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Stand Up Jokes Quotes By Chris Hardwick: With stand-up, there's a little bit of an

With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes. — Chris Hardwick

Stand Up Jokes Quotes By Louis C.K.: Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Stand Up Jokes Quotes By Khalil Gibran: Be patient, for it is from doubt that

Be patient, for it is from doubt that knowledge is born. — Khalil Gibran

Stand Up Jokes Quotes By Johnny Depp: I can't stand not being able to joke

I can't stand not being able to joke around on set, so I have to. — Johnny Depp

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't. — Jo Brand

Stand Up Jokes Quotes By Stephen Covey: See every problem as an opportunity to exercise

See every problem as an opportunity to exercise creative energy. — Stephen Covey

Stand Up Jokes Quotes By Michael Keaton: I performed stand-up because I didn't have to

I performed stand-up because I didn't have to ask anyone's permission. My set was never joke-centric. It was a performance. — Michael Keaton

Stand Up Jokes Quotes By Gloria Swanson: Tennessee Williams was a gifted talker with a

Tennessee Williams was a gifted talker with a beautiful accent and we had lots of things in common. — Gloria Swanson

Stand Up Jokes Quotes By Ryan Cabrera: Running with the wrong crowd will never help

Running with the wrong crowd will never help you. — Ryan Cabrera

Stand Up Jokes Quotes By Demetri Martin: I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.

I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch line. — Demetri Martin

Stand Up Jokes Quotes By Michael Schur: All of comedy at some level is trial-and-error,

All of comedy at some level is trial-and-error, whether it's a stand-up trying out jokes or a comedy show trying stories. — Michael Schur

Stand Up Jokes Quotes By Charlie Chaplin: Greed has poisoned men's souls

Greed has poisoned men's souls — Charlie Chaplin

Stand Up Jokes Quotes By W. Kamau Bell: If I could email my jokes to the

If I could email my jokes to the crowd and get the same immediate response [as during stand-up], I'd do that. — W. Kamau Bell

Stand Up Jokes Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I initially signed up for Twitter just to

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine. — Jim Gaffigan

Stand Up Jokes Quotes By Mike Scully: I did a show called 'What A Country,'

I did a show called 'What A Country,' with Yakov Smirnoff and Don Knotts. I used to write jokes for Yakov's stand-up act. — Mike Scully

Stand Up Jokes Quotes By Felipe Esparza: I better start doing stand up comedy in

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes. — Felipe Esparza

Stand Up Jokes Quotes By Ellen Glasgow: Cruelty is the only sin.

Cruelty is the only sin. — Ellen Glasgow