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I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself. — Will Christopher Baer

CJ is my nickname. It stands for Cameron, and my middle name is John. — CJ Adams

To use your head, you have to go out of your mind. — Timothy Leary

Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on! — Emily Giffin

Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, 'What the hell was that?' — Jens Voigt

Love is Heart's desire to serve someone who is precious to you — Anmol Rana

I took piano lessons when I was 6. I didn't want to go on with it. I don't remember being moved by a piece of music. — Stephen Sondheim

True ignorance is not the absence of knowledge, but the refusal to acquire it. — Karl Popper

Use that fluff of yours you call a brain. — Agatha Christie

A label locks me into a definition that people use to control me. A vision graces me with an idea that serves to release me. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for. — Karl Pilkington

Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren't much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than dim sheep. — Leonie Swann

To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king. — Susan Mallery

Most people are idiots — Christopher G. Nuttall

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old. — Auliq Ice

We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous. — Nobita Nobi

World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation. — Eliezer Yudkowsky

By studying human history, we can realize how much of human stupidity has fallen on fertile ground. Is gravity guilty for such an occurrence too? — Eraldo Banovac

The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve. — Elbert Hubbard

People hear and see what they expect to hear and see. — R.L. LaFevers

Only the cruelest hunters set their traps with terror and trepidation. — Nenia Campbell

What the hell am I doing ... ? Escape holding myself as a hostage ... ? I won't be able to make it like that ... — Tsugumi Ohba

Death to a good man is his release from the imprisonment of this world, and his departure to the enjoyments of another world. — Matthew Henry

Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim

Barack Obama did tell me that I was one of Michelle Obama's favorite actors. — Dwayne Johnson