Technology Humor Quotes
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Technology Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Wow. Whoops. Sorry ... I just lost two hours inside a YouTube kitten warp.
— Douglas Coupland
Using Facebook is like taking a Dyson to your spare time.
— Gemini Adams
How do you explain plastic to a medieval forest bard?
— Jefferson Smith
Technology is too crazy for me, but I would be very happy when they make phone that can cook.
— Patricia Dunn
Forget UNIX - it will be gone in 5 years.
— Tom Jermoluk
In this section you will learn how to use the tools the way that I think you will choose to use them by default.
— Alan Richardson
Way to defuse a situation. It's tough to enjoy a good bloodbath in the middle of a PowerPoint presentation.
— Nina Bangs
She flipped through the pages of her apps, as if Apple made an app for Escape from a deserted island.
— Kimberly Kinrade
Hi there," squeaked a precocious little voice, "you are speaking to Chloe Fusakawa, and I have just learned how to answer the phone.
— Gabrielle Zevin
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
— Doug Linder
Yes, but does Maine have anything to SAY to Florida?
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Yes, you are a battery.
— Benjamin H. Bratton
Humans had spent thousands of years climbing out of caves and building technology so they could reach the moon and live in caves again.
— John G. Hemry
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
— Robert A. Heinlein