Squirrel Quotes

Collection of top 95 famous quotes about Squirrel

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Squirrel Quotes By Kimberly Brubaker Bradley: Jamie sings like a squirrel. Jamie sings like a squirrel. Kimberly Brubaker Bradley
Squirrel Quotes By William Friedkin: I believe today that there is no film I believe today that there is no film and no shot in a film that is worth a squirrel getting a sprained ankle. — William Friedkin
Squirrel Quotes By James S.A. Corey: And no offense, but it does smell like And no offense, but it does smell like a squirrel crawled up your ass and died there. — James S.A. Corey
Squirrel Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: The squirrel hoards nuts and the bee gathers The squirrel hoards nuts and the bee gathers honey, without knowing what they do, and they are thus provided for without selfishness or disgrace. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Squirrel Quotes By P.C. Cast: that's as nutty as squirrel turds that's as nutty as squirrel turds — P.C. Cast
Squirrel Quotes By Cameron Conaway: We were of thirteen minds, like a tree, We were of thirteen minds, like a tree, in which there is one Red-tail and eleven squirrel parts. — Cameron Conaway
Squirrel Quotes By Erin Hunter: I've changed my mind. I don't want to I've changed my mind. I don't want to be a squirrel any more. I'd rather be a bird! — Erin Hunter
Squirrel Quotes By Embee: They might as well have been trying to They might as well have been trying to fit a squirrel through the eye of a needle. — Embee
Squirrel Quotes By Ryan North: Wait... maybe the question isn't "How do I Wait... maybe the question isn't "How do I beat him?" Maybe the question in "Dude, why are we even fighting in the first place? — Ryan North
Squirrel Quotes By Demetri Martin: A squirrel is the same as a can, A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions ... and comparisons. — Demetri Martin
Squirrel Quotes By Ray Bradbury: Why waste your final hours racing about your Why waste your final hours racing about your cage denying you're a squirrel? — Ray Bradbury
Squirrel Quotes By Neil Gaiman: The squirrel has not yet found the acorn The squirrel has not yet found the acorn that will grow into the oak that will be cut to form the cradle of the babe that will grow to slay me. — Neil Gaiman
Squirrel Quotes By Michael Thomas Ford: Who uses crunchy peanut butter?" he asked the Who uses crunchy peanut butter?" he asked the room. "You might as well eat squirrel shit. — Michael Thomas Ford
Squirrel Quotes By Virginia Petrucci: You crawled inside myribs to die. Giant becomes You crawled inside my
ribs to die.

Giant becomes squirrel
becomes a dirt-wet girl

feverishly alive. — Virginia Petrucci
Squirrel Quotes By Marisha Pessl: Dad's romances could last anywhere between a platypus Dad's romances could last anywhere between a platypus egg incubation (19-21 days) and a squirrel pregnancy (24-45 days). — Marisha Pessl
Squirrel Quotes By Margaret Mitchell: long squirrel guns long squirrel guns — Margaret Mitchell
Squirrel Quotes By Zadie Smith: Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble. Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble. — Zadie Smith
Squirrel Quotes By Kay Robertson: Squirrel brains make you smart. Squirrel brains make you smart. — Kay Robertson
Squirrel Quotes By Jessica Biel: I'm not squeamish at all. As a child I'm not squeamish at all. As a child I dragged a dead squirrel home on my skateboard and cut it open and tried to look at its brain. — Jessica Biel
Squirrel Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: Next time he summons me like a half-asred Next time he summons me like a half-asred squirrel demon," I said,"I'll tell him so! — Rainbow Rowell
Squirrel Quotes By Sebastien De Castell: Your ancient enemy is basically just a really, Your ancient enemy is basically just a really, really big squirrelSebastien De Castell
Squirrel Quotes By Isabel Jordan: As her mother always said, even a blind As her mother always said, even a blind squirrel gets a nut every now and then. — Isabel Jordan
Squirrel Quotes By George Eliot: If we could hear the squirrel's heartbeat, the If we could hear the squirrel's heartbeat, the sound of the grass growing, we should die of that roar. — George Eliot
Squirrel Quotes By Kate DiCamillo: She were forced to describe it, she would She were forced to describe it, she would say that it tasted exactly like squirrel: fuzzy, damp, slightly nutty. Have you lost your — Kate DiCamillo
Squirrel Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: The first pleasant days of spring come out The first pleasant days of spring come out like a squirrel and go in again. — Henry David Thoreau
Squirrel Quotes By Emily Procter: I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day. — Emily Procter
Squirrel Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. — Henry David Thoreau
Squirrel Quotes By Rick Riordan: Squirrel as in squirrel squirrel? Squirrel as in squirrel squirrel? — Rick Riordan
Squirrel Quotes By Bryan Chapell: We are not to mimic witches spicing their We are not to mimic witches spicing their caldrons with a little eye of newt and tail of squirrel when we add Jesus' name to our prayers. — Bryan Chapell
Squirrel Quotes By Michelle M. Pillow: Is he all right?" Jane asked. "Oh, sure, Is he all right?" Jane asked.
"Oh, sure, probably losing a fight against a squirrel," Angus said.
"Or his shadow ... — Michelle M. Pillow
Squirrel Quotes By Susan Mallery: Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes. — Susan Mallery
Squirrel Quotes By Millicent Fenwick: Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. — Millicent Fenwick
Squirrel Quotes By Hal Borland: You cn't be suspicious of a tree, accuse You cn't be suspicious of a tree, accuse a bird or squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet — Hal Borland
Squirrel Quotes By Marguerite Labbe: You have the survival instincts of a suicidal You have the survival instincts of a suicidal squirrelMarguerite Labbe
Squirrel Quotes By Trevor H. Cooley: Squirrel! I've told you not to share your Squirrel! I've told you not to share your cheek nuts with humans. They don't appreciate it as much as other squirrels! — Trevor H. Cooley
Squirrel Quotes By Rick Riordan: WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, It's the Squirrel, you don't WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, It's the Squirrel, you don't ask questions. — Rick Riordan
Squirrel Quotes By David Baldacci: He filled a bowl with cereal that looked He filled a bowl with cereal that looked like twigs a squirrel had pooped out. — David Baldacci
Squirrel Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: It's all very Super Secret Squirrel. It's all very Super Secret Squirrel. — Qwen Salsbury
Squirrel Quotes By Kristen Lamb: These days. Most of us have the attention These days. Most of us have the attention span of a meth-addicted squirrel. — Kristen Lamb
Squirrel Quotes By P.C. Cast: Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds. Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds. — P.C. Cast
Squirrel Quotes By Harper Lee: The man who could not be discourteous to The man who could not be discourteous to a ground-squirrel had sat in the courthouse abetting the cause of grubby-minded little men. — Harper Lee
Squirrel Quotes By Bob Saget: The squirrel in my yard really knows his The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood. — Bob Saget
Squirrel Quotes By Beth Ditto: My dad liked to boil a squirrel head My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat. — Beth Ditto
Squirrel Quotes By Brian Spellman: Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day. — Brian Spellman
Squirrel Quotes By Ken Kesey: Tricker the Squirrel is the best piece I Tricker the Squirrel is the best piece I ever wrote. It's intricate. — Ken Kesey
Squirrel Quotes By Kate DiCamillo: He was a squirrel. Could he be a He was a squirrel. Could he be a superhero, too? — Kate DiCamillo
Squirrel Quotes By Sarah Jessica Parker: A squirrel is just a rat with a A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit! — Sarah Jessica Parker
Squirrel Quotes By Colleen Houck: Don't make a feller wait too long. A Don't make a feller wait too long. A feller waiting on a gal can get ornery'er than a huntin' dog that's tree'd it's squirrel. — Colleen Houck
Squirrel Quotes By Helena Hunting: My mind is wandering like a squirrel on My mind is wandering like a squirrel on Red Bull. — Helena Hunting
Squirrel Quotes By Kate McCarthy: I love you like a squirrel loves his I love you like a squirrel loves his nuts. - Brody Madden — Kate McCarthy
Squirrel Quotes By Josh Stern: I wish I had flaps of extra skin I wish I had flaps of extra skin connecting my arms & legs like a Flying Squirrel & then spend my days at the park jumping from tree to tree — Josh Stern
Squirrel Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: I killed a squirrel once with a car. I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket. — Anthony Jeselnik
Squirrel Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel. — Jerry Coleman
Squirrel Quotes By Laura Kaye: Even summarized, it sounded nuttier than a squirrel Even summarized, it sounded nuttier than a squirrel turd at a peanut festival. — Laura Kaye
Squirrel Quotes By Kevin Hearne: There's a reason Bath & Body Works doesn't There's a reason Bath & Body Works doesn't have a line of products called Huge Fucking Squirrel. — Kevin Hearne
Squirrel Quotes By Philip K. Dick: If I'm an andy," Phil Resch said, "and If I'm an andy," Phil Resch said, "and you kill me, you can have my squirrel. Here; I'll write it out, willing it to you. — Philip K. Dick
Squirrel Quotes By Rick Moody: I was bent on love the way a I was bent on love the way a crow is bent on a flattened squirrel. — Rick Moody
Squirrel Quotes By Dorothy L. Sayers: his thoughts revolving silently in this squirrel-cage of his thoughts revolving silently in this squirrel-cage of mystification. — Dorothy L. Sayers
Squirrel Quotes By Jonathan Franzen: Sex with a squirrel who had exciting breasts Sex with a squirrel who had exciting breasts beneath her little-kid pajamas was not without its appeal, — Jonathan Franzen
Squirrel Quotes By Dylan Moran: It's easy to smile when you have a It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. — Dylan Moran
Squirrel Quotes By Si Robertson: You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me. — Si Robertson
Squirrel Quotes By Peter James West: If you were given the chance to be If you were given the chance to be reborn after your death, buy you could only come back as a squirrel, would you complain? — Peter James West
Squirrel Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: To a drone I'd have a tiny heat To a drone I'd have a tiny heat signature, like a squirrel or something. A secretly very, very deadly squirrel. — Brandon Sanderson
Squirrel Quotes By George W. Bush: There are cameras nowadays that have been developed There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb. — George W. Bush
Squirrel Quotes By Scott Lynch: I want you to use your misplaced acorn I want you to use your misplaced acorn for a brain before the squirrel comes looking for it again. — Scott Lynch
Squirrel Quotes By Demetri Martin: To make a squirrel look less uptight, put To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it. — Demetri Martin
Squirrel Quotes By Kay Robertson: I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. I love making the dumplings. I think I just like to roll out dough. — Kay Robertson
Squirrel Quotes By Mary Lasswell: You can't keep a squirrel on the ground. You can't keep a squirrel on the ground. — Mary Lasswell
Squirrel Quotes By Emo Philips: I don't know if I have sexual magnetism I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead. — Emo Philips
Squirrel Quotes By Kate DiCamillo: A SUPERHERO SQUIRREL RESTED AT HER FEET, AND A SUPERHERO SQUIRREL RESTED AT HER FEET, AND SO SHE WAS NOT LONELY AT ALL emblazoned — Kate DiCamillo
Squirrel Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: In the summer we lay up a stock In the summer we lay up a stock of experiences for the winter, as the squirrel of nuts?something for conversation in winter evenings. — Henry David Thoreau
Squirrel Quotes By Garry Fitchett: The squirrel, jumping from limb to limb, trust The squirrel, jumping from limb to limb, trust his nature like no human ever could. — Garry Fitchett
Squirrel Quotes By Liam Hemsworth: How comedic are squirrels? We don't have squirrels How comedic are squirrels? We don't have squirrels in Australia. The first time I saw a squirrel was at a meeting at Disney. — Liam Hemsworth