Tequila Quotes: top 77 famous quotes about Tequila

Tequila Quotes & Sayings

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No, tequila makes me throw up. Vodka makes my clothes fall off." I grin and sip my water. "You might want to take notes. — Kristen Proby

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila. — Mark Z. Danielewski

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine. — Craig Ferguson

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. — Sanjaya Malakar

When people talk about someone you have preconceived judgments. — Tila Tequila

If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila. — Alida Nugent

Tequila--a sure cure for monogamy. — Lois Greiman

At least the tequila's not blue. Right Lucy? — Joan Rylen

You can't have a conversation with someone who's intimidated by you all the time. — Tila Tequila

Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt. — Saleem Sharma

I'm one of the girls that you would love to have in your group of friends. — Tila Tequila

Whoever I'm with, that's the person I'm with. That's the way I'm wired. — Tila Tequila

I do whatever my heart tells me to do. — Tila Tequila

This is so cliche, but my beauty icon would have to be Angelina Jolie. She looks like she wears natural makeup, but she's still beautiful. — Tila Tequila

I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew ... so I replaced it with tequila. — Hugh Laurie

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. — George Carlin

How'd you get through yesterday, though?"
"Running away, you, sarcasm, violence, and last but not least, tequila. — Kylie Scott

Have you been drinking, Ms. Brycin?" "Does a bottle of tequila laced with heroin count? I also had some battery fluid ... was that not a good thing? — Stacey Marie Brown

You smell like tequila and sexual repression, Caroline. — Alice Clayton

I don't want any dog to be put down. — Tila Tequila

There is a great independence, and a confident immunity to risk, in all drinks made out of cactus. — Alan LeMay

As long as I'm not hurting anybody, I don't think that anything I do is wrong. — Tila Tequila

That's the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we're making margaritas — JoAnne Kenrick

It wasn't the tequila and oxy. You really are that fucking gorgeous. — Adrian Phoenix

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different — Tre Cool

Reading Ellen's hilarious new book. Thirsty for tequila. — Ellen DeGeneres

And no one drank just one shot of tequila. — Kristin Hannah

I just sit around at home, and I have nothing to do, so I am on the Internet all the time. — Tila Tequila

We're your friends. Your shit became our shit when you drank my tequila and stripped down to your bra.
Boss, Shocking Heaven — D.H. Sidebottom

You're lucky this is a big night for you, Bliss. Normally, nobody gets between me and my tequila. — Cora Carmack

On a daily basis, jeans and t-shirt is still sexy, but it doesn't look like you're trying too hard. — Tila Tequila

When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party. — Nefertiti Faraj

An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila. — Tori Amos

I'm gonna need a strap-on, a dildo, some lube, condoms, and more of that tequila. — Kendall Grey

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough. — Jimmy Buffett

Ricky was a young boy, he had a heart of stone./Tequila in his heartbeat, his veins burned gasoline./18 and life you got it. — Skid Row

My fans and people who know of my character want to see me become more successful. — Tila Tequila

I'm not about hurting the person I'm with. — Tila Tequila

Like something Disney might have envisioned if he'd taken a dose of LSD, backed up with a serving of psilocybin mushrooms, and a quart of tequila. — Faith Hunter

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila. — Mitch Ratcliffe

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. — Dylan Moran

I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.' — Justine Bateman

I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl. — Wendy Higgins

Never date a man who can't out-drink you in tequila. — Gina L. Maxwell

When somebody says something bad about you, they feel bad about themselves in some way. — Tila Tequila

Tequila is like acid in a glass. — Greg Proops

Tequila often gave people the desire to tackle the impossible. It did not, however, make impossible possible — Darynda Jones

If you think the hangover from tequila shots is bad, wait till you've had junkie blood. — Cyma Rizwaan Khan

I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper! — Bella Heathcote

When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila! — Reg Dixon

We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila. — Justin Timberlake

Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters. — Saru Singhal

I have found that the tools for my trade- writing, are very basic: paper, a pen, time, food and perhaps a little tequila... — Jose N. Harris

Tequila! Would you not think fallen angels would be immune to it."
"Fallen, hate that word! I prefer..misplaced — Paul Guildea

I knew out of high school I didn't want to go to college. I knew what whatever I did wouldn't have anything to do with college. — Tila Tequila

When I was still in high school I knew I wanted to live in California. — Tila Tequila

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that. — Tila Tequila

You don't want to be in a relationship with someone who's scared of you. — Tila Tequila

These girls probably use double negatives and watch "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" with their babies instead of reading Eric Carle. — Natalie Taylor

Other than tequila and wine, other forms of alcohol are not Paleo. Stick to red wine and agave tequila. — Anil Jaya

Take life with a pinch of salt
A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime
Do nothing at all
But take your time — John Walter Bratton

I'm shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don't have that. — Tila Tequila

I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters. — Conrad Hall

Tequila doesn't ask you to talk about your problems. Tequila and I have always gotten along. — Kimberly Lauren

Must. Be. Stronger. Than. Tequila. Oh, honey, how many times have those words been said? — Carrie Ann Ryan

There was something about Mikie that made me want to trust him. It might have been the Centanario Anejo. — Nadja Baer

Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles. — Rachel Hollis

But my humble opinion is, I'm not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though, if tequila is legal, pot should probably be legal. — Ted Demme

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White

I'm a woman, so I'm going to be woman as much as I can. — Tila Tequila

At least you don't need a prescription for tequila. — Rachel Vincent

After you, it's all cheap tequila. — Jacqueline Carey

It's not the '90s anymore. I think the gay community is a lot more accepted these days. — Tila Tequila

I've learned that no matter what I do, people are going to have their opinions. — Tila Tequila

More money than the crooks at Enron and less taste than a drunk after a bottle of tequila — Maria Lima

Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land. — P.C. Cast

Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes. — Bobby Bare