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I bet they didn't tell you that was in the gift bag. — Adrien Brody

Ed said to Madeline, "Why don't you have snacks in your bag? What sort of woman are you?" "This is a clutch!" Madeline — Liane Moriarty

I have a random array of ball markers in my bag and don't use any specific one. Many are the plastic kind you find at almost any golf course. — Matt Kuchar

Took out six fish. One Ear didn't get no fish. I came back to the bag afterward an' got 'm his fish." "We've — Jack London

You can't sweep something broken into a bag and call it whole. It takes repair. — Paula Heller Garland

Who wants a bag of bones?" he said, with absolute sincerity. "I don't want to hurt myself on the sharp edges of the woman I'm bedding. — Charlaine Harris

I didn't cry much after I was 35, but staggered stony-faced into middle age, a handkerchief still in my bag just in case. — Hilary Mantel

You don't have to beat around the bush about it, Mila. If you want to be there at sunrise, just pack an overnight bag when you come out. — Courtney Cole

She didn't laugh, just dropped the bag inside the door. You asked me to stay with you until Sunday. I'm all yours. — Kitty French

I'm a "what you see is what you get" kind of guy. I don't have any time to be showing anybody any bag of tricks. — Guy Fieri

Lucas Benes lay in a sleeping bag on the roof of his father's hotel, dreaming about a past he couldn't remember. — Paul Aertker

[Prison Break is] one of the craziest, most unpredictable roller-coaster rides on TV today. — Stephen King

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. — Kesha

Everything good in there, T? Niko quipped. You need backup or anything? Bag of marshmallows to roast over that little campfire you just started? — Lara Adrian

I usually have a lip balm in my bag and mascara as well. I don't really wear much make-up, but I like mascara because I've got fair colouring. — Lily Cole

The cat which isn't let out of the bag often becomes a skeleton in the cupboard. — Geoffrey Madan

Man I can't even count all of these hundreds Duffle bag every time I go to SunTrust — Nicki Minaj

The rollercoaster of business ownership is for you - if after using a motion sickness bag, you don't want to
stop riding. — Steven Ivy Attorney Entrepreneur

I can't believe you gave me a bag of dirt and then broke up with me! — Lauren R. Weinstein

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. — Charles Barkley

Don't demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts. — Gil A. Waters

I hate bags. I never carry a bag. I am terrified of bags. I don't want to have to be responsible for that many things at one time. — Bridget Kelly

I just never give up. I fight to the end. You can't go out and say, 'I want a bag of never-say-die spirit.' It's not for sale. It has to be innate. — Serena Williams

I like to carry a nice bag because then I can wear t-shirts and jeans all the time! — Christa Miller

I don't want to accidentally end up looking back on my life to find that I'm ashamed of myself, I want to live a life I can be proud of. — Alice Bag

That's quite the specific search ... 'Sadistic Old-Bag-Murdering Witches' - I can't even begin to imagine what that involves. — Stacey T. Hunt

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. — Eleanor Roosevelt

You can't bring a duffel bag that says 'I Heart Cheese' on it, that's just offensive. — Lauren Barnholdt

I don't think women need another black bag. Everybody has a black bag already, so I thought this season (needs) color. — Carolina Herrera

Truthfully, if you want to remember me, do it now. I won't give a shit when I'm dead. — Alice Bag

I don't know how many busted bones he had, but he felt like a bag full of broken glass when Bren and I went to move him. — Kit Rocha

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. — Vivienne Westwood

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. — Pat Paulsen

I'm not a computer person at all. I only know how to turn them on. I'm not a programmer. I couldn't program my way out of a paper bag. — Rick Smolan

Ev wasn't the crunchiest chip in the bag. — Kristan Higgins

It doesn't matter what you are wearing-if you have good shoes and a good bag, you'll look right. — Tamara Mellon

Whether it's a canvas tote or Givenchy, a day bag you love is essential. It doesn't have to be a fashion It bag of the season, either. — Brad Goreski

I really want to do the Olympics. Obviously, I can't let things out of the bag, so to speak. — Mark Roberts

Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD — Doug Stanhope

I start from scratch with each movie; I wipe the slate and I certainly don't rely on some bag of acting tricks I've amassed over the years. — Christian Bale

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I do shadow boxing and use a heavy bag, but I don't spar with anyone. — Liam Neeson

Unzipping that body bag didn't bother me," Ranger said, "but I'm going to have nightmares over this casino. — Janet Evanovich

This, Sebastian is no mere purse. And, you shouldn't call a handbag a purse ... a bag, on the other hand, is meant to be seen. — Candace Bushnell

Truth hurts, it can't be buried. One moment she goes out... — Deyth Banger

The first coat I ever bought is in a plastic bag in about five pieces. It's by Sonia Rykiel. I can't wear it anymore, but I still like it. — Suki Waterhouse

I can't argue my way out of a paper bag. — Gabriel Macht

Be it concluded,
No barricado for a belly. Know't,
It will let in and out the enemy
With bag and baggage. — William Shakespeare

You don't change your style by changing your bag. You change it with your clothes. — Stefano Gabbana

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head. — Yogi Berra

In a Pyongyang restaurant, don't ever ask for a doggie bag. — Christopher Hitchens

Why couldn't you beat a richer club? I've never seen a bag of money score a goal. — Johan Cruijff

How many weapons are you carrying? I'm beginning to think you have an entire armory in your bag." "Don't start with the flattery. How — Seanan McGuire

I can't multiply myself out of a paper bag. But when it comes to roots, I'm your man. — Jerry Newport

I don't want to leave people thinking they've merely seen another actor using his same bag of tricks and fake charm. — David Keith

When left holding an empty bag, fill it with dreams of honor and glory! — T.A. Cline

I travel so much for work that when I fly, I prefer to travel light and bring a carry-on bag that I don't need to check. — Behati Prinsloo

Once you take the cat out of the bag, you can't cram it back in. — Jen Calonita

Money doesn't buy elegance. You can take an inexpensive sheath, add a pretty scarf, gray shoes, and a wonderful bag, and it will always be elegant. — Carolina Herrera

When I go to bed at night, I wear a sleeping bag. And for a long time, I wore mittens so that I couldn't open the sleeping bag. — Mike Birbiglia

An arrow isn't the only thing I shoot straight. If you ever come near my wife, you'll be hauled off in a body bag. — Lucy McConnell

Don't go crazy with art supplies at first. Just get a sketchbook and a pen that'll fit in your bag and keep them with you for when a moment opens up. — Danny Gregory

Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag. — Bill Maher

If I make a new bag I love, I don't keep it. — Judith Leiber

You know I ain't got no brand new bag. — Junior Wells

If you don't let things develop, it's like keeping something in a bag and not letting it out to fly — Earl Scruggs

So what, ghosts can't hurt you. That's what I thought then. — Stephen King

Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it? — Doug Stanhope

I don't put cash in my Louis Vuitton wallet. I have it thrown around my bag - jut a whole bunch of hundreds, maybe $5,000. — Nicki Minaj

I don't use a wallet. My money is just free-flowing in my bag. — Christa B. Allen

You keep your wine in a paper bag, you shouldn't be too upset when it leaks. — Joe Abercrombie

I paint my face and travel at night. You don't know it's over until you're in a body bag. — Ralph E. Reed Jr.

First Lady Michelle Obama has posted an exercise video of her beating up a punching bag. But don't worry, Vice President Biden is going to be OK. — Conan O'Brien

I want to make you hold onto that bag while I bury myself in you so hard and so deep you don't know your own name. -Nick Rixey — Laura Kaye

Panda gazed at her plastic-bag pregnancy. "Here I am, about to be a father, and the sex wasn't even that good." She fought the urge to apologize. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

The day had been a bag of pissed off cats, and I wasn't feeling particularly good about myself at that moment. — J.P. Sloan

Don't keep looking for "something" in the bag of "nothing". You will see the same thing again and again no matter how many times you repeat the look. — Israelmore Ayivor

He was a nice guy, Jimmy, but rich or not he was dumb as a bag of retards, and smoking all that weed didn't help. — Chuck Wendig

My favorite's toxophilia, arousal from archery. You wouldn't believe the poses people get into. Remember: one overnight bag, that's it. — David Weber

The dream didn't fade as dreams usually do upon waking. — Stephen King

I like most kinds of music. So I haven't got a bag, as they say ... except the big black one in the hall outside. — Paul McCartney

We're all a grab bag of good and eveil, and by and large can't tell which is which — Madeleine L'Engle

If anyone hits me, they can expect to be hit back, and harder. I never turn the other cheek because in my experience that doesn't work. — Alice Bag