass cheek. — Shane Scollins

Jane's novels are so true to life that even two centuries later they are fresh and funny and, yes, relevant as ever. — Margaret Sullivan

Life is funny like that, making us pay for the same stupid mistakes even after we've learned from them thoroughly. — R.K. Lilley

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' — Conan O'Brien

There was this funny thing of anything could happen now that we realized everything had. — Raymond Carver

It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.) — John Duover

The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever. — Russell M. Nelson

Are you trying to be subtle? Because I know you're talking about the honeybunnyless prom tragedy that is my life. — John Green

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money? — Ogden Nash

Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE — A.O. Storm

Why must this be so mortifying? Oh, that's right. Because its my life. — Tessa Dare

Funny how it worked out like that, isn't it? Funny how one life can affect another, and then that life affects the one after it and on and on. — Mia Sheridan

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities. — Greg Behrendt

I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny. — Doug Stanhope

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program. — Jeanne Calment

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway. — Jim Davis

I think that i was a rat in rat wheel in my previous life ... can not forget the habit — Hiroko Sakai

Sometimes I feel that the only concept of fairness in our society is creams like fair & lovely or fair & handsome. — Jeroninio Almeida

We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! — Criss Jami

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland

Funny thing about life is that it never turns out the way you want it to. — S.L. Jennings

Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong. — Alanis Morissette

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life. — Zach Galifianakis

The art of living. Isn't that a funny expression? — Anne Frank

That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life. — Angelina Jolie

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. — Jennifer Lopez

If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay. — Tom Hanks

Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah, — Patrick Thomas

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. — Quentin Crisp

We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home — Thabang Gideon Magaola

I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good. — Whoopi Goldberg

Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent's past, there's leftover booze and contraceptives. — Bauvard

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story. — David Spade

Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face. — Gwenn Wright

I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny. — David M. Evans

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. — Isaac Asimov

Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance. — Antonio Porchia

I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it. — John Darnielle

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you. — Ted Danson

Baby, the fact that you know that's funny is going to save your whole life. — Carrie Fisher

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil. — Henry Ward Beecher

What's funny is that you can think you really value your life until you almost lose it. — Alan Alda

Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it. — Patti LaBelle

I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels. — Stellan Skarsgard

Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable. — Kyle Johnson

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett

My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way — Ali Shariati

The funny thing is, in reality we all just presume that life is going to happen when we wake up in the morning. What if it didn't? — A. Antares

Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am. — Victoria Denault

Is there any good news?' Tesla said.
Who ever promised that? Who ever said there'd be good news? — Clive Barker

So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life. — Piper Perabo

Life has played some funny tricks on me and taken me on a wild ride. How did I ever get into this wonderful mess that is my life? — Bo Derek

Funny how different life could be, so many things that make you take one route instead of another. If only we could live them all. — Peter F. Hamilton

In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do. — Eraldo Banovac

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights) — Eve Kagan

Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh. — Rebecca McNutt

My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that, — Gilda Radner

That was before I'd started thinking about how life stuck on a ship wouldn't be so bad if Elder walked around pantless more. — Beth Revis

I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that. — Brett Gelman

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. — Aaron McGruder