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Steak Quotes & Sayings

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If he killed her I'm going to beat him bloody and eat him piece by piece, slowly, with steak sauce. — Karen Marie Moning

We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak. — Joan Rivers

Somebody needs a bath, a steak, and a hack saw, that you very fucking much. — Lime Craven

The secret of food lies in memory - of thinking and then knowing what the taste of cinnamon or steak is. — Jerry Saltz

My favorite animal is steak. — Fran Lebowitz

The world's most bada** Viking yard gnome is on the counter by the cash register using a dinner plates as a shield and a steak knife as a sword — Libba Bray

Ty grunted. Guy with a gun, I'm your man. Big white tiger with teeth, it's every steak for himself. — Abigail Roux

I used to eat burgers and steak, and I would just be knocked out afterward; I had to give it up. — Woody Harrelson

After you have witnessed the reality, you can no longer look at a piece of steak, and simply think "yum". — Mango Wodzak

What do wealthy people do with their money? They can only buy so many cars, houses, and steak dinners. So we either give it away or invest it. — Foster Friess

Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak. — Larry McMurtry

I make a bomb vaca frita. It's like a flank steak like with the ropa vieja, but it's fried with garlic and lime. And I make a really good picadillo. — Natalie Martinez

I sold steaks over the phone in Omaha, Nebraska. Marbling, fantastic. That's what makes a great steak; a lot of people don't know. — Adam DeVine

Now it's becoming clear that even the saturated fat found in a medium-rare steak or a slab of butter - — Bryan Walsh

Everybody has to put purees underneath everything now. It's like people think we need the steak, and then we need some baby food with it. — Wolfgang Puck

I listen to my body. Some days all I want is a good steak and others, I crave veggies and quinoa. — Tracee Ellis Ross

If you ain't got a fat woman, you're making a big mistake, because a big fat woman tastes as good as a T-bone steak. — Chick Willis

I'm good at anything that's country - biscuits, gravy, chicken-fried steak. Look at me, for God's sake. I cook what I like to eat. — Blake Shelton

Pretending Tina Patterson was Jessica James was like pretending tofu was steak. — Penny Reid

The only thing he likes better than a nice juicy homicide is a sirloin steak smothered with onions. — Richard Brautigan

Throw em a bone and they want a steak. — Drake

I had chewed a big steak two hours before, swallowing the juice and spitting out the meat, and I could smell animal blood in my sweat. — James Ellroy

I am a greedy actor in the sense that I like the big bites. Put a big fat steak in front of me, and I will eat it. — Tyne Daly

I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real. — Hannibal Buress

With us, it's a very specific audience. If you like steak, this is it for you. — Jerry Only

When the Russian kettlebell meets an American steak, it is a beautiful thing. — Pavel Tsatsouline

somebody chokes, it's always on a hunk of steak. — Laura Wiess

I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak. — Robert Duvall

I definitely smelled a delicious odor of steak and onions. But it turned out to be only a dirty shirt. — Thor Heyerdahl

We used to have a lot of fun. We never had any problems. We always ate. The fact that we didn't have steak? Who had steak? — Jesse Owens

If you want to sell a steak, you can't just have the sizzle, you gotta have sauce. — Don King

Most bereaved souls crave nourishment more tangible than prayers: they want a steak. — M.F.K. Fisher

I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here. — W.C. Fields

I usually eat a pretty big steak the night before I compete. — Shaun White

Steak swallowers zonked on Television! — Allen Ginsberg

I used to be shy about ordering a steak after I had eaten a steak sandwich, but I got used to it. — A.J. Liebling

The Catholic Church is like a thick steak, a glass of red wine, and a good cigar. — G.K. Chesterton

On considering adultery - Why go out for hamburger when I can have steak at home? — Paul Newman

Love is a lot like pork: there's loin steak and there's bologna. Each has its own place and function. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I'm a pretty decent cook. I like to grill. I have a smoker that I love. I love me some steak. And I'll make a huge salad with a ton of vegetables. — Abby Wambach

I think steak is the ultimate comfort food, and if you're going out for one, that isn't the time to scrimp on calories or quality. — Tom Colicchio

Suddenly revenge is so close he can actually taste it. It tastes like steak, rare. — Margaret Atwood

A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life. — Curt Siodmak

Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And if you're vegan, you're annoying. — Demetri Martin

In the NFL, you know how people love going to fancy restaurants? I am not a fancy-restaurant guy. I am a good-tasting steak-and-potatoes guy. — Tim Tebow

You've got a pit bull on one side of you and a rottweiler on the other, first thing you do is drop your steak. Miller — James S.A. Corey

Steak and its accompaniments - wine, vegetables, potatoes and generous desserts - is a primal source of pleasure to which many people can relate. — Danny Meyer

God is a lonely place without steak. — Charles Bukowski

Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak. — Woody Allen

I love sushi, I love fried chicken, I love steak. But there is a limit to my love, — Jonathan Safran Foer

Before a shoot, I'll watch what I eat. During the shoot, I watch what I eat. Afterwards, the first thing I do is go have a steak and French fries. — Camila Alves

The steak ain't right without the A-1
So I stay dipped in sauce and they come — Mac Dre

French fries. I have been obsessed with them since I was born. I like big, big steak fries, curly fries, seasoned fries - any kind! — Corbin Bleu

Guy with a gun, I'm your man. Big white tiger with teeth, it's every steak for himself. - Ty Grady — Abigail Roux

Yeah, he'd yield. He was a bad cut of steak left on the open grill too long, though - the general's teeth wouldn't be enough to do the job. — Rhi Etzweiler

The best way to make a steak is grilled over an open flame or pan sauteed in a cast iron skillet. — Roy Yamaguchi

The Hollywood process is like trying to grill a steak by having a succession of people coming into the room and breathing on it. — Douglas Adams

One of my favorite dishes in the world used to be steak tartare, which is raw ground beef seasoned and then served. — Eric Schlosser

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. — Mark Twain

The strongest thing I put into my body is steak and eggs. I just eat. I'm not a supplement guy. Steroids are not even a thought. — Jim Thome

No really, I'm a werewolf and you're a human, which essentially translates into a steak with legs. — Quinn Loftis

Canine Psychology 101. Seriously don't look at it, (the T bone steak) Look for the dastardly villain. Atticus — Kevin Hearne

On adultery: Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home? — Paul Newman

By the time that adorable steak and I had become one flesh I could have taken on the whole Valmy clan singlehanded. — Mary Stewart

I eat fish, chicken, vegetables and other healthier foods. I do love a great steak. — Bill Engvall

He smelled like carpeting, Scotch tape, and steak sauce. — Patton Oswalt

You're like a man who loves nothing better than a thick steak but wouldn't last an hour in a slaughterhouse. — Stephen King

Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian. — Heywood Broun

(The Soviet space agency did not traditionally give cosmonauts steak and eggs before launch; it gave them a one-liter enema.) Fahey, — Mary Roach

Tell me again why you have barbecues in the middle of winter, bro?"
Nate looked at him like he was an idiot. "We like steak. — Pamela Clare

A steak needs fat to taste great. — Tom Colicchio

To this day, I love eating steak tacos before going to the red carpets. — Lupita Nyong'o

I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.
- Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon. — Jerry Lawler

Beef is best served like steak:
Well done, get a gun in ya face. — Pusha T

I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie. — Colonel Sanders

Men who turn their faith into a business owe all of us a steak dinner now and then. — Walter Kirn

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak. — Johnny Carson

If steak is the tuxedo of meat, and bacon is the candy of meat, then a good cheeseburger is the mother's hug of meat. — Jim Gaffigan

It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots, — Gene Weingarten

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is going to Israel. He's going to be pretty disappointed when he finds out the Gaza Strip isn't a steak. — Jimmy Fallon

This steak wouldn't have tasted nearly as good if I'd been lying dead at the bottom of a ravine. I lifted my martini and drank to that. — Marcia Clark

Buy a steak for a player on another club after the game, but don't even speak to him on the field. Get out there and beat them to death. — Leo Durocher

Pure joy is rare. That's why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak. — Bauvard

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. — Julia Child

She is carrying round a pizza cutter 4 protection. She's so freaked. She wants me to carry a steak knife. — Carrie Jones

Indians, man, they were so tough they useta eat steak with a spoon." "I hate steak," said Tyrone. — Richard Price

I don't eat red meat, but sometimes a man needs a steak. — Gwyneth Paltrow

If you like foie gras, that doesn't mean you no longer need a regular steak. — Alexey Miller

Hamburger steak is carrion, and quite unfit for food except by a turkey buzzard, a hyena, or some other scavenger. — John Harvey Kellogg

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak. — Ted Nugent

The myriad of flavors explode on my tongue, shimmy through my mouth, slap my taste buds and call them filthy bastards, and I love it. — Stacey Jay

...Ivy's COOK THE STEAK, DON'T STAKE THE COOK apron... — Kim Harrison

I always thought filet mignon was the steak to beat, but the fat content in a rib eye is fantastic. — Neil Patrick Harris

Money is only money, beans tonight and steak tomorrow. So long as you can look yourself in the eye. — Meridel Le Sueur

You don't need Montreal steak seasoning on everything. — Sandra Lee

There is only one right way to eat a steak - with greed in your heart and a smile on your face. — Soumeet Lanka

This will be my 54th trip to Augusta. I got $20,000 for winning the Masters. Now I get $10,000 to go there and eat a free steak. — Bob Goalby

You know how to cook steak?" he asked, his voice warming slightly.
"Light a match under it. If it doesn't kick, it's dead and done. — Faith Hunter

My love can be easily bought with a steak from Peter Luger's. — Jami Attenberg