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Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I have seen galaxies die. I have watched

I have seen galaxies die. I have watched atoms dance. But until I had the dark behind the eyes, I didn't know the death from the dance. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: YOU'RE ONLY PUTTING OFF THE INEVITABLE, he said.That's

YOU'RE ONLY PUTTING OFF THE INEVITABLE, he said.
That's what being alive is all about. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: THERE IS NO JUSTICE" said Death "JUST ME

THERE IS NO JUSTICE" said Death "JUST ME — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It's not morbid to talk about death. Most

It's not morbid to talk about death. Most people don't worry about death, they worry about a bad death. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do

Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: The beagle and the kobold approached, walking out

The beagle and the kobold approached, walking out of the dusty distance. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I MAY HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF SOME FLICKER OF

I MAY HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF SOME FLICKER OF EMOTION IN THE RECENT PAST, said Death, BUT I CAN GIVE IT UP ANY TIME I LIKE. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT

WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED? — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: There is no hope for the future, said

There is no hope for the future, said Death — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: And what would humans be without love?RARE, said

And what would humans be without love?
RARE, said Death. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It's certain death anyway, said Ridcully. That's the

It's certain death anyway, said Ridcully. That's the thing about Death, certainty. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It had to be Death. No-one else went

It had to be Death. No-one else went around with empty eye sockets and, of course, the scythe over one shoulder was another clue. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I really should talk to him. He's had

I really should talk to him. He's had a near-death experience!"
"We all have. It's called living."
(Hogfather) — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Just to keep the bad dreams at bay,

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: IT WASN'T STEALING. IT WAS JUST ... REDISTRIBUTION.

IT WASN'T STEALING. IT WAS JUST ... REDISTRIBUTION. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Do you know how wizards like to be

Do you know how wizards like to be buried?"
"Yes!"
"Well, how?"
Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs.
"Reluctantly. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: You can't kill me, I've got a magic

You can't kill me, I've got a magic ... AAAARGH ! — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: The wages of sin is death but so

The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: YOU FEAR TO DIE?It's not that I don't

YOU FEAR TO DIE?
It's not that I don't want ... I mean, I've always ... it's just that life is a habit that's hard to break ... — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: A skeleton, even a walking one, is at

A skeleton, even a walking one, is at least human; Death of a sort lurks inside every living creature. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Teatime put a comforting arm around his shoulders.

Teatime put a comforting arm around his shoulders. "Don't worry," he said. "I'm on your side. A violent death is the last thing that'll happen to you. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT

IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: HAVE YOU EVER BITTEN REDHOT ICE CUBE? THAT'S

HAVE YOU EVER BITTEN REDHOT ICE CUBE? THAT'S CURRY. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: DEAFNESS DOESN'T PREVENT COMPOSERS HEARING THE MUSIC. IT

DEAFNESS DOESN'T PREVENT COMPOSERS HEARING THE MUSIC. IT PREVENTS THEM HEARING THE DISTRACTIONS. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: The reaper does not listen to the harvest.

The reaper does not listen to the harvest. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE

OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR? — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Tezumen are the only people who beat themselves

Tezumen are the only people who beat themselves to death with their own suicide notes. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It is often said that before you die

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It is said that your life flashes before

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS?

DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Death, although exceptionally busy at all times, decided

Death, although exceptionally busy at all times, decided that He now had a hobby. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: SOD YOU, THEN, Death said.

SOD YOU, THEN, Death said. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: His words drifted across Death's scythe and split

His words drifted across Death's scythe and split tidily into two ribbons of consonants and vowels. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Wizards, like cats, can see Death.

Wizards, like cats, can see Death. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: WITCHES ARE MATRILINEAL, said Death. THEY FIND IT

WITCHES ARE MATRILINEAL, said Death. THEY FIND IT MUCH EASIER TO CHANGE MEN THAN TO CHANGE NAMES. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It was said that life was cheap in

It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Mort: How do you get all these coins?Death:

Mort: How do you get all these coins?
Death: IN PAIRS — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: We are as gods to beasts of the

We are as gods to beasts of the field. We order the time of their birth and the time of their death. Between times, we have a duty. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: No one is actually dead until the ripples

No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away ... — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Death was hereditary.You got it from your ancestors.

Death was hereditary.
You got it from your ancestors. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Fantasy is uni-age. You can start it in

Fantasy is uni-age. You can start it in the creche, and it follows you to death. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS.

I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Oh, yes, sir. And the Soul Cake Duck.

Oh, yes, sir. And the Soul Cake Duck. And the Sandman. And Death. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: He said that there was death and taxes,

He said that there was death and taxes, and taxes was worse, because at least death didn't happen to you every year. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: He'd been wrong, there was a light at

He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: How do you get all those coins? asked

How do you get all those coins? asked Mort.
IN PAIRS. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Do you not know that a man is

Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken? — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: If words had weight, a single sentence from

If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: HAS IT NEVER STRUCK YOU THAT THE CONCEPT

HAS IT NEVER STRUCK YOU THAT THE CONCEPT OF A WRITTEN NARRATIVE IS SOMEWHAT STRANGE? said Death. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I could lend you a very fast horse"

I could lend you a very fast horse" - Death — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Excuse me, sir, but are you Death?" C

Excuse me, sir, but are you Death?" C — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I have no fear of death whatsoever. I

I have no fear of death whatsoever. I suspect that few people do, what they all fear is what might happen in the years or months before death. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Despite rumor, Death isn't cruelmerely terribly, terribly good

Despite rumor, Death isn't cruel
merely terribly, terribly good at his job. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: NO ONE GETS PARDONED FOR LIVING.

NO ONE GETS PARDONED FOR LIVING. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: One of my predecessors used to have people

One of my predecessors used to have people torn to death by wild tortoises. It was not a quick death. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Death was just like going into another room.

Death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when you shout, "Where's my clean socks?," no one answers. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT

DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE.
-Death — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: When it's time to stop living, I will

When it's time to stop living, I will certainly make Death my number one choice! — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Death grinned. In order to fear, you had

Death grinned. In order to fear, you had to be a me. Don't let anything happen to me. That was the song of fear. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: IN MY EXPERIENCE, SUSAN, WITHIN THEIR HEADS TOO

IN MY EXPERIENCE, SUSAN, WITHIN THEIR HEADS TOO MANY HUMANS SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THE MIDDLE OF WARS THAT HAPPENED CENTURIES AGO. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."
Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I recall no arrangement, Mau, no bargain, covenant,

I recall no arrangement, Mau, no bargain, covenant, agreement or promise. There is what happens, and what does not happen. There is no 'should — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Being Ymor's right-hand man was like being gently

Being Ymor's right-hand man was like being gently flogged to death with scented bootlaces. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I dare say that quite a few people

I dare say that quite a few people have contemplated death for reasons that much later seemed to them to be quite minor. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: You're just as dead if you fall from

You're just as dead if you fall from forty feet as you are from four thousand fathoms, that's what I say. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Making money is good, but there's no pockets

Making money is good, but there's no pockets in a shroud. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death.

DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Falling down a flight of steps with a

Falling down a flight of steps with a dagger in your back is a disease caused by unwise opening of the mouth. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I am death, not taxes. I turn up

I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: We who think we are about to die

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I WAS NOT EXPECTING A NAC MAC FEEGLE

I WAS NOT EXPECTING A NAC MAC FEEGLE TODAY, said Death. OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE WORN PROTECTIVE CLOTHING, HA HA. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Horses, Death felt, shouldn't grin. Any horse that

Horses, Death felt, shouldn't grin. Any horse that was grinning was planning something. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU

HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death) — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: If I knew that I could die, I

If I knew that I could die, I would live. My life, my death, my choice. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Death Quotes By Terry Pratchett: And he goes around killing people?" said Mort.

And he goes around killing people?" said Mort. He shook his head. "There's no justice."
Death sighed. No, he said ... there's just me. — Terry Pratchett