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Teachers Funny Quotes By Gore Vidal: The American passion for categorizing has now managed

The American passion for categorizing has now managed to create two non-existent categories - gay and straight. — Gore Vidal

Teachers Funny Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: [ ... ] and I switched to English

[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. — Vladimir Nabokov

Teachers Funny Quotes By Bill Burr: I'm trying to get away from trashing women,

I'm trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I've done enough of that in my career. — Bill Burr

Teachers Funny Quotes By Noel Fielding: Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all

Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for. — Noel Fielding

Teachers Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

Old teachers never die, they just grade away. — Henny Youngman

Teachers Funny Quotes By Suze Orman: Stop saying yes out of fear about what

Stop saying yes out of fear about what others will think about you and say NO out of love for yourself! — Suze Orman

Teachers Funny Quotes By Emery Lord: Matt's low voice, and Dee's hoarse giggling make

Matt's low voice, and Dee's hoarse giggling make a summer soundtrack I'll replay even when the tour is over. — Emery Lord

Teachers Funny Quotes By John Most: If perfection is absurd, why is tragedy common?

If perfection is absurd, why is tragedy common? — John Most

Teachers Funny Quotes By Socrates: Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents,

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. — Socrates

Teachers Funny Quotes By Auliq Ice: Trust is a fragile thing. All it takes

Trust is a fragile thing. All it takes is a single moment in time, or a single word, to destroy what took a lifetime to build. — Auliq Ice

Teachers Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: You think when gym teachers were younger, they're

You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach ... but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?" — Jim Gaffigan