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Std Quotes By Garry Wills: I don't get far enough into a boring

I don't get far enough into a boring book to hate it. — Garry Wills

Std Quotes By Tyler Knight: Viagra, Valtrex, Valium... you fuck enough strangers, you're

Viagra, Valtrex, Valium... you fuck enough strangers, you're taking a blue pill with a "V" on it. — Tyler Knight

Std Quotes By Simon Palmer: No sun cream or condoms, just in case

No sun cream or condoms, just in case you're looking at the lady-boys. There's plenty of AIDS lingering about and every STD you can imagine. — Simon Palmer

Std Quotes By Rachel Van Dyken: Don't you have an STD to spread?" I

Don't you have an STD to spread?" I tilted my head in cool indifference.
He pushed away from the wall, "Why, you open for business? — Rachel Van Dyken

Std Quotes By Sofia Vergara: I like comedy. I would love to do

I like comedy. I would love to do comedy for a long time. — Sofia Vergara

Std Quotes By Hannah: It's like, 'Sorry I passed you an STD

It's like, 'Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence.' — Hannah

Std Quotes By Kim Harrington: You know where you can shove your joke.

You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body fluid in it this time. — Kim Harrington

Std Quotes By Darynda Jones: Does Uncle Bob have anything?""I heard he has

Does Uncle Bob have anything?"
"I heard he has an STD."
"I mean on the women."
"Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs. — Darynda Jones

Std Quotes By Rachel Maddow: Abstinence-only education - the best STD (Sexually Transmitted

Abstinence-only education - the best STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) and pregnancy delivery system that politicians have ever devised. — Rachel Maddow

Std Quotes By Jack Black: When it's a bad movie you want to

When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD. — Jack Black

Std Quotes By Susane Colasanti: We can't help who we love. Love isn't

We can't help who we love. Love isn't logical, or even our choice. Love chooses us. — Susane Colasanti

Std Quotes By Ron Brackin: Harpies, n. A disease transmitted to humans by

Harpies, n. A disease transmitted to humans by birds with human faces. — Ron Brackin

Std Quotes By Sherri Desbois: Since the Gods of hangovers ignore you I

Since the Gods of hangovers ignore you I hope the Deities of STD's bestow you with rotten crotch. — Sherri Desbois

Std Quotes By Jillian Dodd: Ooooohh, I heard you had an STD, but

Ooooohh, I heard you had an STD, but I thought it was just a rumor. Does it really burn?"
- Moose in reference to Jadyn's "burning bush" - — Jillian Dodd

Std Quotes By Jenny Han: What in the world? I stare at him,

What in the world? I stare at him, my mouth open. I never said you had an STD! — Jenny Han

Std Quotes By Kristan Higgins: So because of their affair, Emmanuelle gets a

So because of their affair, Emmanuelle gets a promotion and a raise, Adam gets a vacation, and I got an STD panel. — Kristan Higgins

Std Quotes By Nhat Hanh: Life is only available in the present moment.

Life is only available in the present moment. — Nhat Hanh

Std Quotes By Bangambiki Habyarimana: The harder life is, the closer to life

The harder life is, the closer to life we are — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Std Quotes By Sarah Mlynowski: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia? — Sarah Mlynowski

Std Quotes By Kat Lowe: Catching an STD doesn't excuse serial killing.

Catching an STD doesn't excuse serial killing. — Kat Lowe

Std Quotes By Jimmy Carr: When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they

When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia. — Jimmy Carr

Std Quotes By Donald Glover: Taking a call girl to an STD fair

Taking a call girl to an STD fair ... there's a joke here. — Donald Glover