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Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor -

I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ... — Dave Barry

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Kate Avery Ellison: He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop

He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop talking. I'm trying to eat. — Kate Avery Ellison

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Ann Landers: If you want your children to listen, try

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else. — Ann Landers

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Jim Breuer: You can stump any stoner with one question:

You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Jim Breuer

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: I think the reason I became funny was

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking. — Anthony Jeselnik

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Wendy Lichtman: Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend

Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows. — Wendy Lichtman

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Maria Bamford: Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number

Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry. — Maria Bamford

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Bill Cosby: Any husband who says, "My wife and I

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was

Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently ... — Bill Bailey

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Tommy Lasorda: Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty

Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad. — Tommy Lasorda

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: People who talk too much are tiresome, especially

People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Drunken men give some of the best pep

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks. — Criss Jami

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Dave Attell: You gotta make your own fun. That's right,

You gotta make your own fun. That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about. — Dave Attell

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Robin Williams: We were talking briefly about cocaine ... yeah.

We were talking briefly about cocaine ... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By George Lopez: At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance

At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom. — George Lopez

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Heidi Heilig: I glared at him. "I wish you'd stay

I glared at him. "I wish you'd stay out of my room."
"That's a funny joke, princess, when you're talking to a thief. — Heidi Heilig

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night.

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist. — Michael Summers

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Hannibal Buress: We were talking about urban youth. And by

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it. — Hannibal Buress

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Thabang Gideon Magaola: If people are talking behind your back, then

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart. — Thabang Gideon Magaola

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Jones: He is so shaggy. People are amazed when

He is so shaggy. People are amazed when he gets up and they suddenly realize they have been talking to the wrong end. — Elizabeth Jones

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Curtis Jackson: I love funny women, and just being around

I love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind. — Curtis Jackson

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Tracey Ullman: Why does everyone think the future is space

Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek? — Tracey Ullman

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Franklin P. Jones: One advantage of talking to yourself is that

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. — Franklin P. Jones

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: I like to use big words so people

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about. — Jerry Coleman

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Johnny Depp: You gotta be careful: don't say a word

You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever. — Johnny Depp

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Marian Keyes: Mum insists on calling Sat Nav "the Talking

Mum insists on calling Sat Nav "the Talking Map," like she's a medieval peasant who believes in witchcraft. — Marian Keyes

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Craig Ferguson: I don't know now if I'm funny. I

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. — Craig Ferguson

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Claire Chilton: When pointing out the flaws in others, people

When pointing out the flaws in others, people always end up talking about themselves. — Claire Chilton

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Bill Burr: To me this is not yelling. I am

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again. — Bill Burr

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Derek Jameson: It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth

It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people. — Derek Jameson

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Mason Cooley: Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our

Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our friends' shortcomings. — Mason Cooley

Talking Too Much Funny Quotes By Sol Luckman: I should think a dead language would be

I should think a dead language would be rather boring, socially
speaking. — Sol Luckman