Tequila Quotes
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Tequila Quotes & Sayings
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No, tequila makes me throw up. Vodka makes my clothes fall off." I grin and sip my water. "You might want to take notes.
— Kristen Proby
Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.
— Mark Z. Danielewski
If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.
— Craig Ferguson
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
— Sanjaya Malakar
Tequila--a sure cure for monogamy.
— Lois Greiman
At least the tequila's not blue. Right Lucy?
— Joan Rylen
I do whatever my heart tells me to do.
— Tila Tequila
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
— George Carlin
How'd you get through yesterday, though?""Running away, you, sarcasm, violence, and last but not least, tequila. — Kylie Scott
Have you been drinking, Ms. Brycin?" "Does a bottle of tequila laced with heroin count? I also had some battery fluid ... was that not a good thing?
— Stacey Marie Brown
You smell like tequila and sexual repression, Caroline.
— Alice Clayton
I don't want any dog to be put down.
— Tila Tequila
There is a great independence, and a confident immunity to risk, in all drinks made out of cactus.
— Alan LeMay
That's the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we're making margaritas
— JoAnne Kenrick
It wasn't the tequila and oxy. You really are that fucking gorgeous.
— Adrian Phoenix
Reading Ellen's hilarious new book. Thirsty for tequila.
— Ellen DeGeneres
And no one drank just one shot of tequila.
— Kristin Hannah
I just sit around at home, and I have nothing to do, so I am on the Internet all the time.
— Tila Tequila
We're your friends. Your shit became our shit when you drank my tequila and stripped down to your bra.Boss, Shocking Heaven — D.H. Sidebottom
You're lucky this is a big night for you, Bliss. Normally, nobody gets between me and my tequila.
— Cora Carmack
On a daily basis, jeans and t-shirt is still sexy, but it doesn't look like you're trying too hard.
— Tila Tequila
When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party.
— Nefertiti Faraj
It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.
— Jimmy Buffett
I'm not about hurting the person I'm with.
— Tila Tequila
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.
— Mitch Ratcliffe
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
— Dylan Moran
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.'
— Justine Bateman
I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl.
— Wendy Higgins
Never date a man who can't out-drink you in tequila.
— Gina L. Maxwell
When somebody says something bad about you, they feel bad about themselves in some way.
— Tila Tequila
Tequila is like acid in a glass.
— Greg Proops
Tequila often gave people the desire to tackle the impossible. It did not, however, make impossible possible
— Darynda Jones
If you think the hangover from tequila shots is bad, wait till you've had junkie blood.
— Cyma Rizwaan Khan
I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper!
— Bella Heathcote
We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila.
— Justin Timberlake
I have found that the tools for my trade- writing, are very basic: paper, a pen, time, food and perhaps a little tequila...
— Jose N. Harris
Tequila! Would you not think fallen angels would be immune to it." "Fallen, hate that word! I prefer..misplaced — Paul Guildea
I knew out of high school I didn't want to go to college. I knew what whatever I did wouldn't have anything to do with college.
— Tila Tequila
I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.
— Tila Tequila
These girls probably use double negatives and watch "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" with their babies instead of reading Eric Carle.
— Natalie Taylor
Other than tequila and wine, other forms of alcohol are not Paleo. Stick to red wine and agave tequila.
— Anil Jaya
Take life with a pinch of saltA shot of tequila and a wedge of lime
Do nothing at all
But take your time — John Walter Bratton
I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters.
— Conrad Hall
Tequila doesn't ask you to talk about your problems. Tequila and I have always gotten along.
— Kimberly Lauren
Must. Be. Stronger. Than. Tequila. Oh, honey, how many times have those words been said?
— Carrie Ann Ryan
There was something about Mikie that made me want to trust him. It might have been the Centanario Anejo.
— Nadja Baer
Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.
— Rachel Hollis
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.
— Ron White
I'm a woman, so I'm going to be woman as much as I can.
— Tila Tequila
At least you don't need a prescription for tequila.
— Rachel Vincent
After you, it's all cheap tequila.
— Jacqueline Carey
It's not the '90s anymore. I think the gay community is a lot more accepted these days.
— Tila Tequila
