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I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.
— Eden Ahbez
I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.
— Amy Jo Johnson
I can't really say I'm batting badly. I'm not batting long enough to be batting badly
— Greg Chappell
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
— Pauly Shore
I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front
— Ron Pickering
Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans
— Brit Gosik
I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
I am like a dead begonia hanging upside down because like a dead begonia I don't give a f**k.
— David Levithan
And what have you been up to? she asked.Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews
Crime writers, I've noticed, can be jumpy. They live in a world where there are murderers on the loose and they haven't been caught yet!
— Sara Sheridan
My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully.
— Abraham Lincoln
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
— Adam Sandler
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!
— Milton Jones
I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true.
— Mark Indelicato
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law.
— John F. Kennedy
In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy.
— Maura Tierney
I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing.
— Pippa Evans
Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
— Jessica Simpson
I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.
— Kristen Bell
I haven't played Hedda Gabler yet, but maybe if I did I might find the funny bits.
— Sophie Thompson
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
— Chi Chi Rodriguez
Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves.
— Jimmy Fallon
When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn't join it back together so great.
— Jessica De Gouw
Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed— Rachel Hawkins
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.
— Chris Messina
I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor ... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.
— Steve Carell
Don't just tell me your brother is funny-show me what he says and does and let me decide whether I want to laugh.
— Dennis G. Jerz
I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I didn't just come in on a load of turnips!
— Phillip C. McGraw
Be careful, though.""Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.
— Martin Lawrence
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.
— Tom Bodett
Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.
— Tim Heaton
When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!
— Louis Tomlinson
You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell.
— Heather Hildenbrand
I don't think I was anything short of ecstatic when I found out 'It's Kind of a Funny Story' would be premiering in Toronto.
— Keir Gilchrist
I don't believe in magic.
— J.K. Rowling
I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.
— Frankie Boyle
Last year we drove across the country ... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip ... I don't remember what it was ...
— Steven Wright
This wonderful, sexy, funny guy was completely psychotic. And I was still holding his hand.Even more surprisingly, I still didn't want to let go. — Katherine Pine
Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts.
— J.K. Rowling
The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate.
— Emma Stone
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
— Jimmy Carr
No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE
— A.O. Storm
So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.
— Todd Solondz
I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.
— Oscar Wilde
I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise.
— Giovanna Fletcher
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
— Janeane Garofalo
Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
— Jimi Hendrix
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
I have a rule: I prefer anyone who doesn't try to kill me to anyone who does. I'm funny that way.
— China Mieville
I don't know any sad songs. Except for the funny ones.
— Richard Powers
Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.
— The Walking Dead
A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible.
— Barack Obama
I don't hold water with that theory
— Ron Greenwood
I didn't want to spoil the mood. This was probably the longest Daemon and I had ever spoken without some statement earning him the finger.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.
— M.J. McGuire
You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that.
— Alex Bradley
I may not beleive in God, but I believe in guilt and no one wants to dick around with eternity, even if it isn't there.
— Jonathan Tropper
I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.
— Lauren Graham
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
— Charles M. Schulz
Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll
