T.j. Hicks Quotes & Sayings
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All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real. —
Bill Hicks

Don't say I'm lucky. Ever. —
Faith Erin Hicks

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. —
Bill Hicks

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs. —
Bill Hicks

Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't ... Paula Abdul doesn't ... there does seem to be a pattern. —
Bill Hicks

I've been embracing gray hair since ... high school, and I don't think that anything's changed since then. —
Taylor Hicks

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags. —
Bill Hicks

Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become. —
Bill Hicks

Until I get the keys to the Kingdom, Lord, I ain't giving up. —
Robert Hicks

Marijuana grows naturally ... Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural? —
Bill Hicks

When you feel good, you're allowing good. When you don't feel good, you are not allowing good. —
Esther Hicks

I don't dictate the solos and I don't dictate the vocal harmonies. —
Dan Hicks

Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'. —
Bill Hicks

I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego ... —
Bill Hicks

Worrying is imagining that which you don't want. —
Esther Hicks

There is no risk factor at all, the odds don't matter at all, because the odds of Law of Attraction are 100%. —
Esther Hicks

Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it? —
Bill Hicks

If you don't believe others can end your suffering, why believe they can end your happiness? —
Donald L. Hicks

The standard of success in life isn't the things. It isn't the money or the stuff. It is absolutely the amount of joy that you feel. —
Esther Hicks

I was a weekend drinker ... I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday ... thought I was controlling it ... but I don't drink any more. —
Bill Hicks

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. —
Bill Hicks

Those who teach the most about humanity, aren't always human. —
Donald L. Hicks

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. —
Bill Hicks

I don't believe any religion should be exclusive or feel superior in any way, or be judgmental. It should be a quiet, private thing. —
Catherine Hicks

We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn't a hazard to this country-How're we gonna keep building nuclear weapons? —
Bill Hicks

No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery. —
Bill Hicks

There isn't anything that I cannot be or do or have, and I have a huge Nonphysical staff that's ready to assist me, and I'm ready. —
Esther Hicks

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. —
Bill Hicks

I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous
as long as you're honest. —
Bill Hicks

Your path is not narrow ... so you can't mess it up. —
Esther Hicks

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust. —
Bill Hicks

Life throws many curve balls, and if you don't swing ... you're never going to hit any! —
Taylor Hicks

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me. —
Bill Hicks

Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride. —
Bill Hicks

You don't have to go where you don't want to be to get where you want to be. You can go from where you are to where you want to be. —
Esther Hicks

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for. —
Bill Hicks

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries. —
Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks wasn't just a comic, he was a crusader against humanity's relentless capacity to underachieve —
Simon Pegg

Oh
won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash? ... L.A. fell in the ocean? ... There is a God. He loves us all so much. —
Bill Hicks

I can't get it wrong. —
Esther Hicks

I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you. —
Bill Hicks

I hate patriotism ... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked. —
Bill Hicks

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to. —
Bill Hicks

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. —
Bill Hicks

I don't do drugs anymore ... than, say, the average touring funk band. —
Bill Hicks

If the tree doesn't hug you back, it's not a problem with the tree, it's a problem with your heart. —
Donald L. Hicks

Rock stars against drugs
that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now! —
Bill Hicks

I don't get along with anything, I really don't ... I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being. —
Bill Hicks

I don't have to know everything that's gonna happen, I know enough. —
Esther Hicks

I Love you so much, I don't care what you think. —
Esther Hicks

There ain't no "baby mama drama" up in this Vortex, homie! —
Esther Hicks

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it. —
Bill Hicks

The only thing that holds you back from getting what you want is paying attention to what you don't want. —
Abraham Hicks

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans. —
Bill Hicks

Don't worry and don't hurry and your days will be long. —
Deliaha Hicks

I don't think I'd want a revival. I'm not doing a tribute to myself. —
Dan Hicks

'Warning: Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth.' ... Found MY brand! Just don't get the ones that say 'lung cancer.' —
Bill Hicks