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I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ... — Dave Barry

He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop talking. I'm trying to eat. — Kate Avery Ellison

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else. — Ann Landers

You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Jim Breuer

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking. — Anthony Jeselnik

Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows. — Wendy Lichtman

Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry. — Maria Bamford

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently ... — Bill Bailey

Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad. — Tommy Lasorda

People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks. — Criss Jami

You gotta make your own fun. That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about. — Dave Attell

We were talking briefly about cocaine ... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams

At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom. — George Lopez

I glared at him. "I wish you'd stay out of my room."
"That's a funny joke, princess, when you're talking to a thief. — Heidi Heilig

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist. — Michael Summers

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it. — Hannibal Buress

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart. — Thabang Gideon Magaola

He is so shaggy. People are amazed when he gets up and they suddenly realize they have been talking to the wrong end. — Elizabeth Jones

I love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind. — Curtis Jackson

Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek? — Tracey Ullman

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. — Franklin P. Jones

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about. — Jerry Coleman

You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever. — Johnny Depp

Mum insists on calling Sat Nav "the Talking Map," like she's a medieval peasant who believes in witchcraft. — Marian Keyes

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. — Craig Ferguson

When pointing out the flaws in others, people always end up talking about themselves. — Claire Chilton

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again. — Bill Burr

It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people. — Derek Jameson

Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our friends' shortcomings. — Mason Cooley

I should think a dead language would be rather boring, socially
speaking. — Sol Luckman