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The longer they keep you waiting, the more they want to deal. — Harvey MacKay

There's nothing is this world more instinctively abhorrent to me than finding myself in agreement with my fellow-humans. — Malcolm Muggeridge

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here". — Ashleigh Brilliant

Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern

I wasn't letting go of this; this mindless moment where everything felt like it had shifted back into place and all of the wrongs were right again. — R.K. Lilley

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. — Drew Barrymore

It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange. — Zadie Smith

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally. — Rita Rudner

I have heard unsavory rumors about you and the umbrella-maker's daughter — Ryunosuke Akutagawa

Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change? — Bo Burnham

I think many people are finding things I do very funny and strange. — Flula Borg

It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes. — Eric San

And how funny, strange, that a thing can grow so powerful even when planted in the wrong place. Ideas too, I muttered. Ideas. — Louise Erdrich

This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer. — Charisma Carpenter

I don't think of myself as being funny. But life takes strange turns. — Frank Gorshin

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern

But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it's a strange movie, I didn't mind it, and it's got some interesting things going on. — Alex Winter

I do get funny people sometimes coming up to me in supermarkets in America with my picture in their pocket, which is a bit strange. — Saffron Burrows

If she doesn't want to be friends with us, I certainly don't want to be friends with her. Hell, I didn't like the bitch anyway. — C.C. Hunter

Life is strange and funny with many winding roads ahead ... but the roads of greed and hypocrisy will lead to a person's downfall each and every time. — Timothy Pina

Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage. — Norm MacDonald

I gave up being a conventional person a long time ago. Things have been so much more exciting since I did. — Dolores Hitchens

Life is simply the reification of the process of living. — Ernst Mayr

My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication. — Renee Zellweger

My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that. — Peter Jacobson

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

I think it had something to do with my love of music, especially rock music. — Gary Cole

Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing. — Nathan Hassall

There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for. — Bauvard

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

You know I'm weak on good looks. — Rachel Lambert Mellon

I'm a lifelong Vikings and Packers fan because I lived in both Minnesota and Wisconsin as a kid. — Mark Batterson

I think the entire world is going to be united against us. — Jane Fonda

Man is the center of a circle without a circumference, except the one he creates for himself. — Mahatma Gandhi

My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me. — Jonathan Winters

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

Believe it or not, I swear I'm just a human being. — Nelly

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern

I think comedy, so much of it comes out of the strange sort of golden instant 'cause you don't know why it's funny, but you captured it. — Alice Lowe

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern