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Status On Facebook Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: To a man with an internet connection, every

To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Status On Facebook Quotes By Elizabeth Gannon: Still invulnerable,' He calmly reminded the guy, as

Still invulnerable,' He calmly reminded the guy, as if updating his Facebook status. — Elizabeth Gannon

Status On Facebook Quotes By Carole Nelson Douglas: What do women want?" Sigmund Freud cried. Books

What do women want?" Sigmund Freud cried. Books and cats are a good start. — Carole Nelson Douglas

Status On Facebook Quotes By Tim Urban: A Facebook status is annoying if it primarily

A Facebook status is annoying if it primarily serves the author and does nothing positive for anyone reading it. — Tim Urban

Status On Facebook Quotes By Wiz Khalifa: I'm not a facebook status you don't have

I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me. — Wiz Khalifa

Status On Facebook Quotes By Yasmine Surovec: If my cats were my facebook friends, our

If my cats were my facebook friends, our relationship status would be "It's complicated". — Yasmine Surovec

Status On Facebook Quotes By Meg Cabot: I just got a fortune cookie that says

I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book ... on my computer! — Meg Cabot

Status On Facebook Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" — Andy Borowitz

Status On Facebook Quotes By William G. Boykin: They [international terrorists] are after us because we're

They [international terrorists] are after us because we're a Christian nation. — William G. Boykin

Status On Facebook Quotes By George Wallace: Just because you've read someone's Facebook status doesn't

Just because you've read someone's Facebook status doesn't mean you're truly in touch with that person. — George Wallace

Status On Facebook Quotes By Dean Ambrose: I spent two months in a jail once.

I spent two months in a jail once. In a Mexican border town. — Dean Ambrose

Status On Facebook Quotes By W.E.B. Du Bois: Rich and bitter depth of their experience, the

Rich and bitter depth of their experience, the — W.E.B. Du Bois

Status On Facebook Quotes By Nick Nolte: Violence isn't really my thing.

Violence isn't really my thing. — Nick Nolte

Status On Facebook Quotes By Tyler Perry: I want a lot of people to see

I want a lot of people to see my movies. More black people. More white people. I want to make that connection. — Tyler Perry

Status On Facebook Quotes By Arnold Bennett: A man's powers ought not to be monopolised

A man's powers ought not to be monopolised by his ordinary day's work. — Arnold Bennett

Status On Facebook Quotes By Jessica Park: If you can't stop thinking about someone's update,

If you can't stop thinking about someone's update, that's called status cling. — Jessica Park

Status On Facebook Quotes By Anne Lamott: To be engrossed by something outside ourselves is

To be engrossed by something outside ourselves is a powerful antidote for the rational mind, the mind that so frequently has its head up its own ass. — Anne Lamott

Status On Facebook Quotes By Haruki Murakami: I'm not a fast reader. I like to

I'm not a fast reader. I like to linger over each sentence, enjoying the style. If I don't enjoy the writing, I stop. — Haruki Murakami

Status On Facebook Quotes By Richelle E. Goodrich: The reality is that doing good unto others

The reality is that doing good unto others actually does more good for you. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Status On Facebook Quotes By Jaron Lanier: Why do people deserve a penny when they

Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you. — Jaron Lanier

Status On Facebook Quotes By Marcus Aurelius: All that happens is as usual and familiar

All that happens is as usual and familiar as the rose in spring and the crop in summer. — Marcus Aurelius

Status On Facebook Quotes By Irving Stone: He had never believed that spirituality had to

He had never believed that spirituality had to be anemic or aesthetic.
— Irving Stone

Status On Facebook Quotes By Jacques Lipchitz: I am the most curious of all to

I am the most curious of all to see what will be the next thing that I will do. — Jacques Lipchitz

Status On Facebook Quotes By Katy Regnery: Discovering new feelings was one thing. Actually changing

Discovering new feelings was one thing. Actually changing your Facebook status? That was real. To — Katy Regnery

Status On Facebook Quotes By Wiz Khalifa: You don't have to like me, I'm not

You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status. — Wiz Khalifa

Status On Facebook Quotes By Ivan Glasenberg: We're all shareholders. These guys below me, they

We're all shareholders. These guys below me, they see the CEO taking it easy, it's their money. — Ivan Glasenberg

Status On Facebook Quotes By L.A. Casey: You're actin' like a girl, wanting to add

You're actin' like a girl, wanting to add me on Facebook and change your relationship status, — L.A. Casey

Status On Facebook Quotes By Leo Tolstoy: I prefer a good pair of boots to

I prefer a good pair of boots to Shakespeare. — Leo Tolstoy