He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea.
— John Steinbeck
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova
He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright. — Samuel Butler
If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question — Colleen Hoover
I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems like I'm being rude or stupid. — Sky Ferreira
Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that. — Dan Abnett
It pains me to admit this, but Roger was a good sight less stupid than most children. — Heidi Schulz
