Taser Quotes: top 28 famous quotes about Taser

Taser Quotes & Sayings

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There's always choices. Not liking the ones you've got is a different issue. — Penny Alley

that's one rather crucial detail we've each learned about the other person. That we'll put their needs first. Always. — Lauren Layne

That hallmark image of cupid as a fat cherub with arrows? I think the real cupid is some kind of psycho juvie with a taser. — Lesley Livingston

I guess we'll have to get you a Taser too." Meow. "No, I'm not getting you a knife." Meow. "We'll discuss this when I get back. — Nick Pirog

Oh my God. I didn't. I couldn't have. No. no, no. Holy Crap, I did. I just shot Jason Pierce in the chest with a taser. — Ashley Stoyanoff

Sometimes the greatest evil comes in the most beautiful of packages. — Marian Erway

Life is always in the eyes. — Patrick Ness

She didn't need a Taser; she was more than capable of defending herself without electricity. She'd had an unusual education. — Laini Taylor

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez

Solitude is addictive. Once you discover how peaceful it is, you no longer want or need to deal with people anymore. — Nicola Haken

I wanted to hate you, but I just couldn't. — H.M. Ward

You have to go where I lead you, right?
Unless I taser you. Then you'll have to go where I drag you. — Becky Wade

Faint heart never won fair lady as the Good Book says. — L.M. Montgomery

Collaborators let down their guards. Successful collaborators still carry a taser. — Ryan Lilly

You learn a lot about someone when you share a meal together. — Anthony Bourdain

Today, you can buy chess programs for $49 that will beat all but world champions, yet no one thinks they're intelligent. — Anonymous

It was against the law to Taser someone in the head because it would have them in a vegetable state for the rest of their life or kill them. — Amanda Lee

I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up. — Bram Stoker

Progress, the religion of those who have none. — Lord Acton

Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet — Darynda Jones

See this?" Isa pulled something dark and oblong out of her purse. Chance's mouth twitched.
"Turbo Vagisil?"
"No, it's a taser! — Jeaniene Frost

Nothing says 'I'm not that into you', like taser-fire. — Molly Harper

I kiss her. I kiss her and kiss her. I try not to bite her lip. She tastes like vodkahoney. — Lidia Yuknavitch

for beginners. After that, you can set out for — Joan D. Chittister

You can't win the Kentucky Derby unless you're on a thoroughbred. — Joe Torre

In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first? — John Scalzi

Gregor, have you ever been in love?"
"No, I've never been that foolish. — Karen Hawkins

Don't Tase Me Bro!
If I'm a cop, and I'm a brotha, and they let me have a taser? Sorry bro, I'm tasing you. — Larry Wilmore