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The dignity of man is vindicated as much by the thinker and poet as by the statesman and soldier. — James Bryant Conant

Stephanie Plum, psycho bait. — Janet Evanovich

Stephanie Plum,"I almost never shoot anyone. — Janet Evanovich

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here? — Janet Evanovich

These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

I don't believe this," Morelli yelled. "I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life? — Janet Evanovich

My sex life is okay."
"Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner. — Janet Evanovich

I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want? — Janet Evanovich

We all need to have dreams. The question is, does the dream control you or do you control the dream? — Robin Jones Gunn

Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing. — Janet Evanovich

Honey, Half the women in NJ have sold him their cannolli -Conie to Stephanie about Joe Morelli (One for the money) — Janet Evanovich

It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful. — Janet Evanovich

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?" ~ Morelli — Janet Evanovich

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead! — Janet Evanovich

It's time for you to become an amazing person that you truly are and realize your true purpose in life. — Adam Spencer

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons"
Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones — Janet Evanovich

I rolled my eyes so far into the back of my head I saw myself Thinking- Stephanie Plum High Five — Janet Evanovich

I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk.
Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess. — Janet Evanovich

I love to work with artists that were able to find a brand new name and create something really exciting and fresh. — Steve Aoki

We are entering an increasingly dangerous period of our history. But I'm an optimist. — Stephen Hawking

Bitch, this is a gun... — Janet Evanovich

I have bad car juju."
-Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

Response, when asked how he came upon his theorems. — Carl Friedrich Gauss

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight. - Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

Waiting taught me, I can't have it in my way. But in God's way. — Lailah Gifty Akita

One minute I was having a day like any other , and then Whack an this guy didn't have no head Lula Finger Lickin 15 — Janet Evanovich

There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls. — Janet Evanovich

The nerves, the anxiety, the pressure, it's all gone. Being in his arms took it all away. — Faith Sullivan

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator.
Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

Failure will never overtake me if my definition to succeed is strong enough — A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

Remember, so swashing anyone into the trunk of your car!"
"Sure," Lula said, "I know that — Janet Evanovich

I almost never shoot people. — Janet Evanovich

Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different.
Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich