Stand Up Jokes Quotes
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Stand Up Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.
— Chris Hardwick
Be patient, for it is from doubt that knowledge is born.
— Khalil Gibran
See every problem as an opportunity to exercise creative energy.
— Stephen Covey
I performed stand-up because I didn't have to ask anyone's permission. My set was never joke-centric. It was a performance.
— Michael Keaton
Tennessee Williams was a gifted talker with a beautiful accent and we had lots of things in common.
— Gloria Swanson
Running with the wrong crowd will never help you.
— Ryan Cabrera
I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch line.
— Demetri Martin
All of comedy at some level is trial-and-error, whether it's a stand-up trying out jokes or a comedy show trying stories.
— Michael Schur
Greed has poisoned men's souls
— Charlie Chaplin
If I could email my jokes to the crowd and get the same immediate response [as during stand-up], I'd do that.
— W. Kamau Bell
I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.
— Jim Gaffigan
I did a show called 'What A Country,' with Yakov Smirnoff and Don Knotts. I used to write jokes for Yakov's stand-up act.
— Mike Scully
I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.
— Felipe Esparza
Cruelty is the only sin.
— Ellen Glasgow