Stupid Sarcastic Quotes

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today? — Russell Lynes

He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea. — John Steinbeck

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright. — Samuel Butler

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question — Colleen Hoover

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems like I'm being rude or stupid. — Sky Ferreira

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?
Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that. — Dan Abnett

It pains me to admit this, but Roger was a good sight less stupid than most children. — Heidi Schulz