Stand Up Comedy Quotes
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Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect.
— Chris Rock
If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.
— George Carlin
Ultimately, I just decided stand-up comedy is a huge commitment, and if you want to be the best, you have to give it one hundred per cent.
— Deirdre O'Kane
Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me.
— Dwayne Johnson
I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror.
— Lewis Black
With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.
— Chris Hardwick
There's so much you can achieve with a launching pad like stand-up comedy. You can literally go from acting to hosting to being a personality.
— Kevin Hart
I don't like doing things by halves, and I realised you can't do stand-up comedy part-time.
— Deirdre O'Kane
Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
— Louis C.K.
If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.
— Judah Friedlander
I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up on stage and did it without thinking.
— Natasha Leggero
When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
— Dane Cook
I would watch either Michael Cera doing comedy or Louis CK doing stand-up. This would
— James Altucher
I do some of my best stand-up comedy during sound checks.
— Madonna Ciccone
I'm going to try really hard not to be bossy, but I've only done stand-up comedy and then my own show where you're the total boss of everything!
— Rosie O'Donnell
It seems to me that they only seem to mention things in the Bible that are within a 5 mile radius of the guy writing it.
— Jim Jefferies
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
— Sam Kinison
I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it.
— Dane Cook
As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy.
— David Cross
People often say to me: Oy! Get out of my garden.
— Michael Redmond
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.
— Johnny Knoxville
I personally have no interest in being a star or a celebrity. I want my stand-up comedy and how I think as a comedian to be recognized and successful.
— Jim Gaffigan
DID STAND-UP COMEDY for eighteen years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four were spent in wild success.
— Steve Martin
Did you know I started out as a stand-up comic? People don't believe me when I tell them. That's how I saw myself, in comedy.
— Al Pacino
On MySpace ... the whole demographic of the stand-up comedy fan has changed. It's like an indie band thing. People think they've discovered you.
— Jim Gaffigan
Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.
— Kevin Nealon
Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.
— Elayne Boosler
I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.
— Julie Brown
I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It's surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy.
— Gary Gulman
I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up. I was in a comedy team called Red Johnny And The Round Guy.
— John DiMaggio
I do podcasts for the same reasons I do stand-up comedy. I love it, and I don't care if anybody else gets it.
— Chris Hardwick
As a live stand-up comedy performer, I have the benefit of choosing real entrance music.
— John Hodgman
Stand-up keeps you alive. It is definitely the most specialized field in comedy because you need to stay sharp and well-tuned every night.
— Tommy Davidson
I go to a lot of stand-up comedy. I find more inspiration from observational stuff than from rap.
— Riz Ahmed
I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.
— Dana Carvey
Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.
— Doug Stanhope
Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.
— Aziz Ansari
I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.
— Felipe Esparza
When you're a stand-up, you play in front of 600 people, and it's all about timing. I could never do stand-up comedy; it would be way too hard for me.
— Dean Norris
The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.
— Mike Birbiglia
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
— Tim Allen
If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor, you can't go - I guess there's forms of it.
— Louis C.K.
Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I'm not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we're doing here.
— Alan Rickman
Improv seemed to replace stand-up, which was very big before that. Stand-up comedy was real hot in the late '80s and through the '90s.
— Joe Flaherty
London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up.
— Aziz Ansari
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
— Drew Carey
I took a job in a comedy club - not doing stand-up comedy, because that's my idea of hell, but in the office - and I went traveling.
— Phoebe Fox
It takes a while to realize that just because you're a stand-up comedian and you do comedy, you're not going to be good at all comedy.
— Jenny Slate
Frank Fay [...] became renowned as the first of the great comic emcees - and in many minds the first stand-up comedian.
— Kliph Nesteroff
Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again.
— Jon Stewart
My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.
— Pauly Shore
It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me.
— Daniel Tosh
I want my rockstars dead.
— Bill Hicks
Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.
— Bill Hicks
After graduation, I was floundering in L.A., doing stand-up comedy and working in a shoe store in the Valley.
— Kevin Spacey
Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.
— Kevin Hart
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
— Bo Burnham
As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.
— Jimmy Carr
All of comedy at some level is trial-and-error, whether it's a stand-up trying out jokes or a comedy show trying stories.
— Michael Schur
I don't have any type of sketch-comedy or stand-up background.
— Jenna Fischer
A really good stand-up comic is a poet; it's about the use of language. It can be really poetic. And I like politically conscious comedy.
— Sherman Alexie