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You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.
— Jerry Coleman
Don DeLillo's 'White Noise,' which I read when I was 19. It showed me that a book can be funny as hell and deadly serious.
— Kevin Barry
He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.
— Filippo Bologna
There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart
— Virginia Macgregor
Men were good for one thing only. Killing spiders. Other than that, I was on my own. It was sad though. Where was the chivalry of yesteryear?
— Kate Carlisle
I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet.
— Chelsea Handler
I know it's hard on her. If I don't tell her she'll kill me." He pauses. "That was supposed to be funny.
— Julie Anne Peters
The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!
— Hailee Steinfeld
If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
— Jerry Coleman
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
— Geraldine Ferraro
And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose.
— Gary Paulsen
When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny.
— Roseanne Barr
The only real significance she had attached to the memory was that it was funny what stuck with you.
— David Foster Wallace
The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator.
— Bassem Youssef
There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos.
— Scott Douglas
I couldn't believe it. That was the first time I had ever seen somebody celebrate for a whole 40-second clock. That was ridiculous.
— Charles Woodson
If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater.
— Steve Coogan
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
— Lewis Black
Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.
— Jerry Coleman
It was funny because she thought of herself as a good team player, although sometimes she suspected that no one else on her team did.
— Kate Atkinson
Some days you were the bitch and some days you were shit that came out of the bitch's toy poodle. Today was one of those days I was the latter.
— Stacey Marie Brown
I was fine till the finger, I say to myself, as I shift to reverse. You don't flip off Gilbert Grape. Let that be known.
— Peter Hedges
I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.
— Dannika Dark
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
— Russell Beland
Stop teasing you two," Suzy jumped in, "not all of Kathy's ideas are wacky.""Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment? — E.A. Bucchianeri
The Americans are like shadows . . . frightening until you finally touch them and realize that their image was their power all along.
— Mark Henshaw
I played myself in an Aziz Ansari comedy, and that was funny to see how they saw me ... flowing scarves and a flourish of pink! Eek!
— Colin Salmon
That was magic for you, right? The thing about magic, the real kind: it didn't make excuses, and it was never funny.
— Lev Grossman
Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him.
— Molly Harper
I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it was an electrical fault. Five arsonists in one school and it ends up being something so technically boring.
— Melina Marchetta
It seemed that it was not only live magicians which Mr. Norrell despised. He had taken the measure of all the dead ones too and found them wanting.
— Susanna Clarke
You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ... ? I wonder what I was blushing about?
— Gracie Allen
When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.
— Esther Williams
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone.
— James M. Barrie
Everybody wanted to be depressed. But your depression was supposed to be funny, too, and that was what had proved too much for Dolores.
— Mary Gaitskill
I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu at the yoga studio would call kismet. That's like fate, but much more dramatic.
— Robin Palmer
She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over.
— Jonathan Tropper
Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you really mean to start before the break of day?
— J.R.R. Tolkien
Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is. It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
— Tommy Cooper
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
— Dave Chappelle
The guy had guts - I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.
— Rob Thurman
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. — Steven Wright
That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato.
— Eugene Ormandy
I was often the only white girl in the Indian dance class. That felt funny, but doing Indian dance was great.
— Roselee Goldberg
The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.
— Ozzy Osbourne
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.
— Zooey Deschanel
I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it.
— John Darnielle
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
she was enveloped by a wave of calm. Funny how just seeing the giant logo of an apple with a bite out of it did that to her.
— Michelle Gagnon
Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
— Jerry Coleman
Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
— Zach Galifianakis
Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick.
— Simon Dunn
It was funny, in a twisted sort of way, that night I gained my future was the same night I lost my past.
— Kelley R. Martin
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
— Henny Youngman
I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.
— Jamie Foxx
His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel. Or a whore.
— Michael Dobbs
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!
— MaryJanice Davidson
I thought that was a really childish idea. So I did it.
— John Duover
I knew I was in deep shit. I didn't know how deep - just that I still hadn't touched bottom.
— Sol Luckman
My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that.
— Peter Jacobson
...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands.
— K.R. Grace
Whoa, who was that?""Madison Stone," Kiara mutters.
"Introduce me to her."
"Why?"
Because I know it'll annoy the shit out of you. — Simone Elkeles
It's a funny thing to miss people before you've even left them, but that's what I was feeling now.
— Cora Carmack
I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.
— Edmund Hillary
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself."
— Johnny Carson
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana