John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like ...

In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first? (John Scalzi)

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John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?

John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?

John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?

John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?

John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?

John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?

John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?

John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?

John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?

John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?

John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?

John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?

John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?

John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?

John Scalzi Quotes: In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?