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Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. — Benjamin Franklin

Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad. — T.H. White

Owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don't live as long as people do. — John Grogan

It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog, but I made it sound as mechanical as possible. — John Leeson

Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that ... and I like it that way. (Leo) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Dogs are fantasies that don't disappoint. — Caroline Knapp

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. — Steve Allen

I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in. — Uta Hagen

It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal. — John Grogan

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. — Roger A. Caras

Life Lessons According to Camryn:
One must handle stress like a dog; if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away — Kelly Moran

Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?) — Alan Coren

If people can be convinced to pick up dog sh*t, who knows what social change is possible? — Franke James

I've been dog rough, half blind and barking mad for years but you don't catch me going on about it. — Alan Moore

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

In my life there are not that many questions I can't properly deal with using my $40 adding machine and dog-eared compound interest table. — Charlie Munger

The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man. — Robertson Davies

I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or anything. — Seann William Scott

This isn't some poltergeist that needs to be exorcised, Dani. Like I told you, it's a living, breathing energy, trying to be the top dog. — Diana Murdock

Ain't nobody's business, if I bark like a dog. — Muddy Waters

Hiding under the bed doesn't make the worry stop. — Cynthia Voigt

That's no dog," he said. "It looks like a monkey and a dog fell in love and had babies and this is the ugly one they didn't want. — Derek Landy

We aren't just service dog and master, Tuesday and I are also best friends. Kindred souls, Brothers. Whatever you want to call it. — Luis Carlos Montalvan

The dog is not bored. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik's Cube. He's a goddamned dog. — Justin Halpern

You can take my heart, but I can't let you take my dog. — Karin Slaughter

The police can't use clubs or gas or dogs. I suppose they will have to use poison ivy. — William F. Buckley Jr.

I missed Eve so much I couldn't be a human anymore and feel the pain that humans feel. I had to be an animal again. — Garth Stein

We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog. — Jimmy Fallon

Keep your eye on the main chance and don't stop to kick every barking dog. — Morton Blackwell

I didn't want to admit that I still slept with a stuffed animal. But I did. I loved that dog. — Garth Stein

And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded period. — Shaquille O'Neal

There's nothing so bad in the world that dog kisses won't make it better — Lynn Plourde

Truth, like milk, arrives in the dark But even so, wise dogs don't bark. Only mongrels make it hard For the milkman to come up the yard. — Christopher Morley

I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV. — Phillip Lim

If you never leave me, I won't eat your stuff. - Belle, Dog Only Knows — Terry Kaye

You don't train a dog in a training hall, jerking his neck or even giving him food treats. You train him using life rewards. — Ian Dunbar

Word Powers:
A beautiful bitch has four legs, not two. Even terms of, so called, endearment have unintended manifestations. Guard your grill. — T.F. Hodge

I say every dog looks like no other
but that isn't true. Not entirely.
Difference is slippery. — Mary Jo Bang

So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG — T. S. Eliot

I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats. — Ellen DeGeneres

If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes. — Lewis Grizzard

Some days are good, and some days are bad, and some days are the days you get a dead dog in the mail. They can't all be winners. — Jenny Lawson

All the home I know is a hotel. Why, I don't even have a dog ... I don't know the first thing about cooking or taking care of a house. — Pearl White

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. — Jim Gaffigan

A headstrong maid, that she is-and won't listen to no advice at all. Pride and vanity have ruined many a cobbler's dog. — Thomas Hardy

In a Pyongyang restaurant, don't ever ask for a doggie bag. — Christopher Hitchens

You can't surprise a man with a dog. — Cindy Chupack

No babies for me until I'm in my 30s! I'm focused on my career right now. I can't even take care of my dog. — Chanel Iman

I don't keep a dog and bark myself. — Elizabeth I

A dog can't think that much about what he's doing, he just does what feels right. — Barbara Kingsolver

Don't decide on a dog based on looks either, much like with people, looks and first impressions can be deceiving. — Elizabeth Holmes

Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone. — Dana Gould

Snoop Dog is the Phil Jackson of youth football coaches. He ain't going to accept nothing but a winner. — Ice Cube

By gad, is that you, Ainswood? I haven't seen you in a dog's age. How's the gout? Still troubling you? — Loretta Chase

Dogs don't mind being photographed in compromising situations. — Elliott Erwitt

Dogs love us unconditionally and cats are big on redemption. Our sins and shortcomings don't bother them as long as we delight in their presence. — Sarah Ban Breathnach

I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I wouldn't care. — Margo Kaufman

A dog is the only exercise machine you cannot decide to skip when you don't feel like it. — Carolyn Heilbrun

My grandmother said it very simply: "If you don't like dogs, you don't like humans, and vice versa." I really believe that. — Veronika Varekova

If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live. — Ebenezer Elliott

tilted her head, like a dog hearing a strange sound. "Does pain happen if you don't remember it?" Kat — Harlan Coben

Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, Filling an emptiness we don't even know we have. — Thom Jones

If the old dog hadn't got distracted by the fire plug, he would have caught the rabbit. — Hayes McClerkin

The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me! — Adolf Hitler

You're so obvious. Why didn't you just roll in dog shit to make your outfit complete? — Jamie McGuire

Much has been written about the loyalty of dogs, but what I love about them isn't their devotion to me so much as their devotion to being alive. — Steven Bauer

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad. — Robert Wagner

If it has to be done, a man - a real man - shoots his own dog himself; he doesn't hire a proxy who may bungle it. — Robert A. Heinlein

I learned something that day: there may be worse things than arriving somewhere with your dog and leaving without him, but there aren't many. — John Connolly

All men are dogs, Nichelle, and if you don't feed your dog, you can't be surprised when he's in the neighbor's trash looking for food. — Norian F. Love

Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle. — The Walking Dead

You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and when he is happy he doesn't get snappy. — Dutch Schultz

A dog that has rabies probably will do things it wouldn't do if it didn't have rabies. But that doesn't change the fact that it has rabies. — John Malkovich

Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk. — Carrie Underwood

I don't understand people who don't touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason. — Jarod Kintz

Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me. — Marc Maron

Conscience is the dog that can't bite, but never stop barking. — Proverb

The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.' — Jimmy Fallon

I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a dog to be chained outside your house because you're afraid I'll piss on your rug. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Just tell me you're mine, I'm yours, and you won't kiss, fuck or otherwise let any other man batter dip his corn dog with you. — C.M. Stunich

Rescuing dogs is looked upon as a noble, trendy pursuit. But wouldn't rescuing a man from a homeless shelter be, in fact, more humane? — Greg Fitzsimmons

I have realized that businesses - whether they make dog food or software - don't sell products; they sell solutions. — Jay Samit

How did I go from 'Menace II Society' to 'Love Jones?' There wasn't a poetic moment or romantic bone in O-Dog's body. — Larenz Tate

'Hound Dog' is a really short record, and most singles didn't last three minutes. — Dave Davies

So, yeah, the psychopath might cry when his dog dies and you think that's misplaced because he doesn't cry when his daughter dies." I — Jon Ronson

I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease. — Joe Garagiola

I didn't want to have to say this, but I double-dog dare you." I couldn't stop the grin. "What are you? Twelve?" "What are you? Forty?" He — Aileen Erin

Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food. — Ice-T

Life can be full of dog hair, but then you get slurped! And, the dog hair doesn't matter. — Aya Walksfar

Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long. — Lee Trevino

Presbyterianism without infant damnation would be like the dog on the train that couldn't be identified because it had lost its tag. — Mark Twain

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. — Rodney Dangerfield

You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you
take a gun and shoot him. — Pat Robertson

It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and ... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to thank dogs. Dogs have given me everything. — Ricky Gervais

Be a dog, but don't be a younger brother.

Proverb. — Idries Shah

If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him? — Oskar Schindler

Dog bark at what they don't understand. — Heraclitus

It's not unlike the movies for human actors. Once a dog stars in a movie, they don't work very much anymore. It's kind of heartbreaking. — Jamie Lee Curtis

Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad. — Dick Gregory

But of course you don't have that power. Someone wants you, or your life does. The dog's misery was all of ours. Hear him howl! Some — Damien Wilkins