Telling Jokes Quotes
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Partnerships don't last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might.
— Jesse Petersen
When one is fully extended by day and exhausted every evening one lives differently, without the weight of yesterday or tomorrow on one's shoulders. I
— Lawrence Durrell
Like great art, something essential dies when great jokes are explained. So what's the key to telling a good joke/creating great art timing.
— Travis Nichols
I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
— Steve Harvey
I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. I've got no plans to stop doing it.
— David Alan Basche
The carefully constructed walls he'd built over years and years of abstinence came crashing down.
— Leta Blake
We move to Camp David and we hide. They can't get in there.
— H.R. Haldeman
A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
— Chris Rock
If I had a spouse and two kids to support I certainly would not be telling 'jokes' like he was doing at a conference.
— Jon Ronson
Kind words are salve to a cankered soul; spread generously.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
I could never be a professional comedian, 'cause you have to keep telling the same jokes. For me, they're like word solos.
— Robyn Hitchcock
We need to engage rather than educate people.
— Jochen Zeitz
The whole experience of doing a sitcom is ... Telling jokes with such precision is really exciting, but it's also terrifying.
— Lea Thompson
I'll be 50 years old tomorrow and that means, among other things, that now Bob Dole can start telling jokes about me.
— David Letterman
I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am doing. The end.
— Steven Wright
The real world is coming, chugging straight at me like a bulldozer into the rain forest.
— Tim Tharp
There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
I love telling myself jokes. I think I'm a riot.
— Scott Stevens
When you don't educate the people, you're crippling them. You are, you're not giving them ways to survive.
— Emmanuel Jal
I enjoy the press. I understand their business.
— Arnold Palmer
What an orchestra! They just sit there, but their minds are thousands of miles away with their bookies.
— Milton Berle
People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.
— Steve Harvey
could hear Rico's ass laughing in the background like I was some nigga on Comedy Central telling jokes and shit
— Lucinda John
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
— Brad Garrett
I never was shy, but as far as telling jokes, I'm the worst. I like physical comedy; it's where I feel comfortable.
— Malin Akerman
My job is writing. I get paid to do it. When was the last time you heard someone challenge a doctor for making money off of cancer?
— Joyce Maynard
You have to have a passionate opinion; otherwise you sound false. You end up telling the audience jokes they've already heard.
— Stephen Colbert
There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.
— George S. Kaufman
Sometimes, comedy and entertainment is not all about telling jokes; sometimes you just have to be you for a few moments.
— Ray William Johnson
