Stupidity Funny Quotes
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Stupidity Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.
— Will Christopher Baer
To use your head, you have to go out of your mind.
— Timothy Leary
Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on!
— Emily Giffin
Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, 'What the hell was that?'
— Jens Voigt
I took piano lessons when I was 6. I didn't want to go on with it. I don't remember being moved by a piece of music.
— Stephen Sondheim
Use that fluff of yours you call a brain.
— Agatha Christie
A label locks me into a definition that people use to control me. A vision graces me with an idea that serves to release me.
— Craig D. Lounsbrough
I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.
— Karl Pilkington
To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king.
— Susan Mallery
Most people are idiots
— Christopher G. Nuttall
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
— Auliq Ice
World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation.
— Eliezer Yudkowsky
By studying human history, we can realize how much of human stupidity has fallen on fertile ground. Is gravity guilty for such an occurrence too?
— Eraldo Banovac
The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.
— Elbert Hubbard
People hear and see what they expect to hear and see.
— R.L. LaFevers
What the hell am I doing ... ? Escape holding myself as a hostage ... ? I won't be able to make it like that ...
— Tsugumi Ohba
Death to a good man is his release from the imprisonment of this world, and his departure to the enjoyments of another world.
— Matthew Henry
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
