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Stockbroker Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? — Steven Wright

Stockbroker Funny Quotes By W. H. Auden: The definition of prayer is paying careful and

The definition of prayer is paying careful and concentrated attention to something other than your own constructions. — W. H. Auden

Stockbroker Funny Quotes By Claude Pepper: A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.' — Claude Pepper

Stockbroker Funny Quotes By Muhammad Ali: My principles are more important than the money

My principles are more important than the money or my title. — Muhammad Ali

Stockbroker Funny Quotes By Tom Upton: We're here to take over the world that's

We're here to take over the world
that's why we're starting here in Hamilton, Indiana
the nerve center of the entire planet. — Tom Upton

Stockbroker Funny Quotes By Elizabeth I: I am more afraid of making a fault

I am more afraid of making a fault in my Latin than of the Kings of Spain, France, Scotland, the whole House of Guise, and all of their confederates. — Elizabeth I

Stockbroker Funny Quotes By Jim Goad: They're not posing as being Jesus Christ all

They're not posing as being Jesus Christ all the time. — Jim Goad

Stockbroker Funny Quotes By Joseph Kesselring: You see, insanity runs in my family. It

You see, insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. — Joseph Kesselring