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Christianity is not about not swearing. It's not about not having impure thoughts. Really, it's not about not at all. Christianity is about Jesus. — Judah Smith

Of its very nature swearing is as irrational as magic - indeed, it is a species of magic. — George Orwell

I've never had much use for religion, except when it comes to swearing or begging for mercy. — Mark Lawrence

He sounded like he was used to people swearing at him, which made no damned sense, because he was gorgeous and a hero. — Cate Cameron

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot. — Andy Richter

I'm so lucky to have worked with Burt Lancaster, who I remember was one of the first people I'd heard swearing in a really interesting way. — Peter Capaldi

I have been crying," she replied, simply, "and it has done me good. It helps a woman you know, just as swearing helps a man. — Horace Annesley Vachell

The biggest problem of all is that it's very difficult to tell my daughter, 'Swearing is not clever or funny,' because I earn a living by swearing. — Peter Capaldi

Studies have shown that swearing has an anesthetic effect. Swearing eases pain. — Isaac Marion

Swearing makes an excellent relief mechanism — David Crystal

Everything has gotten vulgar and out of line for children to watch. It's more of a swearing match. — Bubba Smith

Profane swearing never did any man any good. No man in the richer or wiser or happier for it. — Robert Lowth

And she would pray for guidance, but she wouldn't ask the Lord forgiveness for swearing at her husband. That was gonna stand for now. — J. Ryan Stradal

Swearing is industry language. For as long as we're alive it's not going to change. You've got to be boisterous to get results.
Gordon Ramsay — Gordon Ramsay

I do not permit blasphemy, the F-word, or obscenities such as soy milk at my table. Consider yourself chastised. — Dean Koontz

Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before. — Elayne Boosler

In general, there are usually two reasons to swear--to get someone's attention and because it's fun. — Aaron Burch

Are we all just Dark Age doctors, swearing by our leeches? We crave a greater science. We want to be proven wrong. — Isaac Marion

I'm reminded of the day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some Perl 4 code, and said, 'What is that, swearing? — Larry Wall

Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt. — H.M. Ward

I rely on swearing just to communicate emotion, but I wanted to express the same feelings [in song] without using curse words. — Hutch Harris

Exsanguinated," said Jace, impressed. "That's a big word."
"And you're a big-"
"Tsk tsk," he interrupted. "No swearing in church. — Cassandra Clare

Agatha Christie n. A silent, putrid fart committed by someone in this very room, and only one person knows whodunnit. — VIZ

Abusive language and swearing are a legacy of slavery, humiliation, and disrespect for human dignity, one's own and that of other people. — Leon Trotsky

In one scene, when I was supposed to say, "In a pig's eye you are," what came out was, "In a pig's ass you are." Old habits die awfully hard. — Ava Gardner

... made me promise to cut down on the drinking and swearing, which I have. Unfortunately, this has left me dim-witted and nearly speechless. — Nelson DeMille

There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones. — Peter Capaldi

Cussing like a commoner wasn't something I was tested on. I picked that habit up outside of high school. — S.A. Tawks

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. — Finley Peter Dunne

Apparently profanity had a way of making men listen. — Megan Shepherd

The thing about sport, any sport, is that swearing is very much part of it. — Jimmy Greaves

Am I here to play 'pass the parcel' with my balls? — Pawan Mishra

More then me you betrayed to God Because you said Tujkh mai rab dikhta hai ( i see my God in you) — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

That dress does not fit you." Margaret laughed and tried to zip the dress up again, swearing when the zipper broke. — G.L. Tomas

Swearing invulnerably, I measure mercilessly his shortcomings, and with luxurious scorn, ask who could be ensnared there. — Elizabeth Smart

Atticus "three kinds of cat shit, Oberon."
Oberon "and an arrogant family of squirrels. — Kevin Hearne

Oh,great.It's like we're being bussed in from the fucking projects," Aphrodite and "I'm hoping for urban renewal," Aphrodite grumbled. — P.C. Cast

And under my breath I was telling it to hisht and for shame, and if I had known any swearing I would have had that in, too. — Richard Llewellyn

To be honest, I used to hate shopping. I rarely left a store without crying, cursing my body, and swearing under my breath at the fashion industry. — Mary Lambert

I'll leave the swearing to the Jane Fondas. — Irene Dunne

I'm a heart surgeon, sure, but I'm just a mechanic. I go in and I fuck around and I fix things. Shit. — Raymond Carver

Some of us cling to our curses if we haven't anything better to cling to! — Phyllis Bottome

I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom. And swearing. — Neil Gaiman

That in the captain's but a choleric word,
Which in the soldier is flat blasphemy. — William Shakespeare

You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels. — Dylan Moran

Let us consider that swearing is a sin of all others peculiarly clamorous, and provocative of Divine judgment. — Isaac Barrow

Must swear off from swearing. Bad habit. — Rutherford B. Hayes

Criticism, like swearing, is actually nothing more than a bad habit. — Richard Carlson

Riotous madness,
To be entangled with those mouth-made vows,
Which break themselves in swearing! — William Shakespeare

Then, we all laughed because we knew we could get in trouble for swearing, but the strength of our numbers would prevent any retribution. — Stephen Chbosky

Swearing is, as I have said, learning to the ignorant, eloquence to the blockhead, vivacity to the stupid, and wit to the coxcomb. — Mary Collyer

Rick, I'm holding a do-I-give-a-shit-ometer in my hand, and the needle's not moving. Shut up. — Douglas Coupland

There's something cathartic about swearing 150 times after spending ten hours in the editing room. — Liev Schreiber

And each blasphemer quite escape the rod, Because the insult's not on man, but God? — Alexander Pope

Hollywood producers aren't going to say, 'Get me that swearing, grey-haired, headless chicken. We need him for our new 'High School Musical' movie!' — Peter Capaldi

If a situation requires swearing to God it is - by definition - extreme. — Pam Houston

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, you fucking alien motherfucker. — Rick Yancey

I'll have you know I do the swearing on this ship. If I need your assitance I'll call you. Capt. Wolf Larsen — Jack London

When a gentlemen is disposed to swear, it is not for any standers-by to curtail his oaths. — William Shakespeare

Taking up marriage is a good excuse for taking up cursing.
These is my words — Nancey E. Turner

Never have I enjoyed such swearing, before or since. Sir, on that memorable day, he swore like an angel from Heaven. — Sarah Vowell

Swearing is an art form. You can express yourself much more exactly, much more succinctly, with properly used curse words. — Coleman Young

I don't really put a lot of swearing in my music. I want everybody to be able to enjoy it. — Drake

Damn, the good words are all asterisked!"

"The men only understand the asterisks. My worry is if they understand the rest! — Pawan Mishra

Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time causes a lot of problems — Kyle

I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing. — Bruce Lansky

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it's no good living in the fucking past. — Mark Jackman

Nothing beats that moment of revelation when shyness loses ground to boldness, and quiet moans turn into squeals and swearing. — Paulo Coelho

The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic. — Stephen Fry

If men are wont to play with swearing anywhere, can we expect they should be serious and strict therein at the bar or in the church. — Isaac Barrow

Swearing doesn't make your argument valid; it just tells the other person you have lost your class and control. — Shannon L. Alder

Swearing is a currency the countryside spends well. — Michelle Franklin

There are many ways to be beautiful. Fighting, swearing, and ignoring tradition could make a women irresistible. — Fatema Mernissi

A person who tells a secret, swearing the recipient to secrecy in turn, is asking of the other person a discretion which he is abrogating himself. — Dorothy L. Sayers

corgi 1. n. A high class hound, such as those that accompany the Queen. 2. n. A high class hound, such as the one that accompanies Prince Charles. — VIZ

I won't go to Hell for swearing because I repent too damn fast! — J. Golden Kimball

Yet the voice was indisputable. It continued to swear with that breadth and variety that distinguishes the swearing of a cultivated man. It — H.G.Wells

Of course you don't want your kids swearing. But remember how fun it was to cuss when you were in the first grade? — Eminem

And I know fuck isn't a word that Mormons say, but I don't say this word I only think it, so it doesn't really count. — The Hippie

Quite a bit of his swearing was pure nautical genius. — Michael G. Manning

I'll be damned for never a king's son in Christendom. — William Shakespeare

The voice was indisputable. It continued to swear with that breadth and variety that distinguishes the swearing of a cultivated man. — H.G.Wells

If you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about! — Lilian Jackson Braun

It would be impossible to imagine going through life without swearing, and without enjoying swearing. — Stephen Fry

Swearing when in heavy traffic. — Paulo Coelho

Shut the eff up,' Aaron said. Only he said the REAL swear, the REAL word. — Carol Lynch Williams

What matters the party to me? I shall find enough anyhow who unite with me without swearing allegiance to my flag. — Max Stirner

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. — Pawan Mishra