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Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog.
— Benjamin Franklin
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
— T.H. White
Owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don't live as long as people do.
— John Grogan
It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog, but I made it sound as mechanical as possible.
— John Leeson
Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that ... and I like it that way. (Leo)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Dogs are fantasies that don't disappoint.
— Caroline Knapp
If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
— Roger A. Caras
If people can be convinced to pick up dog sh*t, who knows what social change is possible?
— Franke James
I've been dog rough, half blind and barking mad for years but you don't catch me going on about it.
— Alan Moore
In my life there are not that many questions I can't properly deal with using my $40 adding machine and dog-eared compound interest table.
— Charlie Munger
I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or anything.
— Seann William Scott
This isn't some poltergeist that needs to be exorcised, Dani. Like I told you, it's a living, breathing energy, trying to be the top dog.
— Diana Murdock
Ain't nobody's business, if I bark like a dog.
— Muddy Waters
Hiding under the bed doesn't make the worry stop.
— Cynthia Voigt
We aren't just service dog and master, Tuesday and I are also best friends. Kindred souls, Brothers. Whatever you want to call it.
— Luis Carlos Montalvan
The dog is not bored. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik's Cube. He's a goddamned dog.
— Justin Halpern
You can take my heart, but I can't let you take my dog.
— Karin Slaughter
The police can't use clubs or gas or dogs. I suppose they will have to use poison ivy.
— William F. Buckley Jr.
I missed Eve so much I couldn't be a human anymore and feel the pain that humans feel. I had to be an animal again.
— Garth Stein
We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog.
— Jimmy Fallon
Keep your eye on the main chance and don't stop to kick every barking dog.
— Morton Blackwell
I didn't want to admit that I still slept with a stuffed animal. But I did. I loved that dog.
— Garth Stein
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded period.
— Shaquille O'Neal
Truth, like milk, arrives in the dark But even so, wise dogs don't bark. Only mongrels make it hard For the milkman to come up the yard.
— Christopher Morley
I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV.
— Phillip Lim
I say every dog looks like no otherbut that isn't true. Not entirely.
Difference is slippery. — Mary Jo Bang
I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats.
— Ellen DeGeneres
If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes.
— Lewis Grizzard
Some days are good, and some days are bad, and some days are the days you get a dead dog in the mail. They can't all be winners.
— Jenny Lawson
You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
— Jim Gaffigan
A headstrong maid, that she is-and won't listen to no advice at all. Pride and vanity have ruined many a cobbler's dog.
— Thomas Hardy
In a Pyongyang restaurant, don't ever ask for a doggie bag.
— Christopher Hitchens
You can't surprise a man with a dog.
— Cindy Chupack
No babies for me until I'm in my 30s! I'm focused on my career right now. I can't even take care of my dog.
— Chanel Iman
I don't keep a dog and bark myself.
— Elizabeth I
A dog can't think that much about what he's doing, he just does what feels right.
— Barbara Kingsolver
Don't decide on a dog based on looks either, much like with people, looks and first impressions can be deceiving.
— Elizabeth Holmes
By gad, is that you, Ainswood? I haven't seen you in a dog's age. How's the gout? Still troubling you?
— Loretta Chase
Dogs don't mind being photographed in compromising situations.
— Elliott Erwitt
Dogs love us unconditionally and cats are big on redemption. Our sins and shortcomings don't bother them as long as we delight in their presence.
— Sarah Ban Breathnach
I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I wouldn't care.
— Margo Kaufman
A dog is the only exercise machine you cannot decide to skip when you don't feel like it.
— Carolyn Heilbrun
My grandmother said it very simply: "If you don't like dogs, you don't like humans, and vice versa." I really believe that.
— Veronika Varekova
If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live.
— Ebenezer Elliott
tilted her head, like a dog hearing a strange sound. "Does pain happen if you don't remember it?" Kat
— Harlan Coben
Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, Filling an emptiness we don't even know we have.
— Thom Jones
If the old dog hadn't got distracted by the fire plug, he would have caught the rabbit.
— Hayes McClerkin
You're so obvious. Why didn't you just roll in dog shit to make your outfit complete?
— Jamie McGuire
A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.
— Robert Wagner
If it has to be done, a man - a real man - shoots his own dog himself; he doesn't hire a proxy who may bungle it.
— Robert A. Heinlein
I learned something that day: there may be worse things than arriving somewhere with your dog and leaving without him, but there aren't many.
— John Connolly
All men are dogs, Nichelle, and if you don't feed your dog, you can't be surprised when he's in the neighbor's trash looking for food.
— Norian F. Love
Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.
— The Walking Dead
You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and when he is happy he doesn't get snappy.
— Dutch Schultz
A dog that has rabies probably will do things it wouldn't do if it didn't have rabies. But that doesn't change the fact that it has rabies.
— John Malkovich
Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk.
— Carrie Underwood
I don't understand people who don't touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.
— Jarod Kintz
I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a dog to be chained outside your house because you're afraid I'll piss on your rug. (Acheron)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Just tell me you're mine, I'm yours, and you won't kiss, fuck or otherwise let any other man batter dip his corn dog with you.
— C.M. Stunich
Rescuing dogs is looked upon as a noble, trendy pursuit. But wouldn't rescuing a man from a homeless shelter be, in fact, more humane?
— Greg Fitzsimmons
How did I go from 'Menace II Society' to 'Love Jones?' There wasn't a poetic moment or romantic bone in O-Dog's body.
— Larenz Tate
I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.
— Joe Garagiola
Life can be full of dog hair, but then you get slurped! And, the dog hair doesn't matter.
— Aya Walksfar
Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.
— Lee Trevino
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
— Rodney Dangerfield
You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you take a gun and shoot him. — Pat Robertson
Be a dog, but don't be a younger brother.Proverb. — Idries Shah
If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
— Oskar Schindler
Dog bark at what they don't understand.
— Heraclitus
