Swiss Quotes
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Swiss Quotes & Sayings
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I've learned that when someone does something very kind and refuses payment, giving them an engraved Swiss Army knife is never refused!
— Christine Lavin
See this Swiss army knife, Lawless! It's gotta magnifying glass and a million blades but I only need one, so step right the fuck back!
— Jonathan Dunne
The common argument that men are naturally polygamous and women naturally monogamous is as full of holes as Swiss cheese.
— Frans De Waal
I'll splurge on Toblerone. I love Toblerone with the Swiss chocolate and nougat in it.
— Jordin Sparks
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.
— Woody Allen
You know there's only two things more beautiful than a good guna Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere. — Borden Chase
The Swiss are a neat and an industrious people, none of whom is under seventy-five years of age.
— Dorothy Parker
Our lives are Swiss, so still- so cool
— Emily Dickinson
The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'
— Robin Williams
Mom spoke to us in Swiss when we were little.
— Isabel Lucas
Our life is a journey, through winter and night, We look for our way, in a sky without light. (Song of the Swiss Guards, 1793)
— Louis-Ferdinand Celine
Common thieves like Ludlow were simply another London
— Deborah J. Swiss
There is something about African time that even the Swiss find a challenge.
— Nicholas Drayson
They should make new ways to better design buildings and books. The computer was the end of Swiss typography!
— Emil Ruder
The Swiss can be very difficult.
— Yves Behar
It was not the lover she regretted,' wrote a Swiss imperial tutor, who understood their relationship. 'It was the friend.
— Simon Sebag Montefiore
The Swiss are not a people so much as a neat, clean, quite solvent business.
— William Faulkner
My dad's in banking, my mum manages the American branch of a Swiss vitamin company; they're really busy, but they still come to all my premieres.
— Danielle De Niese
I like the Swiss because by and large they are more humane than the other people aming whom I have lived.
— Albert Einstein
They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I think Google should be like a Swiss Army knife: clean, simple, the tool you want to take everywhere.
— Marissa Mayer
Nostalgia used to be called mal du Suisse - the Swiss sickness.
— Christian Rudder
I live in a Swiss village so small, if you sneeze everyone knows.
— Geraldine Chaplin
I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.
— Steven Wright
I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.
— George W. Bush
Thou shalt make no image, no abstraction, including none of THE American, THE Swiss, THE German.
— Karl Barth
The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.
— Dalton Trumbo
Did I really want to call myself Swiss if it meant shutting the door on less "perfect" residents?
— Clare O'Dea
Toronto is a kind of New York operated by the Swiss.
— Peter Ustinov
Google is my rapid response research assistant. It's the Swiss Army knife of information retrieval.
— Lloyd Grove
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
— Joan Rivers
No ordinary effort stops the wheel.In sleep it spins without resistance.
Passively, falling deeper, lacking the will to activate any change. — Stephen Demone
I want to be remembered for Swiss Family Robinson and Old Yeller. I think Swiss is probably my favorite film.
— Tommy Kirk
Leafy greens such as romaine lettuce, kale, collards, Swiss chard, and spinach are the most nutrient-dense of all foods.
— Joel Fuhrman
Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
— Woody Allen
It was one of those happy days that God grants us sometimes on earth to give us an idea of the bliss of heaven.
— Johann David Wyss
We have to still develop the Ikea group. We need many billions of Swiss francs to take on China or Russia.
— Ingvar Kamprad
Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops.
— Kurt Vonnegut
The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings.
— Henri Frederic Amiel
A witticism in an airport security line is like a Swiss tap - turn it on, and you instantly find yourself in hot water.
— Shashi Tharoor
There seems to be a human instinct for prayer. Swiss theologian Karl Barth calls it our 'incurable God-sickness.'
— Timothy Keller
A city like London was always going to be a paradox, the best of it so very riddled with the opposite, so Swiss-cheesed with moral holes.
— China Mieville
Gay people could do anything. They were like Swiss army knives.
— Sherman Alexie
It's interesting that Swiss banks also hide their assets from the Swiss by using offshore bank structuring.
— Julian Assange
She was so full of holes now, she was like a Swiss cheese.
— Danielle Steel
My Personalityunfolding before you
like a Swiss Army knife. — Katerina Stoykova Klemer
prepackaged slices or the Supermarket swiss (which has the texture but no where near the flavor, of rubber gloves)
— Robert Farrar Capon
My mother spent a month in a Swiss hospital after a terrible ski accident.
— Christopher Buckley
The Swiss are the only nation to make the Germans appear inefficient, the French undiplomatic and the Texans poor.
— Paul Bilton
My father's Peruvian! I actually have a lot of family in Cuzco. I'm also Swiss, Alaskan, French, Spanish and Italian.
— Q'orianka Kilcher
Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and china.
— Charles Dickens
As fussy as they were about cleanliness and order, the Swiss seemed to Anna to be rather lax about graffiti.
— Jill Alexander Essbaum
In promoting Sino-Swiss economic ties, transnational companies, such as Nestle,played an active role.
— Wu Bangguo
Your neck smells like cheese,' I said.'Oh,' He said, 'that's my cheese cologne. I have a whole selection. Chedder, American, Swiss. — Kristin Walker
I'm a virgin, Ariel," I whispered conspiratorially. "Sealed up like a Swiss bank account.
— Shelly Crane
We need to a new word to describe Swiss happiness.
— Eric Weiner
Mimes were invented to give magicians someone to look down on
— Jamy Ian Swiss
Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese!
— Arthur Miller
Mysteriously, almost unaccountably, my family had ended up in the trees, sort of like the Swiss Family Robinson.
— Richard Preston
The Swiss are well armed and enjoy great freedom.
— Niccolo Machiavelli
Most Swiss banks do have a whistleblower program, but they use it to punish those who avail themselves of it.
— Herve Falciani
Life is like a nice fresh batch of Swiss cheese. Note to self: savor the holes, too, like the spaces between musical notes.
— Anne Lamott
I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elderly men if they want a knuckle sandwich.
— Jarod Kintz
The Swiss are well armed and very free.
— Niccolo Machiavelli
For some reason, there is a purity to the Swiss Alps - a certain energy - that is very reminiscent of my snowboarding experiences in the Himalayas.
— Frederick Lenz
You women have more holes than swiss cheese.
— Charles Bukowski
